Fuck My Life!!! TOOO Funny!!

[MeganS]

This is the most i have laughed in a long time ...

http://www.fmylife.com

I am to the point of checking it like 3 times a day!

anyone else read it? have any favorite FML's?


some of my favs:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML



xoxo,
Megan

[Sly]

LOL.

That makes me feel less like a retard when I type up an e-mail in Notepad as opposed to using the e-mail program. Yes, I actually do that. :-)

[Voodoo]

This is the most i have laughed in a long time ...

http://www.fmylife.com

I am to the point of checking it like 3 times a day!

anyone else read it? have any favorite FML's?


some of my favs:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML



xoxo,
Megan

That's a pretty funny site.

Retards,
Voodoo

[Spunky]

Har har,some of those were hilarious

[LiveDose]

That site looks hilarious. I will be checking it daily too, LOL...

[baddog]

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

[Mutt]

haha - great concept for a website. we all have those in our life.

[seeric]

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

i went to the wrong programming class at pierce college twice in a row. i was supposed to be in server side programming. i went to javascript. so i decided to stay in the javascript class and dropped the server side programming sql class until next semester. lol, i know i am moron.

[NinjaSteve]

LOL! This is great!

"Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML"

Bwahahahahaha!

[CaseyCupcakes]

thanks for sharing -- i'm totally addicted now

"Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML"

[Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it.

[M0nk]

hahaah some funny ones there!

[Danny B]

Thanks for the link. I never came across it.
You got me hooked. Fun stuff that makes me feel less of an idiot.

[Danny B]

Submitted this one: True story.

Last nigh I woke up to my brother telling me to go to my own bedroom.
Apparently I walked into my brothers bedroom, butt naked.
I took a shit in his toilet and then jumped into his bed, almost on top of his girlfriend.
Damn i hate it when i go sleepwalking.

[AMDWarrior]

damn you now I can't stop reading..

[DannyA]

Site is spreading like crazy. I can't go to a bar or party without hearing "FML" at least once or someone retelling something they read on there.

[Shey]

Submitted this one: True story.

Last nigh I woke up to my brother telling me to go to my own bedroom.
Apparently I walked into my brothers bedroom, butt naked.
I took a shit in his toilet and then jumped into his bed, almost on top of his girlfriend.
Damn i hate it when i go sleepwalking.

[StaceyJo]

Funny you got in there.

[st0ned]

"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

Ooops ;)

[_Richard_]

This is the most i have laughed in a long time ...

http://www.fmylife.com

I am to the point of checking it like 3 times a day!

anyone else read it? have any favorite FML's?


some of my favs:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML



xoxo,
Megan

thanks a lot.. bloody hilarious:

"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

Ooops ;)

haha, classic

[John-ACWM]

I have it bookmarked,great site

[seeandsee]

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

[seeandsee]

Today, an old girlfriend from years ago wanted to have lunch. Seeing as I had nothing to do, I went with her. She introduced me to her son. Apparently I am the father. My son is 6. FML

Omggggggggggggggggggggggg

[blonda80]

i love this site

[MeganS]

Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She proceeded to ask, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML

[EthnicLover]

"Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML"

This site will be as popular as facebook. Humor, embarrassment and mortification, what more do people want?