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MaDalton · 02-24-2009, 07:54 AM

when i left him this morning at 5 am he had 2 girls in the works, one looked like Cameron Diaz with a bigger ass.

today he claims that he has her number and that she wants him to help her with some "school" stuff...

he also asked where he can get a schoolgirl uniform

polish_aristocrat · 02-24-2009, 07:55 AM

is she 16?

MaDalton · 02-24-2009, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

is she 16?

unfortunately she seems to be older

notime · 02-24-2009, 08:08 AM

haha lol
almost...

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 08:27 AM

Ah shit yeah,

as far as my academical and tutoring abilities are well known, it's my duty to be there and to help.

I expect the first consultation on Thursday or Friday.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 08:30 AM

Thanks to Lykos from www.adulteurocontent.com for the dinner!

I would take some pics but the last time I tried that I was so drunk I messed up my camera.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

is she 16?

What's the legal age for sex in Poland, 29? (

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seeandsee · 02-24-2009, 09:05 AM

lulz at uniform

MaDalton · 02-24-2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

What's the legal age for sex in Poland, 29? (

)

it's not legal to have sex in Poland unless you are married and your parents, her parents and the priest give their ok

Magnus · 02-24-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

when i left him this morning at 5 am he had 2 girls in the works, one looked like Cameron Diaz with a bigger ass.

today he claims that he has her number and that she wants him to help her with some "school" stuff...

he also asked where he can get a schoolgirl uniform

How drunk was he.. that will decide whether to believe him or not.. LOL

Barefootsies · 02-24-2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

What's the legal age for sex in Poland, 29? (

)

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:07 AM

Not only that I will have a chance to hone my spiritual skills regarding the classic philosophy:

But I also always wanted to go out with Cameron Diaz.

She's a beast, I can read it in her eyes.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

it's not legal to have sex in Poland unless you are married and your parents, her parents and the priest give their ok

And the priest has the absolute right to sit next to your bed and beat off when you have sex with her for the first time.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Thanks to Lykos from www.adulteurocontent.com for the dinner!

I would take some pics but the last time I tried that I was so drunk I messed up my camera.

Goddamn let's give the man some justice, here's a nice picture:

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnus

How drunk was he.. that will decide whether to believe him or not.. LOL

Whole damn Canada would melt down in front of my drunken charm yesterday!

MaDalton · 02-24-2009, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Thanks to Lykos from www.adulteurocontent.com for the dinner!

I would take some pics but the last time I tried that I was so drunk I messed up my camera.

yeah, thanks to Lykos for the dinner. he also took it like a man when the granny hit on him later at Charlie's

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

correction - meant with humans, not sheep or goats

GetSCORECash · 02-24-2009, 10:27 AM

You got to give us details as to the exact lesson you are planning for your new student.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, thanks to Lykos for the dinner. he also took it like a man when the granny hit on him later at Charlie's

Yeah, I mean she was hot for her age, but damn she probably needs a good psychiatrist rather than a hard throbbing cock!

TeenCat · 02-24-2009, 10:29 AM

congrats on your possible first sex experience visions ...

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

congrats on your possible first sex experience visions ...

I'm so excited, and I will not even need to come for an advice to GFY.

I saw monkeys in National Geographic, that should be enough!

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:39 AM

and till I'll have her in a preferred love nest of a choice, I'll only listen to sexy music.

My body will talk like never before!

Mr. Romance · 02-24-2009, 10:42 AM

Sounds like love

Mr. Romance

LauraLee · 02-24-2009, 10:44 AM

I <3 carlos.

thanks all.

Mohawk Steve · 02-24-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

and till I'll have her in a preferred love nest of a choice, I'll only listen to sexy music.

My body will talk like never before!

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

John-ACWM · 02-24-2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

he also asked where he can get a schoolgirl uniform

Vegas Ken · 02-24-2009, 10:58 AM

Carlos is a man on many talents ;)

Bryan G · 02-24-2009, 11:01 AM

lol, nice one

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 11:23 AM

I'm just listening to one of the best bands you can listen to if you need to be a sexual
übermensch.

JenniDahling · 02-24-2009, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, thanks to Lykos for the dinner. he also took it like a man when the granny hit on him later at Charlie's

Hey! Gilf's need love too!!!!

Glad to see my Euro Boys are all having fun!

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 11:37 AM

Juicy D. Links · 02-24-2009, 11:38 AM

use condom and throat fuck her!!!!!!!!!!

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-24-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

use condom and throat fuck her!!!!!!!!!!

RyuLion · 02-24-2009, 12:23 PM

FYI:

B2BwithJoeD · 02-24-2009, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

when i left him this morning at 5 am he had 2 girls in the works, one looked like Cameron Diaz with a bigger ass.

today he claims that he has her number and that she wants him to help her with some "school" stuff...

he also asked where he can get a schoolgirl uniform

So did you leave Carlos at the right or wrong time?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-24-2009, 01:08 PM

Having problems getting laid in the Czech Republic?

Impossible. Doesnt pussy just throw itself on you when ya get out of the plane?

MaDalton · 02-24-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by B2BwithJoeD

So did you leave Carlos at the right or wrong time?

from my point of view absolutely at the right time

LeslieSharp · 02-24-2009, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

This is some funny stuff BOYYYYYYZZZZZ!

Jay's clip is such a classic.. bong bong bong...

xoxo
Leslie

Martin · 02-24-2009, 01:48 PM

If it's 5am or around 5am you're not getting laid Carlos. Most bar girls will just pass out drunk on your bed if you get them home at all. lol.

MaDalton · 02-24-2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Having problems getting laid in the Czech Republic?

Impossible. Doesnt pussy just throw itself on you when ya get out of the plane?

maybe that was the mistake, we should have went the 500 meter by plane instead by feet

Lykos · 02-24-2009, 05:01 PM

Hehehe,just sow the thread

I came home like 10 mins ago,9 hours drive,am dead after last night still...lol
was good time indeed,we will repeat it hard on Mallorca show

Supz · 02-24-2009, 05:04 PM

What was his name?

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-25-2009, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

maybe that was the mistake, we should have went the 500 meter by plane instead by feet

Barefootsies · 02-25-2009, 03:04 AM

StaceyJo · 02-25-2009, 03:37 AM

Good for him.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-25-2009, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeslieSharp

This is some funny stuff BOYYYYYYZZZZZ!

Jay's clip is such a classic.. bong bong bong...

xoxo
Leslie

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-25-2009, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

If it's 5am or around 5am you're not getting laid Carlos. Most bar girls will just pass out drunk on your bed if you get them home at all. lol.

Yeah, and that's why I chose romance instead, I'm gonna call her today.

HorseShit · 02-25-2009, 06:32 AM

almost but no cigar

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-25-2009, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lykos

Hehehe,just sow the thread

I came home like 10 mins ago,9 hours drive,am dead after last night still...lol
was good time indeed,we will repeat it hard on Mallorca show

We'll do a house full of debauchery and I'll do an 80's party over there.

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