Why Do They Report Power Outages On TV?

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  • BFT3K
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #1

    Why Do They Report Power Outages On TV?

    and why do they make scented toilet paper?
  • SBJ
    So Fucking Fabulous
    • Apr 2003
    • 11387

    #2
    Originally posted by BFT3K
    and why do they make scented toilet paper?
    so your shit don't stink?

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    • spacedog
      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
      • Nov 2001
      • 14149

      #3
      why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.

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      • TrainWreckContent
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        • Dec 2008
        • 8152

        #4

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        • SmokeyTheBear
          ►SouthOfHeaven
          • Jun 2004
          • 28609

          #5
          so if your loved ones are in that area you arent worried why they arent answering the phone ? or maybe if you live in that area you dont go home to a cold house
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          • SmokeyTheBear
            ►SouthOfHeaven
            • Jun 2004
            • 28609

            #6
            Originally posted by spacedog
            why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.
            because blind people need money too ? and because the tellers just steal blind peoples money and give them deposit slips
            hatisblack at yahoo.com

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            • SmokeyTheBear
              ►SouthOfHeaven
              • Jun 2004
              • 28609

              #7
              Originally posted by BFT3K
              and why do they make scented toilet paper?
              so teenage girls boobs smell nice
              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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              • STAROTICA
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2004
                • 1079

                #8
                Originally posted by spacedog
                why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.
                Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990

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                • Ozarkz
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 2377

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BFT3K
                  and why do they make scented toilet paper?
                  You just made my head hurt.

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                  • 420
                    cuck
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 11571

                    #10
                    I make my own shit scented toilet paper.
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                    • After Shock Media
                      It's coming look busy
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299

                      #11
                      Originally posted by spacedog
                      why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.
                      To keep costs down as you would be typically talking about drive up ATM's (do not say ATM machine - thats fucking stupid and suggest you need a helmet). Now by producing just 1 ATM type that can be used for walk up and drive through, they can keep costs down. Yes blind people use walk up ATM's.

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                      • hypedough
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                        • Sep 2007
                        • 3743

                        #12
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                        • Bama
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 2727

                          #13
                          I've always thought it was bonehead when you call your ISP because your internet connection is down and the hold message is "you can contact us via the web" message..

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                          • kane
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 20684

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bama
                            I've always thought it was bonehead when you call your ISP because your internet connection is down and the hold message is "you can contact us via the web" message..
                            I love that one too. I also like when the afternoon news tells you about the traffic and they say things like, "It is slow going on your way home from work tonight." If I am home watching this I already know what the traffic is like and chances are if I am at work I am not watching TV

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                            • Phaseman
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 159

                              #15
                              Originally posted by spacedog
                              why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.
                              why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.

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                              • STAROTICA
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 1079

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Phaseman
                                why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.
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                                • Owner
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 905

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Phaseman
                                  why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.
                                  so you dont confuse it with ass to mouth

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                                  • JuiceMonkey
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2004
                                    • 3581

                                    #18
                                    There is a headphone jack on the ATM that allows blind people to "listen" to the machine..
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                                    • PornMD
                                      Mainstream Businessman
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 9291

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by kane
                                      I love that one too. I also like when the afternoon news tells you about the traffic and they say things like, "It is slow going on your way home from work tonight." If I am home watching this I already know what the traffic is like and chances are if I am at work I am not watching TV
                                      Yea, I love it when TV or radio news states the obvious about traffic like it's new news. No kidding? I'm going to hit traffic on the freeway on my way home from work in a 2+ million people city? Nawww that's some crazy shit, son!
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                                      • Iron Fist
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 23400

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Phaseman
                                        why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.
                                        Originally posted by Owner
                                        so you dont confuse it with ass to mouth
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                                        • Tom_PM
                                          Porn Meister
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 16443

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Phaseman
                                          why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.
                                          And PIN number.
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