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  • Juge
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 1917
    #1

    The Official Ninja Webpage:  REAL Ultimate Power!!!!

    This site cracks me up:

    http://www.realultimatepower.net/

    Read the main page or some of the dude's scripts, and then read the hate mail.

    (oops fucked up the subject - can't change it now c'mon mods, remove that dumb nbsp for me, please!)
    Last edited by Juge; 11-18-2002, 06:34 AM.
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    • HQ
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 3539
      #2
      http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/seppuku.htm

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        • HQ
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 3539
          #3
          Holy fuck, this kid is 2nd in google for ninja:
          http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja

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            • chodadog
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 9736
              #4
              Originally posted by HQ
              Holy fuck, this kid is 2nd in google for ninja:
              http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja
              His site is huge. I've been going back every few months ever since i first came across it. The hatemail is classic.
              26 + 6 = 1

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                • pr0
                  rockin tha trailerpark
                  • May 2001
                  • 23088
                  #5
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                    • HQ
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 3539
                      #6
                      Originally posted by chodadog


                      His site is huge. I've been going back every few months ever since i first came across it. The hatemail is classic.
                      Pretty amazing for a ten year old. Makes me wish I could make webpages when I was that young (no public Internet back then.)

                      http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/hatemail.htm :

                      Hey retard.. just to let you know.. Seppuku is not the form of killing yourself when your pissed off or when there is no one else to kill. Its the art of an honorable suicide done because they pretty much fucked up (like if they get caught). Ninjas do not kill and stab all day. They are actually silent assasins. e.g. they would dress up like a salesman to get into your house, and while they are pretending to sell you something they would look for holes and cracks to climb into, then at night they would come back and murder you. If you going to talk about somethinig... make sure you know what the fuck you are talking about. Thats not even the jist of whats wrong on your dumbass site.

                      from Sudo Shima (John Madison)

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                        • Pornwolf
                          Drunk and Unruly
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22712
                          #7
                          I can't believe he has Jay Z's 'Big Pimpin' midi file playing in the background.
                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                          Webair, bitches.

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                            • DarkJedi
                              No Refunds Issued.
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 28301
                              #8
                              this banner should be on top of GFY

                              <object classed="D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.marcromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" width="468" height="60">
                              <param name="movie" value="http://www.blackrhinocasino.com/partners/banners/ninja/ninjabanner.sw
                              f">
                              <param name="quality" value="high"><embed src="http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ninjabanner.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_
                              Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="468" height="60">
                              </object>

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                                • B40
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7020
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                  I can't believe he has Jay Z's 'Big Pimpin' midi file playing in the background.
                                  Ninja's listen to Jay Z while training

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                                    • x582
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 609
                                      #10
                                      have you noticed on the news page? The 10yo kid who made this site is getting sued by a racist bitch.

                                      She sent him an email saying "You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white."

                                      Now she took him to court. hahaha!

                                      http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/news.htm

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                                        • Fletch XXX
                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 60840
                                          #11
                                          Fuck he made CNN.

                                          http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html


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                                            • gothweb
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                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 8849
                                              #12
                                              I love satire.

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                                                • Pornwolf
                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 22712
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                  Fuck he made CNN.

                                                  http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html
                                                  When asked about the lawsuit, 10 year old Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

                                                  Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

                                                  I like this kid!
                                                  Last edited by Pornwolf; 11-18-2002, 09:42 AM.
                                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                  Webair, bitches.

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                                                    • x582
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 609
                                                      #14
                                                      I'm wondering if it's real about the lawsuit. I can't find him on http://www.cnn.com/US/

                                                      Maybe this is a hoax.

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                                                        • DarkJedi
                                                          No Refunds Issued.
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 28301
                                                          #15
                                                          did you watch the video from the CNN pages ? fucking shit, it hillarious, i havent had such a good laugh in a loong time

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                                                            • x582
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 609
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                              did you watch the video from the CNN pages ? fucking shit, it hillarious, i havent had such a good laugh in a loong time
                                                              CNN would never put something that funny on their web site ROFL!

                                                              The kid is probably making this up

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                                                                • railz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 2531
                                                                  #17
                                                                  PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

                                                                  Not bad
                                                                  This Space for Rent

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                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                      hi
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 16731
                                                                      #18
                                                                      "Ms. Evans is a hard working Christian mother who is just trying raise her kids right. How can she do that when you've got demented little boys filling the internet with violent lies? People believe anything if it's presented on the internet. It's a dangerous medium that must be controlled carefully" said Ms. Evans' attorney on Monday.



                                                                      When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "


                                                                      Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

                                                                      omg the bold text. hahahahahahahah
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                                                                        • HQ
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 3539
                                                                          #19
                                                                          This 10 year old kid has talent. I am more impressed by this website than the majority of things that most adults do!

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                                                                            • HQ
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 3539
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Needs a better guestbook though:

                                                                              http://www.theguestbook.com/vgbook/369659.gbook

                                                                              These delete everything beyond the first 100 posts I think.

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                                                                                • DarkJedi
                                                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 28301
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  i just submitted his site to DMOZ (Adult/Recreation/Humor)
                                                                                  Hope editors list it - it sure deserves it

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                                                                                    • RMG
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                      • 542
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I recently visited your site by accident. Once I was there i realized that this was possibly the worst site ive ever been to in my whole human existance. I dont know if you just forgot to take your riddelin or somthing, but removing you from the net would be a service to humanity and all of posterity from here to the end of "time and space." I sugest that you go to anger managment classes. I also suggest that you stop talking about kicking dogs in the balls and "porking" hot babes(that is if being out of puberty is "braggable"). Next year when you turn 9 you should ask mommy and daddy if you can get a life for your birthday.

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                                                                                        • Juge
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 1917
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                          this banner should be on top of GFY

                                                                                          <object classed="D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.marcromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" width="468" height="60">
                                                                                          <param name="movie" value="http://www.blackrhinocasino.com/partners/banners/ninja/ninjabanner.sw
                                                                                          f">
                                                                                          <param name="quality" value="high"><embed src="http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ninjabanner.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_
                                                                                          Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="468" height="60">
                                                                                          </object>

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                                                                                            • HQ
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 3539
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                              i just submitted his site to DMOZ (Adult/Recreation/Humor)
                                                                                              Hope editors list it - it sure deserves it
                                                                                              I think so too!

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                                                                                                • RMG
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                                  • 542
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  hrm this kid has a tshirt line........

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                                                                                                    • dickblast
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 666
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      thats what you haterz get for not clicking my sig in the last month

                                                                                                      Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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                                                                                                        • chodadog
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                          • 9736
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by RMG
                                                                                                          hrm this kid has a tshirt line........
                                                                                                          Best Coffee Mug EVER
                                                                                                          26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                                                            • HQ
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 3539
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by chodadog


                                                                                                              Best Coffee Mug EVER
                                                                                                              Too funny!

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                                                                                                                • traffictrader
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                  • 1331
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  best ninja site ever! the frisbee suicide instructions are so funny!

                                                                                                                  1. fold frisbee in half
                                                                                                                  2. insert frisbee in mouth
                                                                                                                  3. wait
                                                                                                                  4. die

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                                                                                                                    • pentae
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                      • 899
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      This is the future stile generation.

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                                                                                                                        • bignosejimmy
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                          • 136
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          It's hard to believe that this site was done by a ten year old!

                                                                                                                          Fuck, it's pretty creative
                                                                                                                          Icq: 176664746

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                                                                                                                            • BJ
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                              • 5590
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

                                                                                                                              He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

                                                                                                                              which is bragable

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                                                                                                                                • Undutchable
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 2217
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  - This is so obviously not done by a 10 yr old. You guys are gullible. The page is hosted on an edu server? So this 10yr old is in college or has friends that are in college?

                                                                                                                                  - The CNN pages are a hoax. That's so bloody obvious

                                                                                                                                  Other than that, its fucking amazing! I totally love how he gets those "real" ninjas pissed. hahahaha

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                                                                                                                                    • SilverTab
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 5060
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      This part from the second "cnn" article is just too good!

                                                                                                                                      According to witnesses, Hamburger leapt out of his seat and ran toward Ms. Evans with fists flying before by-standers could capture the young boy. "He had some type of grease on him. He kept slipping out of my hands." said a participant in Thursday's charades.


                                                                                                                                      Despite Hamburger's passionate defense, the judge ordered him to remove the site until the website's effect on youth could be further investigated. However in response to the order, Hamburger stated that the judge "couldn't even pop a boner if he really wanted to and should shut his frigg'n mouth before somebody pees in it."
                                                                                                                                      It just can't be real LMAO
                                                                                                                                      mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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                                                                                                                                        • bhutocracy
                                                                                                                                          Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 10218
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Undutchable
                                                                                                                                          - This is so obviously not done by a 10 yr old. You guys are gullible. The page is hosted on an edu server? So this 10yr old is in college or has friends that are in college?
                                                                                                                                          lol.

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                                                                                                                                            • DrGuile
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 2025
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Undutchable
                                                                                                                                              - This is so obviously not done by a 10 yr old. You guys are gullible. The page is hosted on an edu server? So this 10yr old is in college or has friends that are in college?

                                                                                                                                              - The CNN pages are a hoax. That's so bloody obvious

                                                                                                                                              Other than that, its fucking amazing! I totally love how he gets those "real" ninjas pissed. hahahaha

                                                                                                                                              lol, was reading this thread and waiting for this post...

                                                                                                                                              Fucking-Christ people, how long have you been on the net? 17 minutes?

                                                                                                                                              anyway, ninjas ARE cool.
                                                                                                                                              http://www.little-gamers.com/images/ninja.gif

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                                                                                                                                                • bauhaus
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                                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 773
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I just laughed my ass off...for over an hour

                                                                                                                                                  really one of the funniest things in a while
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                                                                                                                                                    • SilverTab
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 5060
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by bauhaus
                                                                                                                                                      I just laughed my ass off...for over an hour

                                                                                                                                                      really one of the funniest things in a while
                                                                                                                                                      Indeed! dunno who did this but it's awsome !
                                                                                                                                                      mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                                                                                                                                      but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                                                                                                                                        • TheFLY
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 11856
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          <img src="http://zoom.cafepress.com/4/1247114_zoom.jpg">

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                                                                                                                                                            • TheFLY
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 11856
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              There is a kid ninja that performs sometimes on Venice beach -- wow the kid is really super talented... He wears the whole outfit and totally freaks out the tourists... this kid jumps off walls, flips around people -- fucking cool shit... I hardly ever tip the performers but if you go to Venice Beach in LA, try to find the ninja.

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                                                                                                                                                                • TDF
                                                                                                                                                                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 27296
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  omg thats funny shit
                                                                                                                                                                  Sig heil

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                                                                                                                                                                    • rdunn404
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 999
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      The absolute funniest site I have seen in my life! And it's so detailed too!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • HQ
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 3539
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Is this the real author?



                                                                                                                                                                          http://www.msu.edu/%7Ecouilla3/moi.html

                                                                                                                                                                          (from: http://www.msu.edu/%7Ecouilla3/topframe.htm)

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                                                                                                                                                                            • TheFLY
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 11856
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              <img src="http://zoom.cafepress.com/1/857941_zoom.jpg">

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                                                                                                                                                                                • titmowse
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5320
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Gary knows all about ninjas
                                                                                                                                                                                  I still love everybody

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jakk
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 189
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Damn I love this board for showing me great sites like this.

                                                                                                                                                                                      For anyone that likes kid ninjas, this is a serious flash site about such a ninja

                                                                                                                                                                                      http://www.ninjai.com

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Juge
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 1917
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by railz
                                                                                                                                                                                          PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Not bad
                                                                                                                                                                                          Not bad at all! #2 spot in google for ninja is pretty wicked, too.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • HQ
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 3539
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by railz
                                                                                                                                                                                              PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Not bad
                                                                                                                                                                                              As I posted above:

                                                                                                                                                                                              http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja

                                                                                                                                                                                              #2 !

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • HQ
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3539
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just signed his guestbook with a link to this thread... wonder if he'll even read it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • ED
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 176
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      haha
                                                                                                                                                                                                      i love that site
                                                                                                                                                                                                      i saw it about a year ago.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      the hate mail is soooo funny.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      the movie scripts make me laugh every time.
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