LENSMAN, my company is FOR SALE. $1 Million, firm. Is PLAYBOY interested ? - GoFuckYourself.com

Thomas van de Koch · 10-13-2005, 08:33 AM

Dear Sirs,

Due to personal issues I am considering leaving the online industry.

I came here 1 YEAR AGO. I made great contacts. I made great business deals. I made the WSJ cover. I made HISTORY.

Now I might be out soon. I have been trying to sell my business to the following PLAYERS with following results.

Brad Shawn - doesn't reply to emails
Serge Soprano - claims to be retired
GrimShawn - he said he only has $15k
KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm

I am TIRED of dealing with unprofessional businessmen.

My company is for sale for $1 Million.

IS PLAYBOY INTERESTED ?

respectfully,

Thomas van de Koch

Crypt · 10-13-2005, 08:34 AM

seeric · 10-13-2005, 08:36 AM

does this mean that national geographic isn't going to do that 8 page spread on the sea animals rehab center that you were building? bummer.

Rebecca Love · 10-13-2005, 08:46 AM

Do the dolphins come with it?

KRL · 10-13-2005, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

Dear Sirs,

Due to personal issues I am considering leaving the online industry.

I came here 1 YEAR AGO. I made great contacts. I made great business deals. I made the WSJ cover. I made HISTORY.

Now I might be out soon. I have been trying to sell my business to the following PLAYERS with following results.

Brad Shawn - doesn't reply to emails
Serge Soprano - claims to be retired
GrimShawn - he said he only has $15k
KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm

I am TIRED of dealing with unprofessional businessmen.

My company is for sale for $1 Million.

IS PLAYBOY INTERESTED ?

respectfully,

Thomas van de Koch

ROTFLMAO

Adult Site Traffic · 10-13-2005, 08:49 AM

SHIT, I only have $900/k in cash

.

Violetta · 10-13-2005, 08:50 AM

Good luck with your sale!

Dalai lama · 10-13-2005, 08:51 AM

Good luck with that ;)

pornpf69 · 10-13-2005, 08:56 AM

good luck with it!!!

Trafficbrokercom · 10-13-2005, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm

StuartD · 10-13-2005, 08:59 AM

anyone who's ever tried to purchase a killer whale knows that this price is a steal!

boner 2.0 · 10-13-2005, 09:00 AM

I've just pee on myself

Rinaldo · 10-13-2005, 09:02 AM

I would like to see the facility, If you're willing to show me the animals so I may know that tehy are well taken care of you can add me to the list of potential buyers

jukeboxfrank · 10-13-2005, 09:06 AM

Good luck with that ;)

manne · 10-13-2005, 09:25 AM

Good luck

adonthenet · 10-13-2005, 09:26 AM

good luck van de... maybe lensman will..

Morgan · 10-13-2005, 09:54 AM

I have a couple pics of dolphins having sex.

MaDalton · 10-13-2005, 10:04 AM

sell it to weird guy

strobi · 10-13-2005, 10:33 AM

I just did pee pee!

EroticySteve · 10-13-2005, 10:40 AM

kmanrox and amp probably have the cash on hand to make the deal right now.

woj · 10-13-2005, 11:45 AM

Aza · 10-13-2005, 11:56 AM

Did you ask Chio yet?

dtoolbox · 10-13-2005, 12:05 PM

DaddyHalbucks · 10-13-2005, 12:11 PM

Where should the check be sent?

;)

DWB · 10-13-2005, 01:17 PM

LMAO... funny post.

steve90 · 10-13-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm

As if you would actually give a shit if it became a banner farm after you sold it

Denis_SC · 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM

Too many idiots on this planet ....

P.S. Thomas van de ASSHOLE ... Did I get your name right ?

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2005, 01:55 PM

lmaooooooooooooooooo

Anna_O · 10-13-2005, 01:58 PM

One of few funny fake nicks

alan-l · 10-13-2005, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denis_SC

Too many idiots on this planet ....

P.S. Thomas van de ASSHOLE ... Did I get your name right ?

sig too big?

Denis_SC · 10-13-2005, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alan-l

sig too big?

My Sig is just fine

Me luv it big time !

chshkt · 10-13-2005, 02:26 PM

big sig - little dick

Webby · 10-13-2005, 03:11 PM

Only a million $?? Is that your comfort factor level??

That's only around 800K Euros or 580K Pounds Sterling...

But.. bottom line... what company?

Mike A · 10-14-2005, 04:11 AM

good luck Thomas

Vlad · 10-14-2005, 04:17 AM

hahahah

))))))

Vlad · 10-14-2005, 04:19 AM

someone can trade epass for paypal , I need $1,000,000l , ill epass ya $1.3 mil

Series · 10-14-2005, 04:52 AM

I bid $2,000,000 !

Validus · 10-14-2005, 06:05 AM

Uhm, would GFY really be the right place/medium to contact Lensman? Maybe e-mail eric or something? never mind. Just ignore this post.

TheLegacy · 10-14-2005, 06:26 AM

thats turkish dollars right??

Satisfaction · 10-14-2005, 06:40 AM

good luck with the sale.. lmao.

Thomas van de Koch · 01-12-2006, 01:37 PM

Mr Lensman, what is your phone number?

respectfully,

Thomas

Pornwolf · 01-12-2006, 01:44 PM

Honestly I don't think Lens reads the board anymore. You might have to call him.

Juicy D. Links · 01-12-2006, 01:52 PM

lolololololo

01-12-2006, 01:55 PM

Doctor Dre · 01-12-2006, 01:58 PM

HAHAHHAHA
LOL @ KRL ;) We haven't heard about men.com for a while now

DarkJedi · 02-14-2009, 11:06 AM

is the deal still valid?

Loch · 02-14-2009, 11:22 AM

awesome LOL

Yngwie · 02-14-2009, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

Mr Lensman, what is your phone number?

respectfully,

Thomas

1-800-LEN-SMAN Ext. 69
1-800-536-7626

chupachups · 02-14-2009, 05:30 PM

Oh I miss this guy... loool

WWC · 02-14-2009, 06:56 PM

I dont think this is a professional way to sell either... IMAO

10-13-2005, 08:33 AM	#1
Thomas van de Koch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 468	LENSMAN, my company is FOR SALE. $1 Million, firm. Is PLAYBOY interested ? Dear Sirs, Due to personal issues I am considering leaving the online industry. I came here 1 YEAR AGO. I made great contacts. I made great business deals. I made the WSJ cover. I made HISTORY. Now I might be out soon. I have been trying to sell my business to the following PLAYERS with following results. Brad Shawn - doesn't reply to emails Serge Soprano - claims to be retired GrimShawn - he said he only has $15k KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm I am TIRED of dealing with unprofessional businessmen. My company is for sale for $1 Million. IS PLAYBOY INTERESTED ? respectfully, Thomas van de Koch

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