GFY I need your help! Need advice

**munki** · 03-16-2009, 03:40 PM

Ballet lessons...

**Brujah** · 03-16-2009, 03:40 PM

getting kidnapped by a Scientology van

**seeric** · 03-16-2009, 03:40 PM

cooking show.

20 dollar limit. trader joes groceries only.

**MetaMan** · 03-16-2009, 03:42 PM

Give all your money to charity, then re build yourself on a pre planned TV show called "the little jew that could".

**halfpint** · 03-16-2009, 03:48 PM

Walk around the city naked, do some shopping eat in a resturant all in the nude of course and film the responces of the general public

Also go to church naked and film the vicars and church goers reactions

**baddog** · 03-16-2009, 03:49 PM

Get a part-time gig flipping burgers. Maybe the fry machine if burgers too much.

**CyberHustler** · 03-16-2009, 03:50 PM

"The Cannnibal of Love" ... have a bunch of bitches compete against each other by doing stupid shit just to "get married" with you at the end of the season. But to make it different from the other love shows have guys competing for your love too. Trannies and Dykes that like dudes too and shit.

**donkevlar** · 03-16-2009, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Get a part-time gig flipping burgers. Maybe the fry machine if burgers too much.

No, no, things a porn guy WOULDN'T normally do.

**2012** · 03-16-2009, 03:54 PM

* you're an opinionated pornographer on the "moral" porn you promote . Like Rush Limbaugh, a conservative pornographer with a radio show

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 03-16-2009, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by CyberHustler

"The Cannnibal of Love" ... have a bunch of bitches compete against each other by doing stupid shit just to "get married" with you at the end of the season. But to make it different from the other love shows have guys competing for your love too. Trannies and Dykes that like dudes too and shit.

Winnar.

**CaptainHowdy** · 03-16-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Brujah

getting kidnapped by a Scientology van

...

**Sands** · 03-16-2009, 04:02 PM

Pitch a show called "The Biggest Fatwa" where you try and start a porn studio in the West Bank.

**thehand** · 03-16-2009, 04:04 PM

Reality Show - Immigration task force - ride along bust illegals over on Fallbrook & Ventura. Then "After the Bust" @ Casa De Carlos.

**PersianKitty** · 03-16-2009, 04:07 PM

KB's baby cannibal daycare.

You do NOT want to get me started ;)

DK · 03-16-2009, 04:10 PM

A Bikini car wash for Charity
You in a Bikini of course on a busy LA Street

**PSSuperstars** · 03-16-2009, 04:11 PM

Going to a catholic church and being recorded confessing your sins ;)

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 03-16-2009, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by PSSuperstars

Going to a catholic church and being recorded confessing your sins ;)

best recommendation so far-
However I am Jewish

We don't have to confess anything-
However....
We live with a lot of pent up guilt.

Not bad like where you were going on this idea.

I need more serious ideas.

**Sam Granger** · 03-16-2009, 04:45 PM

Drink some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

**dyna mo** · 03-16-2009, 04:47 PM

do volunteer work at the local community outreach programs, soup kitchen, women's shelter, etc.

be your elitist self, hilarity ensues.

**alias** · 03-16-2009, 04:48 PM

******* - the sequel

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 03-16-2009, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

do volunteer work at the local community outreach programs, soup kitchen, women's shelter, etc.

be your elitist self, hilarity ensues.

Not bad, but I don't do manual labor.
Is that being "elitist"?

**mikesouth** · 03-16-2009, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by alias

******* - the sequel

lol you beat me to it I was gonna say goatse

**2012** · 03-16-2009, 04:53 PM

you goto heaven like in the movie 'heaven can wait' and come back as an evangelist

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 03-16-2009, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by PersianKitty

KB's baby cannibal daycare.

You do NOT want to get me started ;)

we think alike! i was gonna say run a daycare

**dyna mo** · 03-16-2009, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Not bad, but I don't do manual labor.
Is that being "elitist"?

exactly!

that's why it's fucking perfect, now send over aaliyah, that better be the big prize or i retract my contribution.

**tical** · 03-16-2009, 04:56 PM

build amish furniture for a week

**Brujah** · 03-16-2009, 05:40 PM

**LiveDose** · 03-16-2009, 06:14 PM

Damn there is some funny stuff in this thread.

I say run for some type of local office and all of your immediate staff has to be porn chicks.

**avalanche** · 03-16-2009, 06:16 PM

Have LC on and have him do a "How To" segment...

**Ozarkz** · 03-16-2009, 07:34 PM

I'd like to see a almost reality show filmed much like Curb your enthusiasm or Star-ving with David Faustino..

AaliyahLove most definitely needs to be a regularly recurring character..

**PSSuperstars** · 03-16-2009, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

best recommendation so far-
However I am Jewish

We don't have to confess anything-
However....
We live with a lot of pent up guilt.

Not bad like where you were going on this idea.

I need more serious ideas.

Yeah but that would almost make it even funnier.. fucking with the catholic priest... maybe even wearing the little head thingy that Jewish people wear? like under a cap or something.. then taking the cap off as you go into the little room?

Volunteerng at a soup kitchen... or doing something really morally great.. then having those "moral people" ask you questions... eventually ending with the edit of telling them you're in porn...

**The Adult Broker** · 03-16-2009, 10:11 PM

press work? ;) j.k.
how about doing the dishes. taking the dog for a walk, chatting with the neighbors in good ol suburb of white picket fences. gardening.
watching the food channel
take mom out to dinner.
you know, the everyday stuff

**bbobby86** · 03-17-2009, 01:57 AM

great everyday staff you have...

**Ethersync** · 03-17-2009, 02:04 AM

Lecture an audience about the dangers of pre-marital sex?

**»Rob Content«** · 03-17-2009, 02:23 AM

Go 24 hours without name dropping

**RoCkMaN** · 03-17-2009, 02:39 AM

Cooking Bacon in the nude contest.

**evildick** · 03-17-2009, 04:27 AM

Have your wacky religious friend move into your house for no reason. You are messy, he is clean. You smoke cigarettes, he doesn't. He doesn't drink, you are a raging alcoholic.

You bring home da ladies trying to get busy and he is sitting on your couch praying in front of the TV.

Why are they living together? No one knows! Why are they friends when they are such polar opposites? Beats me!

Kill me now.

**nico-t** · 03-17-2009, 05:25 AM

wow, everything you say or do is about... yourself. Your name must be in the dictionary by now next to 'self absorbed'

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 03-17-2009, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

wow, everything you say or do is about... yourself. Your name must be in the dictionary by now next to 'self absorbed'

So I should sit here and spew my wealth of knowledge about the industry and the people in it for free?

Nah- I am a self aggrandising prick...it's a character flaw.
lol

**PersianKitty** · 04-10-2009, 01:15 AM

How bout going to work in the office of a sperm bank and deciding the material they offered the guys to warm up with wasn't a good enough quality ... so you bring in material for them.

GFY I need your help! Need advice

GFY I need your help! Need advice

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