i need $500 NOW !!!!!!!

**JamesK** · 02-18-2009, 08:36 AM

I'll buy your anal virginity for $500

**C-Luv** · 02-18-2009, 08:36 AM

Be a hocker

**Wizzo** · 02-18-2009, 08:38 AM

If I had had any programming work I needed in the foreseeable future I would send you the cash today, however I'm sure someone needs some programming work done and would front you the money.

**Marcus Aurelius** · 02-18-2009, 08:39 AM

Good luck to you and bump for the cause.

**Iron Fist** · 02-18-2009, 08:39 AM

Sell spots.... don't click the sig above me.. click my sig only

**munki** · 02-18-2009, 08:40 AM

PSA on the dangers of forest fires while working command line...

Only you can prevent linux meltdown...

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by Wizzo

If I had had any programming work I needed in the foreseeable future I would send you the cash today, however I'm sure someone needs some programming work done and would front you the money.

thats not really what i was looking for . if i wanted to work for it , i would just pay for it myself. I have a list a mile long of work clients that need me, and tons of people who owe me money , i was kinda looking for something unique

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 08:44 AM

Originally posted by JamesK

I'll buy your anal virginity for $500

ok but your going to have a heck of a time finding the guy that has it. I was so drunk i doubt i could point him out

jk anal virginity is no laughing matter in the forest my friend, they invented chipmunks as anal chastity devices for bears doncha know

**Juicy D. Links** · 02-18-2009, 08:46 AM

Smokey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! da bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

**Iron Fist** · 02-18-2009, 08:47 AM

I thought you were a baller and making thousands a day already Smokey.... Hmmm..

**Fletch XXX** · 02-18-2009, 08:47 AM

it'll work out man.

**BradM** · 02-18-2009, 08:49 AM

You don't have $500 at your disposal? Erm... weird.

**TyroneGoldberg** · 02-18-2009, 08:55 AM

e-whore

..

**1BB** · 02-18-2009, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by JamesK

I'll buy your anal virginity for $500

hahahahaa

BV · 02-18-2009, 09:00 AM

What year make and model truck?

**polish_aristocrat** · 02-18-2009, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

I thought you were a baller and making thousands a day already Smokey.... Hmmm..

Originally posted by BradM

You don't have $500 at your disposal? Erm... weird.

I KNEW such replies would come

**AnniKN** · 02-18-2009, 09:03 AM

It's GFY we have one track of mind... everything will come down to you getting paid for sex

:

**Basic_man** · 02-18-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by JamesK

I'll buy your anal virginity for $500

Tooooooo late

**munki** · 02-18-2009, 09:04 AM

( the loop) ---> people in this thread...

**dial** · 02-18-2009, 09:06 AM

someone is ripping you off if you have to pay $500 for an alternator installed

**SpeakEasy** · 02-18-2009, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

I thought you were a baller and making thousands a day already Smokey.... Hmmm..

So did I, I guess he's just another broke board poster...

I've always sid the higher the post count the broker the poster..

**fuzebox** · 02-18-2009, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by BradM

You don't have $500 at your disposal? Erm... weird.

That's what I thought.... i'm confused

**HorseShit** · 02-18-2009, 09:16 AM

pick up a $60 alternator from a junk yard and install it yourself, very easy on a pick up

**st0ned** · 02-18-2009, 09:28 AM

Have a new popup solution like your old flash one? I would pay good money. Contact is in sig.

**nation-x** · 02-18-2009, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by jdavis

pick up a $60 alternator from a junk yard and install it yourself, very easy on a pick up

or a refurbished one... you can install an alternator in under 30 minutes unless your an idiot.

**tranza** · 02-18-2009, 09:43 AM

You do everything for $500 bucks?

**GetSCORECash** · 02-18-2009, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by dial

someone is ripping you off if you have to pay $500 for an alternator installed

$150 max... is what you should pay.

**Reak AGV** · 02-18-2009, 09:56 AM

Sell me your car for $500

;)

**starpimps** · 02-18-2009, 10:00 AM

how much traffic can you send to me for 500

**alias** · 02-18-2009, 10:02 AM

See kids, no money in porn. Now go fuck yourself.

**KillerK** · 02-18-2009, 10:22 AM

wow, if smokey needs money the economy must be really bad!

**PurrrsianPussyKat** · 02-18-2009, 10:24 AM

Smokey the broke?

**justinsain** · 02-18-2009, 10:31 AM

Well if it makes you fell any better, I'm sitting here because I have two vehicles and the alternators went bad on both of them at the same time

**Matt 26z** · 02-18-2009, 10:31 AM

lol

I called him a poser a few years ago and his response was that he made $250,000 a year off NastyDollars alone.

**Fucksakes** · 02-18-2009, 10:31 AM

well if he can figure out something to do right now for 500$ and do that everyday.. he will make 15k a month.

**_Richard_** · 02-18-2009, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by jdavis

pick up a $60 alternator from a junk yard and install it yourself, very easy on a pick up

was about to post the same thing

**devine** · 02-18-2009, 10:38 AM

funny thing is many posters in this board are profitting off STB ideas he usually provides for free. And I'm sure many of those are posting in this thread. I couldn't care less if he is a so called 'baller' or if he lives in a trailer park, the guy isn't asking for anything out of this world. Just my 2 pesos

**AnniKN** · 02-18-2009, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

thats not really what i was looking for . if i wanted to work for it , i would just pay for it myself. I have a list a mile long of work clients that need me, and tons of people who owe me money , i was kinda looking for something unique

Ahem :P nobody read that?

**dial** · 02-18-2009, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by devine

funny thing is many posters in this board are profitting off STB ideas he usually provides for free. And I'm sure many of those are posting in this thread. I couldn't care less if he is a so called 'baller' or if he lives in a trailer park, the guy isn't asking for anything out of this world. Just my 2 pesos

quoted for truth

I know people that have easily made $10k a day off smokey's scripts

sometimes the nicest people you know in the biz are also the brokest

is brokest a word? probably not

**who** · 02-18-2009, 11:17 AM

Take your card to a bank machine, insert it, enter your pin number, withdraw $500.

**fris** · 02-18-2009, 11:17 AM

300,000 gfy posts develiered in 20 days $500

just kidding

good luck tho

**SCOOTER** · 02-18-2009, 11:24 AM

Have traffic ?

Hit me up.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 01:00 PM

jesus christ there are some stupid people on gfy, doesn't anyone read the threads anymore. If i wanted to pay for it i would just go and pay for it. I am looking for a unique way to have it PAID for me

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Matt 26z

lol

I called him a poser a few years ago and his response was that he made $250,000 a year off NastyDollars alone.

wasn't that when you got called a poser for ripping off several webmasters for thousands of dollars then you admitted you were an ex felon convicted of raping an 86 year old lady ?

or are they both just your fantasy

I posted my stats and anyone at nd can back them up , i gave you permission then, i give it to you now. quote this thread and ask nd yourself. balls in your court liar liar pants on fire lol

**DarkJedi** · 02-18-2009, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

I am NOT looking for donations, just ideas or trades of how to get the $500 today.

Go to the ATM, silly.

**DarkJedi** · 02-18-2009, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

I KNEW such replies would come

well wtf?

what kind of loser does't have 500 bucks lying around?

**DarkJedi** · 02-18-2009, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by Matt 26z

lol

I called him a poser a few years ago and his response was that he made $250,000 a year off NastyDollars alone.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by jdavis

pick up a $60 alternator from a junk yard and install it yourself, very easy on a pick up

lol this isn't a junker.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-18-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Davey Jones

well wtf?

what kind of loser does't have 500 bucks lying around?

what kind of loser cant read a thread.

I dont want donations and i dont want work , go reread the thread sir troll alot

i need $500 NOW !!!!!!!

i need $500 NOW !!!!!!!

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