There is a small park opposite where our office is. Last summer (I think) there was a woman in the park with her three kids. She had bought them all McDonalds for lunch, and had set all the food out on the picnic table. Two of the kids ran off, and she went after them to get them to sit down -- and within an instant of her back being turned about 20 seagulls landed on the table and ate all the food.
Have to be careful with gulls, they are eating machines, they will even eat their own young. If you ever have a gull loking at you, they are trying to decide if they can swallow you.
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No shit, I got a friend and she's got a little lovebird or budgy or whatever the fuck. Every now and then the little fucker will decide to come bombing across the room when you're not looking and land on your head or shoulder or whatever it thinks a good perch is. little fucker has come close to giving me a heartattack several times. a fullsized gull would scare the lviing fuck out of me.
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