I am no longer with Waste Management.

**pixovore** · 02-15-2009, 09:56 AM

you ll miss the internet for sure

**Barefootsies** · 02-15-2009, 09:58 AM

Congrats toe da winners.

**HorseShit** · 02-15-2009, 10:02 AM

good luck in your new position

**CDSmith** · 02-15-2009, 10:06 AM

Waste Management won't be the same without you.

**AaronM** · 02-15-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Waste Management won't be the same without you.

I know.

This was a tough decision.

But....And the end of it all it came down to 1 thing.

Walmart has offered to provide me with a clean apron once every 2 weeks. How can I possibly pass that up?

**Roald** · 02-15-2009, 10:08 AM

waste management, so thats what you call your content biz huh...

**SBJ** · 02-15-2009, 10:09 AM

It's sad to see you go, you were always good at it. Best of luck at wal mart

**AaronM** · 02-15-2009, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by Roald

waste management, so thats what you call your content biz huh...

Yep, always have.

Si · 02-15-2009, 10:13 AM

**Supz** · 02-15-2009, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

As of this coming Tuesday, I will be starting my new job as a Walmart greeter.

Welcome to the big time!

**woj** · 02-15-2009, 10:34 AM

**shermo** · 02-15-2009, 10:54 AM

Congrats! I just got a new position as well... I just got a job at Circuit City!

**LeRoy** · 02-15-2009, 11:02 AM

So much opps out there. Good luck

**DeanCapture** · 02-15-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

As of this coming Tuesday, I will be starting my new job as a Walmart greeter.

Oh shit - you lucky dog. I've been wanting to be a WalMart greeter for years! How the hell did you get that gig?

**bigmack** · 02-15-2009, 11:03 AM

im sure that the landfill workers are thankfull they have one less non driving idiot to deal with.

And Aron, nothing is better than the smell of Leachate in the morning.

**AaronM** · 02-15-2009, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by sherm

Congrats! I just got a new position as well... I just got a job at Circuit City!

I applied there last week. They said I was over qualified.

**AaronM** · 02-15-2009, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by DeanCapture

Oh shit - you lucky dog. I've been wanting to be a WalMart greeter for years! How the hell did you get that gig?

I went to isle 31 and borrowed some knee pads prior to the interview.

You can imagine the rest.

**SilentKnight** · 02-15-2009, 11:43 AM

Must've been a tough call between Walmart greeter and school crossing guard.

I'd have gone with crossing guard - you can work on a summer tan and meet all the soccer milfs.

**AaronM** · 02-15-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Must've been a tough call between Walmart greeter and school crossing guard.

I'd have gone with crossing guard - you can work on a summer tan and meet all the soccer milfs.

The reflective vests make my ass look big.

Can't be havin that.

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 02-15-2009, 11:54 AM

Walmart greeter is a grest senile retirement job. you'll fit in perfectly...

**SilentKnight** · 02-15-2009, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

The reflective vests make my ass look big.

Can't be havin that.

Hmm...

Locally our Walmart greeters have to don the reflective vests when they do double-duty as shopping cart retrievers.

**HorseShit** · 02-15-2009, 09:24 PM

Saw you when I walked in today Aaron, how many times did you eat at that Mcdonalds next to you?

**rowan** · 02-15-2009, 11:05 PM

Fat Tony won't be happy to hear of you leaving the Family, Aaron.

**doridori** · 02-15-2009, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

It is with a heavy heart but much eagerness that, after 42 years of driving garbage trucks, I have decided to move on and explore new and potentially better opportunities.

I'd like to take this time to thank the Waste Management team for allowing me to "service" their customers over the years. Even though my clothes will smell like garbage for awhile, I will miss the smell of fresh wet trash every day.

As of this coming Tuesday, I will be starting my new job as a Walmart greeter.

**ro8in** · 02-16-2009, 04:28 AM

congratz..

Maybe one day you will climb your way up to stock counter..

**kmanrox** · 02-16-2009, 04:35 AM

lol i was trying to think of a content company named Waste Management.. then i opened the thread.

**Tat2Jr** · 02-16-2009, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

....As of this coming Tuesday, I will be starting my new job as a Walmart greeter.

Once you find out the secret, PLEASE let me know why it takes 10 minutes to place 2 stickers on items that I'm going to return.

I am no longer with Waste Management.

I am no longer with Waste Management.

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