I am going to bang a dime piece tonight without even trying:

**MetaMan** · 02-28-2009, 01:46 PM

so while you faggots are on GFY all like "how do i approach this chick" i am going to be out banging on some dime pieces tailbone.

**$5 submissions** · 02-28-2009, 01:46 PM

That's awesome

**MetaMan** · 02-28-2009, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

That's awesome

ya its awesome being me, i was bred to be a fucking pimp. i am an advanced species a greek god of sorts.

**Deej** · 02-28-2009, 01:49 PM

you mean sometimes you actually try? Id say this self admittance of slipping...

**MetaMan** · 02-28-2009, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by Deej

you mean sometimes you actually try? Id say this self admittance of slipping...

clearly says WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

get cock off your mind and use what it is meant for THINKING

**sicone** · 02-28-2009, 01:58 PM

Personally, once the dime slides up to me, I have her put in the work to get 2, maybe 6 other dimes and 1 mud duck to buy drinks and drive us all back to the house to play twister.

**clubchics** · 02-28-2009, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Losers say what?

im gonna be suited and booted in my gators and blazer, all black like a mafia mofo.

i am gonna hit and split and some slut.

SOUNDS LIKE JON CLARK

**marketsmart** · 02-28-2009, 04:53 PM

i have to admit that after i scolded metaman about using too much teeth, his blowjobs have improved dramatically...

btw.. he will swallow your load for a $5 tip...

**tony286** · 02-28-2009, 04:58 PM

have fun but be safe

**Tempest** · 02-28-2009, 05:24 PM

I must be too old.. What's a "dime piece"?

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 02-28-2009, 05:39 PM

Dime Piece:
To go out looking for a fat ugly chick who hasn't been laid in order to fit your non existent penis into her hole so it feels like you're sticking it in a "dime".

**Spunky** · 02-28-2009, 05:43 PM

How much is she going to cost? ;)

**PSSuperstars** · 02-28-2009, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

Dime Piece:
To go out looking for a fat ugly chick who hasn't been laid in order to fit your non existent penis into her hole so it feels like you're sticking it in a "dime".

HAHAHAHA
You win at life.

**MetaMan** · 02-28-2009, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by PSSuperstars

HAHAHAHA
You win at life.

like i give a fuck what some faggot from texas thinks, go get a 6 pack from wal mart, sit on your moms couch in your trailer, toss on nascar and stay the fuck out of my threads.

**Deej** · 02-28-2009, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

like i give a fuck what some faggot from texas thinks, go get a 6 pack from wal mart, sit on your moms couch in your trailer, toss on nascar and stay the fuck out of my threads.

its a chick... so faggot probably dosnt phase her...

**marketsmart** · 02-28-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Deej

its a chick... so faggot probably dosnt phase her...

chicks can be faggots too.. i already explained this in a weed thread..

please try to keep up...

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 02-28-2009, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

like i give a fuck what some faggot from texas thinks, go get a 6 pack from wal mart, sit on your moms couch in your trailer, toss on nascar and stay the fuck out of my threads.

I'm just fucking with ya, nothing but respect for the MetaMan, go get em playa!

**MetaMan** · 02-28-2009, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

I'm just fucking with ya, nothing but respect for the MetaMan, go get em playa!

well u made me cry!

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 02-28-2009, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

well u made me cry!

I'm sorry, just look down and see that massive dick you got and just say to yourself "Killswitch's leg isn't even this big, let alone his penis, haha bitch!"

**420** · 02-28-2009, 07:01 PM

A dime piece is what you use to pay a crack whore.

Of course there is no need to try since they will do anything for the crack.

**Hank_Heartland** · 02-28-2009, 07:06 PM

This thread won't be shit tomorrow without pics

**Janak** · 02-28-2009, 07:11 PM

Janak delivers:

**xxxdesign-net** · 02-28-2009, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by Hank_Heartland

This thread won't be shit tomorrow without pics

pictures? proof? You are asking too much.. just play along and say something like "Thats so rad bro!!"

**papill0n** · 02-28-2009, 07:44 PM

ironically you are trying harder than ever

**HandballJim** · 02-28-2009, 08:01 PM

Not hard to do if you have the skills, I used to just step up to the hottest girl in the place...most guys would be intimidated...just have confidence and a don't give a fuck attitude and you will get the dime piece.

Sometimes the hottest girl is the most loneliest...

**Iron Fist** · 02-28-2009, 10:20 PM

Congrats to the winners...

**MetaMan** · 02-28-2009, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by RageCash-Ben

ironically you are trying harder than ever

i dont try it is natural. born natural like my jump shot. SEE YOU IN THE NBA!

(well not you you are a short fat white guy)

**Jdoughs** · 02-28-2009, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i dont try it is natural. born natural like my jump shot. SEE YOU IN THE NBA!

(well not you you are a short fat white guy)

Back at home by midnight on a Saturday night talkin shit again.

What a playa.

No late buses tonight in Cowtown?

**MetaMan** · 02-28-2009, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by Jdoughs

Back at home by midnight on a Saturday night talkin shit again.

What a playa.

No late buses tonight in Cowtown?

if you only knew, i got your mom upstairs doing pre stretches cant let her get cramps.

**grumpy** · 03-01-2009, 01:39 AM

youre the man

**HorseShit** · 03-01-2009, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

like i give a fuck what some faggot from texas thinks, go get a 6 pack from wal mart, sit on your moms couch in your trailer, toss on nascar and stay the fuck out of my threads.

**xxxdesign-net** · 03-01-2009, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

if you only knew, i got your mom upstairs doing pre stretches cant let her get cramps.

watch it now.. momma jokes will get you banned around here..

**Reak AGV** · 03-01-2009, 08:03 AM

Enjoying fucking the girls and hotties out there ;)

**MetaMan** · 03-01-2009, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

watch it now.. momma jokes will get you banned around here..

watch it now.. your asshole might get soar if you're on my cock for to long..

**xxxdesign-net** · 03-01-2009, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

watch it now.. your asshole might get soar if you're on my cock for to long..

Really? lol Is that the impression I gave you? Internet is a confusing place, I didnt mean to lead you on... My apologies.. And please don't feel embarrassed by your homo analogy/fantasy, Ill remember none of it in a few hours..

**brassmonkey** · 03-01-2009, 08:32 AM

i hope not going to blow her up and cruise the strip

**escorpio** · 03-01-2009, 08:34 AM

Could you make her yell "fuck me, escorpio!" a couple times so I can share in the experience?

**grumpy** · 03-01-2009, 11:42 AM

what a looser, but you guys probably know that already.

**MetaMan** · 03-01-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by grumpy

what a looser, but you guys probably know that already.

i know it sucks being old, lonely and out of your prime. but just because you were a pussy whipped bitch when you were younger and got trapped dont take it out on the rest of us.

you probably havent had good pussy since you were 18.

I am going to bang a dime piece tonight without even trying:

I am going to bang a dime piece tonight without even trying:

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