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Snake Doctor · 02-27-2009, 01:53 PM

Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

RoCkMaN · 02-27-2009, 01:55 PM

bwaaaahaaahaahaaa!

NicelyWritten · 02-27-2009, 01:58 PM

That's hilarious.

LeRoy · 02-27-2009, 01:59 PM

hehehehe.

"Hi" has worked very well for me ;)

SBJ · 02-27-2009, 02:50 PM

yup I'll bet that one works everytime!

CaptainHowdy · 02-27-2009, 03:05 PM

Aahahahahahaha! Gonna try it tonight...

Redmanthatcould · 02-27-2009, 03:33 PM

I just go with:

"Hey, I'm Meeper from Hustler, and my lips are ready and willing"

Works like a charm every time

jmk · 03-02-2009, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

I just go with:

"Hey, I'm Meeper from Hustler, and my lips are ready and willing"

Works like a charm every time

MindWaste · 03-02-2009, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

My cum rag kinda smells like chloriform.

jmcb420 · 03-02-2009, 10:08 AM

My friend Billy used to walk up to random girls in bars and tell them he'd love to fuck them in the ass. Not to slick if you ask me but any girl who didnt instantly smack him was almost certianly interested in something.

bloggerz · 03-02-2009, 10:13 AM

classic lol

MandyBlake · 03-02-2009, 10:28 AM

omg. you're horrible.

The Duck · 03-02-2009, 10:29 AM

that is funny :D

D Ghost · 03-02-2009, 11:45 AM

looooooooooooooooooooooool

John-ACWM · 03-02-2009, 11:46 AM

Classic but hilarious every time I hear it

WebairGerard · 03-02-2009, 12:07 PM

lol a sure fire method

fuzzylogic · 03-02-2009, 12:10 PM

UFGators2007 · 03-02-2009, 12:18 PM

THAT WAS AWESOME! Seriously, that was funny as hell.

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