i need $500 NOW !!!!!!!

**Deej** · 02-18-2009, 01:10 PM

What the fuck are you driving for an alternator job to cost 500?

Gotta be a big dually fucking mobile hauling mother fucker to run you that big of a tab for an alternator...

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by Davey Jones

dont worry in that same thread you said you made 500k a year jerking off old men in the public washroom.

matt's fantasy world and real life are 2 totally different things

**DarkJedi** · 02-18-2009, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

dont worry in that same thread you said you made 500k a year jerking off old men in the public washroom.

matt's fantasy world and real life are 2 totally different things

what's the thread?

you better back this up, mister.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by Davey Jones

what's the thread?

you better back this up, mister.

its matts fantasy thread. It's in his imaginationland.

**fallenmuffin** · 02-18-2009, 01:30 PM

I got it!

Recycle 47,000 soda cans. You'd walk out with $503

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

I got it!

Recycle 47,000 soda cans. You'd walk out with $503

i dont drink soda.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 02:53 PM

you guys are no fun anymore i went ahead and just paid or it..

the anal virginity offer was i think the winner though as far as humour

**Matt 26z** · 02-18-2009, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

I posted my stats and anyone at nd can back them up , i gave you permission then, i give it to you now. quote this thread and ask nd yourself. balls in your court liar liar pants on fire lol

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

its matts fantasy thread. It's in his imaginationland.

So you posted your stats in a thread that does not exist?

**doridori** · 02-18-2009, 02:58 PM

oh wow.....another meltdown

**Matt 26z** · 02-18-2009, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

you guys are no fun anymore i went ahead and just paid or it..

Should have broke in, stole your truck, wrecked it and had the garage's insurance pay for it.

There. FREE.

**Machete_** · 02-18-2009, 03:05 PM

Take a screendump of your stats down to the place that fixes your car.
Tell them you would plug them on your sites (for any local-state traffic only)
- in return you only pay the costprice of the alternator, and they install it for free

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

Take a screendump of your stats down to the place that fixes your car.
Tell them you would plug them on your sites (for any local-state traffic only)
- in return you only pay the costprice of the alternator, and they install it for free

lol that sounds like work to me

**PowerCum** · 02-18-2009, 03:12 PM

Give me $1.000 and I will lend you $500 at 15% interest.

It's a good deal... at least for me it is

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Matt 26z

So you posted your stats in a thread that does not exist?

i posted my stats in a thread that does exist , you lied about a thread that doesn't exist.

glad to point out the difference between reality and your fiction for you.

**edgeprod** · 02-18-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by dial

I know people that have easily made $10k a day off smokey's scripts

So that'd be $3,650,000 per year for each of those people you know. Interesting. Maybe more people should have installed STB's scripts.

**Deej** · 02-18-2009, 03:21 PM

Seriously, what is it youre driving to need 500 alternator work?

Is it tucked underneath between your exhaust? behind mass headers or some shit?

Even if you need a heavy duty alt and considering labor, it honestly sounds like a bad deal to me man...

**Matt 26z** · 02-18-2009, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

i posted my stats in a thread that does exist , you lied about a thread that doesn't exist.

glad to point out the difference between reality and your fiction for you.

Ohhhhh nooooos...

Bet you weren't expecting this...

(you've since replaced the screencap with gay porn... guess you ran out of room on your freehosting. you should upgrade to dreamhost)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=9400495

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

so are you saying my screensht is false ? who do you trust on this board they can log into any of my sponsors stats RIGHT now and see. so unless i make 1/4 a mill on my sig then i say your fulll of shit..

**Spunky** · 02-18-2009, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Deej

Seriously, what is it youre driving to need 500 alternator work?

Is it tucked underneath between your exhaust? behind mass headers or some shit?

Even if you need a heavy duty alt and considering labor, it honestly sounds like a bad deal to me man...

I bet its a Escalade with those spinning rims

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Matt 26z

Should have broke in, stole your truck, wrecked it and had the garage's insurance pay for it.

There. FREE.

see thats more like it, that is an interesting suggestion. I was thinking sexual harassment

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Matt 26z

Ohhhhh nooooos...

Bet you weren't expecting this...

of course i was expecting it your always full of shit. nowhere does it say i make 250k a year from nd. If it did you would simply post me saying that

**DarkJedi** · 02-18-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by Matt 26z

Ohhhhh nooooos...

Bet you weren't expecting this...

(you've since replaced the screencap with gay porn... guess you ran out of room on your freehosting. you should upgrade to dreamhost)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=9400495

ROFL, Smokey is bitching at Google sending him traffic

**Matt 26z** · 02-18-2009, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

of course i was expecting it your always full of shit. nowhere does it say i make 250k a year from nd. If it did you would simply post me saying that

Because you removed the screencap since then.

**voa** · 02-18-2009, 03:48 PM

good luck with this

**polish_aristocrat** · 02-18-2009, 03:50 PM

well, who really cares how much Smokey earns?

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 02-18-2009, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

i need $500 NOW !!!!!!!

So DO I!

What a coincidence!

**polish_aristocrat** · 02-18-2009, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by AlienQ

So DO I!

What a coincidence!

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by Deej

Seriously, what is it youre driving to need 500 alternator work?

Is it tucked underneath between your exhaust? behind mass headers or some shit?

Even if you need a heavy duty alt and considering labor, it honestly sounds like a bad deal to me man...

03 jeep grand cherokee nothing fancy, alternator cost 250 , belt 100 , labour 100 and i had them reattach my car alarm that was broken , grand total was just over 500 with tax

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Matt 26z

Because you removed the screencap since then.

yes yes we believe you matt, you make up shit in your head and never have any proof to back it up. your welcome to verify my stats as posted if you wish , just as you were offered before , but you just slunk away with your tail between your legs

**dial** · 02-18-2009, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by edgeprod

So that'd be $3,650,000 per year for each of those people you know. Interesting. Maybe more people should have installed STB's scripts.

because, as you know, scripts pay out the exact same amount at all times when you using them

dumbass

**edgeprod** · 02-18-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by dial

I know people that have easily made $10k a day off smokey's scripts

Originally posted by dial

because, as you know, scripts pay out the exact same amount at all times when you using them

Not sure why you're getting mad about what you said. I just thought it was funny to do the math. I wasn't calling you out or anything, but if you're sensitive to that sort of thing, I'll respect that and lay off.

**brassmonkey** · 02-18-2009, 04:34 PM

damn if you lived here i could do it in about 3 hours

**JamesK** · 02-18-2009, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

you guys are no fun anymore i went ahead and just paid or it..

the anal virginity offer was i think the winner though as far as humour

What do I win?

**NickB.** · 02-18-2009, 04:48 PM

sign up to cam program - strip in VIP for GFY webmasters ;)

**Wagerboy** · 02-18-2009, 06:36 PM

Did he really rape an 86 yr old woman? or was that a joke?

**uno** · 02-18-2009, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

jesus christ there are some stupid people on gfy, doesn't anyone read the threads anymore. If i wanted to pay for it i would just go and pay for it. I am looking for a unique way to have it PAID for me

Pay for a hooker or 2 so you aren't directly paying for his services.

**potter** · 02-18-2009, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by C-Luv

Be a hocker

best idea

**TheSenator** · 02-18-2009, 09:45 PM

If the auto place doesn't have a website, then buy the domain name and make a spoof gay porn site with an auto theme.

If they do have a website, the hack the shit out of with your programming skills and convert to a gay porn auto site.

After all that say you can fix it immediately for 1000.00

i need $500 NOW !!!!!!!

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