FACT: Having a Jewish name makes you a Jew

[who]

I read the kabalah, all about the power of names, and this is what it boils down to.

[Juicy D. Links]

i studied the Torah all the way up until high school

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i studied the Torah all the way up until high school

You went to yeshiva?

[Iron Fist]

That's kind of amazing... glad the Germans didn't figure that one out... no wait...


Oops.

[Juicy D. Links]

You went to yeshiva?

yes actually till 7th grade i think? then 7th n 8th grade i went to a private hebrew school which was conservative...


i learned the torah , gommora and all this other stuff my Hebrew speaking was on par till i went to public high school at grade 9

[Juicy D. Links]

I like to bagels and lox.

with onions and tomatosssssssss

[Farang]

gfy scammer vlad is a russian jew

[MaDalton]

i invite people for a McRib to find out

[who]

yes actually till 7th grade i think? then 7th n 8th grade i went to a private hebrew school which was conservative...


i learned the torah , gommora and all this other stuff my Hebrew speaking was on par till i went to public high school at grade 9

Well then you're a Jew, congrats.

Oh I get it... JUICY = JEW SEA.. ah right I'm a JEW SEAMEN...

[who]

i invite people for a McRib to find out

haha thanks this cracked me up

[Juicy D. Links]

i amm circumsized

[MaDalton]

i amm circumsized

i have proof

[Sands]

I don't have a Jewish name

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

FACT: being a jew makes you a jew....

[who]

i amm circumsized

I"m only radicized.

[DirtyDanza]

i invite people for a McRib to find out

mmmmm mcrib

[Barefootsies]

That's kind of amazing... glad the Germans didn't figure that one out... no wait...


Oops.

[CaptainHowdy]

I have a Turkish name...

[who]

I have a Turkish name...

That just means your name sucks.

[TyroneGoldberg]