If You Wipe Your Ass You Are Destroying The Planet! - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 02-28-2009, 10:41 PM

Flush once if you agree - twice if you think this story is full of crap...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environmen...t-roll-america

tony286 · 02-28-2009, 10:44 PM

Im not giving up my soft tp for no one. lol

$5 submissions · 02-28-2009, 10:50 PM

According to some environmentalists, if you drink milk or eat beef, you are fucking up the environment cuz cows burp TONS of methane daily. Methane is probably the worst greenhouse gas.

BFT3K · 02-28-2009, 10:50 PM

Reusable toilet wipes? ...

http://living.wallypop.net/wipes.html

JD · 02-28-2009, 11:08 PM

ffs people... focus on the real issues here not god damn toilet paper

cykoe6 · 02-28-2009, 11:11 PM

Fuck these Green Party idiots who want to drag us back into the stone age. Let them live without toilet paper and cars and electricity and leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.

geedub · 02-28-2009, 11:26 PM

Here in Wisconsin, if you go fishing in Lake Michigan off of Port Washington it's a little North of Milwaukee, you get this white soggy gunk built up on your line, pretty sure its toilet paper..

Iron Fist · 03-01-2009, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

ffs people... focus on the real issues here not god damn toilet paper

I throw a vote for this reply.

papill0n · 03-01-2009, 12:17 AM

They aren't saying don't use toilet paper they are saying it shouldn't be made from virgin rain forests.

HomerSimpson · 03-01-2009, 03:33 AM

than you should wash your ass like arabs do...
it's healthier but if you do not wash your hand after it will smell on poo...

smutnut · 03-01-2009, 05:25 AM

Didn't Sheryl Crow start all this shit with something about being able to wipe her ass with only one sheet of toilet paper? I'm curious how many guys she can get to go down on her now.

RoCkMaN · 03-01-2009, 05:27 AM

What am I supposed to do? Let it cake on there?

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rayadp05 · 03-01-2009, 06:00 AM

I love wiping my asshole with that soft toilet paper. Fuck the cheap ass shit.

Oracle Porn · 03-01-2009, 06:50 AM

Ive never seen such soft toilet paper as you guys have in the States...thats true.

oh now i see why, they use virgins.

John-ACWM · 03-01-2009, 08:57 AM

They can't stop important problems so they bark about the toilet paper

DaddyHalbucks · 03-01-2009, 11:45 AM

Properly managed, trees/ paper is a renewable resource. Recycling helps alot. I try to recycle all my newspapers, bottles, cans, etc..

The rain forests are more threatened due to ranching/ cattle.

Reak AGV · 03-01-2009, 11:56 AM

I'm going to stop whiping my ass, plus don't flush. See how the smell hurts the environment after a day or two.

03-01-2009, 12:00 PM

Do the army wipe!

Take 1 square of TP fold it in half, then fold that in half, and rip the corner off, once you unfold it, you will have a hole in the middle, stick your index finger in that, and proceed to scrape your shit out of your ass with that finger, and pull the TP up off wiping the shit off your finger.

bronco67 · 03-01-2009, 03:07 PM

I can't use that soft TP. It usually gets ripped to shreds and leaves giant dingleberries.

Scott 1000 are the best. It can handle the worst natural distasters, and the roll seems to last forever.

Sly · 03-01-2009, 03:13 PM

My problem with the extreme environmentalists is that so many of them want to take away our luxuries because they do something that may damage the environment. Instead, I would prefer to keep said luxuries but find a way to minimize environmental impact or eliminate it altogether. People are not going to give up the basic luxuries that they enjoy, so trying to impose that belief on others is really just a waste of time... finding a way to minimize impact, however, can create a win-win for all.

$5 submissions · 03-01-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Properly managed, trees/ paper is a renewable resource. Recycling helps alot. I try to recycle all my newspapers, bottles, cans, etc..

The rain forests are more threatened due to ranching/ cattle.

Good point. There's some tree species that are perfect for harvesting, regrowing, harvesting cycles. Not just for paper/pulp but also for nutritional value. One such tree species is Moringa.

Zebra · 03-01-2009, 03:33 PM

Best TP in the world!

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RoCkMaN · 03-01-2009, 03:43 PM

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ztik · 03-01-2009, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub

Here in Wisconsin, if you go fishing in Lake Michigan off of Port Washington it's a little North of Milwaukee, you get this white soggy gunk built up on your line, pretty sure its toilet paper..

cotton from the trees?

The Seduction of Art · 03-01-2009, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

than you should wash your ass like arabs do...
it's healthier but if you do not wash your hand after it will smell on poo...

Yeah, but they (Seriously) tend to use powdered laundry detergents like Tide.

We'll all have housewife hands and lakes full of phosphates.

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