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james_clickmemedia · 03-02-2009, 05:45 AM

Film - The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

Watched this over the weekend. It is a poor rip-off of Indian Jones, looks and feels like a made for TV movie. Should have know this with the star being Noah Wyle or ER...

Plot
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Glenn Estate Auction in London. Flynn primps in his tux and struts with a reasonable degree of suaveness. Until he takes a sip of champagne and spits it everywhere. He checks with Charlene over the phone. He's supposed to keep someone from getting a Ming vase -- without going over budget. He gets a call from an angry and increasingly drunk girl, Katie. Mid-auction he gives her another excuse and she says he's given 100. He repeats that and has suddenly bid higher. Charlene calls on the other line, watching the numbers escalate online, asking if he's trying to bankrupt them. A series of twitches, outbursts and accidental bids later and, in an effort to get quickly to Katie waiting in the bar, Flynn jumps all the way to 1 million pounds. Charlene hyperventilates and Flynn gets the vase. The auctioneer congratulates him on appreciating fine art. Flynn picks up the vase and promptly drops it. He picks up the Philosopher's Stone from the shards. It can turn anything it touches into gold, like arm of the other bidder's henchman. Golden fist and others come after Flynn for the stone and a sword fight ensues. They stop to admire the art mid-fight and Flynn checks his watch and goes on to win.

Review

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1206990/

My Rating 4/10

J. Falcon · 03-02-2009, 05:54 AM

Thanks, I'll make sure to avoid it.

The Duck · 03-02-2009, 06:04 AM

Looks crap.

John-ACWM · 03-02-2009, 12:22 PM

Thanks,I won't bother seeing it

alexchechs · 03-02-2009, 12:54 PM

It's pretty bad but this actually could have had some potential if it wasnt made in someone's backyard in Canada

hottoddy · 03-02-2009, 01:05 PM

"The Librarian" series was made for TV. Cheap cable TV to boot. Check IMdb. Not really fair to compare it to the Indy series.

That being said, the ones I have seen have been far above the usual SciFi "original movie" fare. Not bad for late night cable TV original programming.

pornguy · 03-02-2009, 01:18 PM

Is that the one with the guy that palyed John in ER?

03-02-2009, 05:45 AM	#1
james_clickmemedia Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Texas / London Posts: 2,204	Film - The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice Film - The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice Watched this over the weekend. It is a poor rip-off of Indian Jones, looks and feels like a made for TV movie. Should have know this with the star being Noah Wyle or ER... Plot ---- Glenn Estate Auction in London. Flynn primps in his tux and struts with a reasonable degree of suaveness. Until he takes a sip of champagne and spits it everywhere. He checks with Charlene over the phone. He's supposed to keep someone from getting a Ming vase -- without going over budget. He gets a call from an angry and increasingly drunk girl, Katie. Mid-auction he gives her another excuse and she says he's given 100. He repeats that and has suddenly bid higher. Charlene calls on the other line, watching the numbers escalate online, asking if he's trying to bankrupt them. A series of twitches, outbursts and accidental bids later and, in an effort to get quickly to Katie waiting in the bar, Flynn jumps all the way to 1 million pounds. Charlene hyperventilates and Flynn gets the vase. The auctioneer congratulates him on appreciating fine art. Flynn picks up the vase and promptly drops it. He picks up the Philosopher's Stone from the shards. It can turn anything it touches into gold, like arm of the other bidder's henchman. Golden fist and others come after Flynn for the stone and a sword fight ensues. They stop to admire the art mid-fight and Flynn checks his watch and goes on to win. Review http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1206990/ My Rating 4/10 __________________ $ CLICKMEMEDIA.COM $ CONVERTING ETHNIC TRAFFIC SINCE 1998 ~ $30+PPS BLACK-X.COM - NEW BLACK EX-GF SITE CLICKMEMEDIA.COM ~ ICQ - 8788771

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hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,049	"The Librarian" series was made for TV. Cheap cable TV to boot. Check IMdb. Not really fair to compare it to the Indy series. That being said, the ones I have seen have been far above the usual SciFi "original movie" fare. Not bad for late night cable TV original programming. __________________ - *** -

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