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  • DaddyHalbucks
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    • Feb 2004
    • 18975

    #1

    Nancy Pelosi is a saint

    Nancy Pelosi is a saint

    > > Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint....CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?
    > >
    > >
    > > On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House
    > > Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the
    > > Catholic cathedral.
    > >
    > > He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending
    > > the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal
    > > would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a
    > > few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
    > >
    > > The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the
    > > woman, and there
    > > are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over
    > > certain of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's
    > > aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here
    > > and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if
    > > you'll just tell the
    > > congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
    > >
    > > The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the
    > > church can use the money, so I'll work your request
    > > into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's
    > > aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
    > > sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the
    > > main aisle.
    > >
    > > And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed
    > > out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.
    > >
    > > Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation --
    > > "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an
    > > honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her
    > > views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends
    > > to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a
    > > petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
    > > nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and
    > > a thief.
    > >
    > > Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever
    > > personally witnessed.
    > >
    > > She married for money and is using it to lie to the
    > > American people. She also has a reputation for shirking
    > > her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in
    > > California . She simply is not to be trusted."
    > >
    > > The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But,
    > > when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and
    > > John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."

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  • XPays
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    • May 2004
    • 13002

    #2
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      • 19422

      #3
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      • tony299
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        • Aug 2002
        • 57021

        #4
        Hmm I wonder if they had an agenda

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        • LiveDose
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          • Feb 2002
          • 25792

          #5
          That woman is truly a moron.

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          • BlackCrayon
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2003
            • 19634

            #6
            im no fan but who really takes the time to write that stuff? what a life they must have.
            you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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            • Diomed
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              • Jan 2009
              • 6167

              #7
              Is it her or her daughter that does those awesome documentaries for hbo?
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              • slavdogg
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                • Jan 2001
                • 3570

                #8
                pelosi is a whore
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                • LiveDose
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 25792

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Diomed
                  Is it her or her daughter that does those awesome documentaries for hbo?
                  Yes, her daughter.

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                  • V_RocKs
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                    • Nov 2003
                    • 32449

                    #10
                    Anyone ever heard of Karl Rove?

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                    • nation-x
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                      • Mar 2004
                      • 5370

                      #11
                      Sometimes I wonder how right wingers can breathe... they are so brain dead I am surprised they don't need life support.

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                      • John-ACWM
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                        • Nov 2008
                        • 20060

                        #12
                        I actually read the whole story and it was really funny

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                        • notoldschool
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                          • Aug 2007
                          • 5687

                          #13
                          If this were true it would only point out that the church is even more bullshit, not that pelosi is stupid. Shit most people buy their titles, always have.
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                          • PornNewz
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                            • Jul 2008
                            • 851

                            #14
                            as usual, your post sucks.
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                            • teg0
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                              • Jan 2006
                              • 4204

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PornNewz
                              as usual, your post sucks.
                              i agree with this post.

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                              • UFGators2007
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 1739

                                #16
                                Pelosi sucks!
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                                • cykoe6
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                                  • Apr 2005
                                  • 4499

                                  #17
                                  Nice post. Pelosi is the kind of person that makes it impossible to vote for the Democrats under any circumstances. She represents everything that is wrong with US politics.
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                                  • pornguy
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 62912

                                    #18
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                                    • notoldschool
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                                      • Aug 2007
                                      • 5687

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cykoe6
                                      She represents everything that is wrong with US politics.
                                      What is that?
                                      No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture.
                                      -- Learned Hand

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                                      • Reak AGV
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                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 4283

                                        #20
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                                        • nation-x
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                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 5370

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by cykoe6
                                          Nice post. Pelosi is the kind of person that makes it impossible to vote for the Democrats under any circumstances. She represents everything that is wrong with US politics.
                                          says the person with russian text in his sig.

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