The Official Ninja Webpage:  REAL Ultimate Power!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Juge · 11-18-2002, 08:32 AM

This site cracks me up:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Read the main page or some of the dude's scripts, and then read the hate mail.

(oops fucked up the subject - can't change it now

c'mon mods, remove that dumb nbsp for me, please!)

HQ · 11-18-2002, 08:36 AM

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/seppuku.htm

HQ · 11-18-2002, 08:37 AM

Holy fuck, this kid is 2nd in google for ninja:
http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja

chodadog · 11-18-2002, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HQ
Holy fuck, this kid is 2nd in google for ninja:
http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja

His site is huge. I've been going back every few months ever since i first came across it. The hatemail is classic.

pr0 · 11-18-2002, 08:53 AM

HQ · 11-18-2002, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog

His site is huge. I've been going back every few months ever since i first came across it. The hatemail is classic.

Pretty amazing for a ten year old. Makes me wish I could make webpages when I was that young (no public Internet back then.)

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/hatemail.htm :

Quote:

Hey retard.. just to let you know.. Seppuku is not the form of killing yourself when your pissed off or when there is no one else to kill. Its the art of an honorable suicide done because they pretty much fucked up (like if they get caught). Ninjas do not kill and stab all day. They are actually silent assasins. e.g. they would dress up like a salesman to get into your house, and while they are pretending to sell you something they would look for holes and cracks to climb into, then at night they would come back and murder you. If you going to talk about somethinig... make sure you know what the fuck you are talking about. Thats not even the jist of whats wrong on your dumbass site.

from Sudo Shima (John Madison)

Pornwolf · 11-18-2002, 10:51 AM

I can't believe he has Jay Z's 'Big Pimpin' midi file playing in the background.

DarkJedi · 11-18-2002, 11:01 AM

this banner should be on top of GFY

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B40 · 11-18-2002, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I can't believe he has Jay Z's 'Big Pimpin' midi file playing in the background.

Ninja's listen to Jay Z while training

x582 · 11-18-2002, 11:25 AM

have you noticed on the news page? The 10yo kid who made this site is getting sued by a racist bitch.

She sent him an email saying "You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white."

Now she took him to court. hahaha!

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/news.htm

Fletch XXX · 11-18-2002, 11:29 AM

Fuck he made CNN.

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html

gothweb · 11-18-2002, 11:32 AM

I love satire.

Pornwolf · 11-18-2002, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Fuck he made CNN.

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html

When asked about the lawsuit, 10 year old Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

I like this kid!

x582 · 11-18-2002, 11:55 AM

I'm wondering if it's real about the lawsuit. I can't find him on http://www.cnn.com/US/

Maybe this is a hoax.

DarkJedi · 11-18-2002, 11:55 AM

did you watch the video from the CNN pages ? fucking shit, it hillarious, i havent had such a good laugh in a loong time

x582 · 11-18-2002, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
did you watch the video from the CNN pages ? fucking shit, it hillarious, i havent had such a good laugh in a loong time

CNN would never put something that funny on their web site ROFL!

The kid is probably making this up

railz · 11-18-2002, 11:58 AM

PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

Not bad

JamesK · 11-18-2002, 12:03 PM

"Ms. Evans is a hard working Christian mother who is just trying raise her kids right. How can she do that when you've got demented little boys filling the internet with violent lies? People believe anything if it's presented on the internet. It's a dangerous medium that must be controlled carefully" said Ms. Evans' attorney on Monday.

When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

omg the bold text. hahahahahahahah

HQ · 11-18-2002, 01:26 PM

This 10 year old kid has talent. I am more impressed by this website than the majority of things that most adults do!

HQ · 11-18-2002, 01:29 PM

Needs a better guestbook though:

http://www.theguestbook.com/vgbook/369659.gbook

These delete everything beyond the first 100 posts I think.

DarkJedi · 11-18-2002, 01:39 PM

i just submitted his site to DMOZ (Adult/Recreation/Humor)
Hope editors list it - it sure deserves it

RMG · 11-18-2002, 01:44 PM

I recently visited your site by accident. Once I was there i realized that this was possibly the worst site ive ever been to in my whole human existance. I dont know if you just forgot to take your riddelin or somthing, but removing you from the net would be a service to humanity and all of posterity from here to the end of "time and space." I sugest that you go to anger managment classes. I also suggest that you stop talking about kicking dogs in the balls and "porking" hot babes(that is if being out of puberty is "braggable"). Next year when you turn 9 you should ask mommy and daddy if you can get a life for your birthday.

Juge · 11-18-2002, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
this banner should be on top of GFY

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HQ · 11-18-2002, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
i just submitted his site to DMOZ (Adult/Recreation/Humor)
Hope editors list it - it sure deserves it

I think so too!

RMG · 11-18-2002, 01:52 PM

hrm this kid has a tshirt line........

dickblast · 11-18-2002, 03:34 PM

thats what you haterz get for not clicking my sig in the last month

chodadog · 11-18-2002, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RMG
hrm this kid has a tshirt line........

Best Coffee Mug EVER

HQ · 11-18-2002, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog

Best Coffee Mug EVER

Too funny!

traffictrader · 11-18-2002, 05:01 PM

best ninja site ever! the frisbee suicide instructions are so funny!

1. fold frisbee in half
2. insert frisbee in mouth
3. wait
4. die

pentae · 11-18-2002, 05:52 PM

This is the future stile generation.

bignosejimmy · 11-18-2002, 06:02 PM

It's hard to believe that this site was done by a ten year old!

Fuck, it's pretty creative

BJ · 11-18-2002, 06:11 PM

Quote:

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable

Undutchable · 11-18-2002, 06:35 PM

- This is so obviously not done by a 10 yr old. You guys are gullible. The page is hosted on an edu server? So this 10yr old is in college or has friends that are in college?

- The CNN pages are a hoax. That's so bloody obvious

Other than that, its fucking amazing! I totally love how he gets those "real" ninjas pissed. hahahaha

SilverTab · 11-18-2002, 08:30 PM

This part from the second "cnn" article is just too good!

Quote:

According to witnesses, Hamburger leapt out of his seat and ran toward Ms. Evans with fists flying before by-standers could capture the young boy. "He had some type of grease on him. He kept slipping out of my hands." said a participant in Thursday's charades.

Despite Hamburger's passionate defense, the judge ordered him to remove the site until the website's effect on youth could be further investigated. However in response to the order, Hamburger stated that the judge "couldn't even pop a boner if he really wanted to and should shut his frigg'n mouth before somebody pees in it."

It just can't be real LMAO

bhutocracy · 11-18-2002, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
- This is so obviously not done by a 10 yr old. You guys are gullible. The page is hosted on an edu server? So this 10yr old is in college or has friends that are in college?

lol.

DrGuile · 11-18-2002, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
- This is so obviously not done by a 10 yr old. You guys are gullible. The page is hosted on an edu server? So this 10yr old is in college or has friends that are in college?

- The CNN pages are a hoax. That's so bloody obvious

Other than that, its fucking amazing! I totally love how he gets those "real" ninjas pissed. hahahaha

lol, was reading this thread and waiting for this post...

Fucking-Christ people, how long have you been on the net? 17 minutes?

anyway, ninjas ARE cool.
http://www.little-gamers.com/images/ninja.gif

http://www.little-gamers.com/

bauhaus · 11-18-2002, 09:05 PM

I just laughed my ass off...for over an hour

really one of the funniest things in a while

SilverTab · 11-18-2002, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bauhaus
I just laughed my ass off...for over an hour

really one of the funniest things in a while

Indeed! dunno who did this but it's awsome !

TheFLY · 11-18-2002, 09:57 PM

TheFLY · 11-18-2002, 10:06 PM

There is a kid ninja that performs sometimes on Venice beach -- wow the kid is really super talented... He wears the whole outfit and totally freaks out the tourists... this kid jumps off walls, flips around people -- fucking cool shit... I hardly ever tip the performers but if you go to Venice Beach in LA, try to find the ninja.

TDF · 11-18-2002, 10:07 PM

omg thats funny shit

rdunn404 · 11-18-2002, 10:30 PM

The absolute funniest site I have seen in my life! And it's so detailed too!

HQ · 11-19-2002, 06:48 AM

Is this the real author?

http://www.msu.edu/%7Ecouilla3/moi.html

(from: http://www.msu.edu/%7Ecouilla3/topframe.htm)

TheFLY · 11-19-2002, 07:23 AM

titmowse · 11-19-2002, 07:32 AM

Gary knows all about ninjas

Jakk · 11-19-2002, 07:52 AM

Damn I love this board for showing me great sites like this.

For anyone that likes kid ninjas, this is a serious flash site about such a ninja

http://www.ninjai.com

Juge · 11-19-2002, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

Not bad

Not bad at all! #2 spot in google for ninja is pretty wicked, too.

HQ · 11-19-2002, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

Not bad

As I posted above:

http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja

#2 !

HQ · 11-19-2002, 09:09 AM

I just signed his guestbook with a link to this thread... wonder if he'll even read it.

ED · 11-19-2002, 11:56 AM

haha
i love that site
i saw it about a year ago.
the hate mail is soooo funny.

the movie scripts make me laugh every time.

11-18-2002, 08:32 AM	#1
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!!! This site cracks me up: http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Read the main page or some of the dude's scripts, and then read the hate mail. (oops fucked up the subject - can't change it now c'mon mods, remove that dumb nbsp for me, please!) Last edited by Juge; 11-18-2002 at 08:34 AM..

11-18-2002, 10:51 AM	#7
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11-18-2002, 11:29 AM	#11
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11-18-2002, 11:58 AM	#17
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11-18-2002, 08:36 AM	#2
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/seppuku.htm

11-18-2002, 08:37 AM	#3
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	Holy fuck, this kid is 2nd in google for ninja: http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja

11-18-2002, 08:53 AM	#5
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11-18-2002, 11:01 AM	#8
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11-18-2002, 11:25 AM	#10
x582 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: heh? Posts: 609	have you noticed on the news page? The 10yo kid who made this site is getting sued by a racist bitch. She sent him an email saying "You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white." Now she took him to court. hahaha! http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/news.htm

11-18-2002, 11:55 AM	#14
x582 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: heh? Posts: 609	I'm wondering if it's real about the lawsuit. I can't find him on http://www.cnn.com/US/ Maybe this is a hoax.

11-18-2002, 12:03 PM	#18
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	"Ms. Evans is a hard working Christian mother who is just trying raise her kids right. How can she do that when you've got demented little boys filling the internet with violent lies? People believe anything if it's presented on the internet. It's a dangerous medium that must be controlled carefully" said Ms. Evans' attorney on Monday. When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. " Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes. omg the bold text. hahahahahahahah __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

11-18-2002, 01:26 PM	#19
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	This 10 year old kid has talent. I am more impressed by this website than the majority of things that most adults do!

11-18-2002, 01:29 PM	#20
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	Needs a better guestbook though: http://www.theguestbook.com/vgbook/369659.gbook These delete everything beyond the first 100 posts I think.

11-18-2002, 01:39 PM	#21
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	i just submitted his site to DMOZ (Adult/Recreation/Humor) Hope editors list it - it sure deserves it

11-18-2002, 01:44 PM	#22
RMG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 542	I recently visited your site by accident. Once I was there i realized that this was possibly the worst site ive ever been to in my whole human existance. I dont know if you just forgot to take your riddelin or somthing, but removing you from the net would be a service to humanity and all of posterity from here to the end of "time and space." I sugest that you go to anger managment classes. I also suggest that you stop talking about kicking dogs in the balls and "porking" hot babes(that is if being out of puberty is "braggable"). Next year when you turn 9 you should ask mommy and daddy if you can get a life for your birthday.

11-18-2002, 01:52 PM	#25
RMG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 542	hrm this kid has a tshirt line........

11-18-2002, 03:34 PM	#26
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11-18-2002, 05:01 PM	#29
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11-18-2002, 05:52 PM	#30
pentae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Inconceivable! Posts: 899	This is the future stile generation.

11-18-2002, 06:02 PM	#31
bignosejimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: B.C, Canada Posts: 136	It's hard to believe that this site was done by a ten year old! Fuck, it's pretty creative

11-18-2002, 06:35 PM	#33
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	- This is so obviously not done by a 10 yr old. You guys are gullible. The page is hosted on an edu server? So this 10yr old is in college or has friends that are in college? - The CNN pages are a hoax. That's so bloody obvious Other than that, its fucking amazing! I totally love how he gets those "real" ninjas pissed. hahahaha

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11-18-2002, 10:06 PM	#40
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	There is a kid ninja that performs sometimes on Venice beach -- wow the kid is really super talented... He wears the whole outfit and totally freaks out the tourists... this kid jumps off walls, flips around people -- fucking cool shit... I hardly ever tip the performers but if you go to Venice Beach in LA, try to find the ninja.

11-18-2002, 10:07 PM	#41
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11-18-2002, 10:30 PM	#42
rdunn404 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 999	The absolute funniest site I have seen in my life! And it's so detailed too!

11-19-2002, 06:48 AM	#43
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	Is this the real author? http://www.msu.edu/%7Ecouilla3/moi.html (from: http://www.msu.edu/%7Ecouilla3/topframe.htm)

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11-19-2002, 07:52 AM	#46
Jakk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 189	Damn I love this board for showing me great sites like this. For anyone that likes kid ninjas, this is a serious flash site about such a ninja http://www.ninjai.com

11-19-2002, 09:09 AM	#49
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	I just signed his guestbook with a link to this thread... wonder if he'll even read it.

11-19-2002, 11:56 AM	#50
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