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MakeMeGrrrrowl · 11-21-2002, 06:03 AM

wellhung: hello, sweetheart. what do you look like?

sweetheart: i am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. i work out every day, i'm toned and perfect. my measurements are 36-24-36. what do you look like?

wellhung: i'm 6'3" and about 375 pounds. i wear glasses and i have on a pair of blue sweat pants i just bought from walmart.. i'm also wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner.. it smells funny

sweetheart: i want you. would you like to screw me?

wellhung: ok

sweetheart: we're in my bedroom. there's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. i'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. my hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge

wellhung: i'm gulping, i'm beginning to sweat

sweetheart: i'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest

wellhung: now i'm unbuttoning your blouse. my hands are trembling

sweetheart: i'm moaning softly

wellhung: i'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly

sweetheart: i'm throwing my head back in pleasure. the cool silk slides off my warm skin. i'm rubbing you're bulge faster, pulling and rubbing

wellhung: my hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. i'm sorry

sweetheart: that's ok, it wasn't really too expensive

wellhung: i'll pay for it

sweetheart: don't worry about it. i'm wearing a lacy black bra. my soft breasts are rising and falling, as i breath harder and harder

wellhung: i'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. i think it's stuck. do you have any scissors?

sweetheart: i take your hand and kiss it softly. i'm reaching back undoing the clasp. the bra slides off my body. the air caresses my breast. my nipples are erect for you

wellhung: how did you do that? i'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp

sweetheart: i'm arching my back. oh baby. i just want to feel your tongue all over me

wellhung: i'm dropping the bra. now i'm licking your, you know, breasts. they're neat!

sweetheart: i'm running my fingers through your hair. now i'm nibbling your ear

wellhung: i suddenly sneeze. your breast are covered with spit and phlegm

sweetheart: what?

wellhung: i'm so sorry; really

sweetheart: i'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse

wellhung: i'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. i drop it with a plop

sweetheart: ok. i'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool

wellhung: i'm screaming like a woman. your hands are cold! yee!

sweetheart: i'm pulling up my miniskirt. take off my panties

wellhung: i'm having a coughing fit. i'm turning all red

sweetheart: can i help?

wellhung: i'm pulling off your panties. my tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you're.. umm.. wait a minute

sweetheart: what's the matter?

wellhung: i've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. i'm choking

sweetheart: are you ok?

wellhung: i'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. i'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. where do you keep your cups?

sweetheart: in the cabinet to the right of the sink

wellhung: i'm drinking a cup of water. there, that's better

sweetheart: come back to me, lover

wellhung: i'm washing the cup now

sweetheart: i'm on the bed aching for you

wellhung: i'm drying the cup. now i'm putting it back in the cabinet. and now i'm walking back to the bedroom. wait, it's dark, i'm lost. where's the bedroom?

sweetheart: last door on the left at the end of the hall

wellhung: i found it

sweetheart: i'm tuggin' off your pants. i'm moaning. i want you so badly

wellhung: me too

sweetheart: your pants are off. i kiss you passionately. our naked bodies pressing each other

wellhung: your face is pushing my glasses into my face. it hurts

sweetheart: why don't you take off your glasses?

wellhung: ok, but i can't see very well without them. i place the glasses on the night table

sweetheart: i'm bending over the bed. give it to me, baby!

wellhung: i have to pee. i'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom

sweetheart: hurry back, lover

wellhung: i find the bathroom and it's dark. i'm feeling around for the toilet. i lift the lid

sweetheart: i'm waiting eagerly for your return

wellhung: i'm done going. i'm feeling around for the flush handle, but i can't find it. uh-oh!

sweetheart: what's the matter now?

wellhung: i've realized that i've peed into your laundry hamper. sorry again. i'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way

sweetheart: mmm, yes. come on

wellhung: ok, now i'm going to put my.. you know .. thing.. in your.. you know.. woman's thing

sweetheart: yes! do it, baby! do it!

wellhung: i'm touching your smooth butt. it feels so nice. i kiss your neck. umm, i'm having a little trouble here

sweetheart: i'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. i can't stand it another second! slide in! screw me now!

wellhung: i'm flacid

sweetheart: what?

wellhung: i'm limp. i can't sustain an erection

sweetheart: what? i'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face

wellhung: i'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my willy all floppy. i'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong

sweetheart: no, never mind. i'm getting dressed. i'm putting on my underwear. now i'm putting on my wet nasty blouse

wellhung: no wait! now i'm squinting, trying to find the night table. i'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles

sweetheart: i'm buttoning my blouse. now i'm putting on my shoes

wellhung: i've found my glasses. i'm putting them on. my god! one of your candles fell on the curtain. the curtain is on fire! i'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face

sweetheart: go to hell. i'm logging off, you loser!

wellhung: now the carpet is on fire! oh no!

sweetheart: [logged off]

Undutchable · 11-21-2002, 06:14 AM

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11-21-2002, 06:03 AM	#1
MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,984	Ugh!!! Cyber gone wrong!!! =) wellhung: hello, sweetheart. what do you look like? sweetheart: i am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. i work out every day, i'm toned and perfect. my measurements are 36-24-36. what do you look like? wellhung: i'm 6'3" and about 375 pounds. i wear glasses and i have on a pair of blue sweat pants i just bought from walmart.. i'm also wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner.. it smells funny sweetheart: i want you. would you like to screw me? wellhung: ok sweetheart: we're in my bedroom. there's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. i'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. my hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge wellhung: i'm gulping, i'm beginning to sweat sweetheart: i'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest wellhung: now i'm unbuttoning your blouse. my hands are trembling sweetheart: i'm moaning softly wellhung: i'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly sweetheart: i'm throwing my head back in pleasure. the cool silk slides off my warm skin. i'm rubbing you're bulge faster, pulling and rubbing wellhung: my hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. i'm sorry sweetheart: that's ok, it wasn't really too expensive wellhung: i'll pay for it sweetheart: don't worry about it. i'm wearing a lacy black bra. my soft breasts are rising and falling, as i breath harder and harder wellhung: i'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. i think it's stuck. do you have any scissors? sweetheart: i take your hand and kiss it softly. i'm reaching back undoing the clasp. the bra slides off my body. the air caresses my breast. my nipples are erect for you wellhung: how did you do that? i'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp sweetheart: i'm arching my back. oh baby. i just want to feel your tongue all over me wellhung: i'm dropping the bra. now i'm licking your, you know, breasts. they're neat! sweetheart: i'm running my fingers through your hair. now i'm nibbling your ear wellhung: i suddenly sneeze. your breast are covered with spit and phlegm sweetheart: what? wellhung: i'm so sorry; really sweetheart: i'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse wellhung: i'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. i drop it with a plop sweetheart: ok. i'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool wellhung: i'm screaming like a woman. your hands are cold! yee! sweetheart: i'm pulling up my miniskirt. take off my panties wellhung: i'm having a coughing fit. i'm turning all red sweetheart: can i help? wellhung: i'm pulling off your panties. my tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you're.. umm.. wait a minute sweetheart: what's the matter? wellhung: i've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. i'm choking sweetheart: are you ok? wellhung: i'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. i'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. where do you keep your cups? sweetheart: in the cabinet to the right of the sink wellhung: i'm drinking a cup of water. there, that's better sweetheart: come back to me, lover wellhung: i'm washing the cup now sweetheart: i'm on the bed aching for you wellhung: i'm drying the cup. now i'm putting it back in the cabinet. and now i'm walking back to the bedroom. wait, it's dark, i'm lost. where's the bedroom? sweetheart: last door on the left at the end of the hall wellhung: i found it sweetheart: i'm tuggin' off your pants. i'm moaning. i want you so badly wellhung: me too sweetheart: your pants are off. i kiss you passionately. our naked bodies pressing each other wellhung: your face is pushing my glasses into my face. it hurts sweetheart: why don't you take off your glasses? wellhung: ok, but i can't see very well without them. i place the glasses on the night table sweetheart: i'm bending over the bed. give it to me, baby! wellhung: i have to pee. i'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom sweetheart: hurry back, lover wellhung: i find the bathroom and it's dark. i'm feeling around for the toilet. i lift the lid sweetheart: i'm waiting eagerly for your return wellhung: i'm done going. i'm feeling around for the flush handle, but i can't find it. uh-oh! sweetheart: what's the matter now? wellhung: i've realized that i've peed into your laundry hamper. sorry again. i'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way sweetheart: mmm, yes. come on wellhung: ok, now i'm going to put my.. you know .. thing.. in your.. you know.. woman's thing sweetheart: yes! do it, baby! do it! wellhung: i'm touching your smooth butt. it feels so nice. i kiss your neck. umm, i'm having a little trouble here sweetheart: i'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. i can't stand it another second! slide in! screw me now! wellhung: i'm flacid sweetheart: what? wellhung: i'm limp. i can't sustain an erection sweetheart: what? i'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face wellhung: i'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my willy all floppy. i'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong sweetheart: no, never mind. i'm getting dressed. i'm putting on my underwear. now i'm putting on my wet nasty blouse wellhung: no wait! now i'm squinting, trying to find the night table. i'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles sweetheart: i'm buttoning my blouse. now i'm putting on my shoes wellhung: i've found my glasses. i'm putting them on. my god! one of your candles fell on the curtain. the curtain is on fire! i'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face sweetheart: go to hell. i'm logging off, you loser! wellhung: now the carpet is on fire! oh no! sweetheart: [logged off]

11-21-2002, 06:22 AM	#3
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11-21-2002, 06:14 AM	#2
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