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  • adultprogrammer
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2009
    • 294

    #1

    wow Kacy booked $50 seo analysis services

    hello guys

    kacy booked seo analysis service for $50.
    here are problems found in his site so if u have any in your site u can take care.
    thanks




    his website

    http://certifiedhosting.com



    main problems found are below



    thanks for using our service of seo analysis of your site.
    here are the point we got wrong in your website.

    1:- No images have alt tag or description so search engine looks it as blank page so it cant display in search results.
    2:- Very very rubbish coding is done in your site and defiantly it can block your site to search engines as u have 71 wornings in your website few are very serious. see the image attached first.

    3:- you have used title tag more then 1 time in your site it blocks your site in google see attached image

    4:- according to coding rules there is syntax of coding but in your site its done very wrong


    the correct syntax is
    <html>

    <head>

    <title>


    </title>
    </head>
    <body>





    </body>




    </html>

    but u have wrong as <html> <head><title></title></head>

    <body>


    <head><title></title></head>

    </body>
    </html>

    the highlight is bulnder mistake and u cant have these tags inside body but only before body. this blocks your site in all search engines.


    5:- meta tags and meta data stuff done unprofessionally.

    6:- bugs are attached in images when search engines looks at your site it finds a lot of errors see last 3 images.

    7:- to fix issues u need to go to each page and check code












    there are more problems only main are pointed here.
  • HorseShit
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 17513

    #2
    congrats to the winners

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    • MaDalton
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      • Feb 2004
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      #3
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      • adultprogrammer
        So Fucking Banned
        • Mar 2009
        • 294

        #4
        Originally posted by Justin
        congrats to the winners

        thanks

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        • adultprogrammer
          So Fucking Banned
          • Mar 2009
          • 294

          #5
          anybody else interested in service?

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          • seeandsee
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            • Mar 2006
            • 50945

            #6
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            • lagcam
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2007
              • 2890

              #7
              Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

              I think I will pass.
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              • adultprogrammer
                So Fucking Banned
                • Mar 2009
                • 294

                #8
                Originally posted by seeandsee
                is this for real?

                yes its real!

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                • adultprogrammer
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 294

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lagcam
                  Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

                  I think I will pass.
                  will not be made public without permissions!

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                  • The Heron
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 4496

                    #10
                    If you don't know that shit already you shouldn't be building websites, what a waste of 50 bucks

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                    • adultprogrammer
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 294

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Heron
                      If you don't know that shit already you shouldn't be building websites, what a waste of 50 bucks

                      you are right but people still make mistakes and have bugs u see!

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                      • HorseShit
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 17513

                        #12
                        I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50

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                        • adultprogrammer
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 294

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Justin
                          I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50

                          you're that idiot who never understand things anyway bump for u

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                          • czarina
                            Webmaster Extraordinaire
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 10751

                            #14
                            ... this thread proves that spam works!

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                            • adultprogrammer
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 294

                              #15
                              Originally posted by czarina
                              ... this thread proves that spam works!

                              it depends on you and your thinking that what u think

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                              • Denny
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 17418

                                #16
                                why this loser isn't banned yet?

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                                • V_RocKs
                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32448

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Justin
                                  I just realized you're that idiot that offers a bunch of retarded services. It's funny they even paid the $50
                                  I just realized I am replying to a post that doesn't exist because you said you were leaving.

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                                  • tranza
                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    It can't be possible...
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • l0lf4c3
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 574

                                      #19
                                      errr... wut?

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                                      • fris
                                        I have to go potty
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 55785

                                        #20
                                        you are using seo stuff thats out of date
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                                        • Iron Fist
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 23400

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by lagcam
                                          Hmmmm pay $50 to be embarrassed in public by a smart ass know all?

                                          I think I will pass.
                                          Smart Ass know it all? Please.... he has a FireFox extension that tells him that the page is unvalidated markup. I haven't seen anything yet that would show me that he has any real SEO skills at all yet.
                                          i like waffles

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                                          • Jdoughs
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 5794

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by fris
                                            you are using seo stuff thats out of date
                                            Its not really his fault he's a fucking idiot.
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                                            • Zorgman
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 6103

                                              #23
                                              Going by the screenshots and your "so called" hints in hand writting over the top in photoshop?

                                              I would decline as I don't pay kids to do my work.

                                              Best of luck.
                                              ---

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                                              • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                I guarantee it
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 18314

                                                #24
                                                is this a joke?

                                                fess up, whos fake nick is that

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                                                • Iron Fist
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 23400

                                                  #25
                                                  i like waffles

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                                                  • pornguy
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 62910

                                                    #26
                                                    I love people that think you have to have perfect html for listings..

                                                    Idiots.
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                                                    • qxm
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 5970

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sharphead
                                                      ahahhahah this is amusing!

                                                      An SEO guy doing "consultations for $50" and his own site has no backlink power, is full of errors (including grammatical ones) ... and who thinks of himself as an expert ....

                                                      ICQ: 266990876

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                                                      • Si
                                                        Such Fun!
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 13900

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sharphead

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                                                        • qxm
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 5970

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by pornguy
                                                          I love people that think you have to have perfect html for listings..

                                                          Idiots.
                                                          Precisely... I USED to think that way back in the days of the link trading n dinosaur techniques (2000) ............but then I started to see some sites being ranked quite high in the serps and they had no clear "on-page optimization" done.. their code was trashy and no CSS was used at all.....I knew something else was going on.... ... and that was way back in the days ...
                                                          Last edited by qxm; 06-26-2009, 05:48 AM.

                                                          ICQ: 266990876

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                                                          • LeRoy
                                                            Porn Pusher
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 13362

                                                            #30
                                                            The master of SEO is at it again
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                                                            • Farang
                                                              one sick puppy
                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 11711

                                                              #31
                                                              What, what, you have a problem with this?
                                                              Maybe I should hit you with my fist.
                                                              fbm

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                                                              • qxm
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                • 5970

                                                                #32
                                                                well... this might hurt certifiedhosting more than it hurts this guy...I mean who in his right mind would ....... oh well.... ... I better go have some breakfast

                                                                ICQ: 266990876

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                                                                • fris
                                                                  I have to go potty
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 55785

                                                                  #33
                                                                  even Baddogs seo advice is better than this, and thats not saying much
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                                                                  • Si
                                                                    Such Fun!
                                                                    • Feb 2008
                                                                    • 13900

                                                                    #34
                                                                    LOL!

                                                                    If anyone wants to save themselves $50 and not give this fucking retard any money.

                                                                    Visit this site: http://uitest.com/en/check/

                                                                    It's probably more in-depth than any of this moron's broken english bullshit.

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                                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 34515

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by adultprogrammer
                                                                      5:- meta tags and meta data stuff done unprofessionally.

                                                                      Because your post was so professional to begin with? lol
                                                                      WG
                                                                      I play with Google.

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                                                                      • kacy
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 877

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Unfortunately, I did pay him $50. I have a client that asked about his previous post and if I thought they should try it out. I told my client don't waste the money, but they really thought they needed some SEO help. I said tell you what, our site was just put up and has zero SEO done to it. I will pay the $50 for his "analyzis" just to see what he will come back with. That way you won't be out the money and you can see if he provides anything useful.

                                                                        The information was basic, no meta tags and crappy coding. We wants $550 to fix it all and basically told him yea I will probably do it next week and gave him the brush off. I have no intention of paying this guy $550 to add some meta tag descriptions.

                                                                        I also asked him some harder questions that he had no answers for. Like why he thought nakedhosting.com was on page 1 of google and its not anymore with no changes to the website. Its obvious his skills are limited to the meta tags LOL

                                                                        Now I see this post, nice! I asked him why he posted this without any permission? He says he going to ask the admins to delete it, LOL Yea right ok whatever. He honestly thinks he has some "in" here.

                                                                        Needless to say my client or anyone I know will be using his services.

                                                                        $50 for sheer entertainment at this point ;)
                                                                        Last edited by kacy; 06-26-2009, 07:42 AM.
                                                                        ~Kacy

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                                                                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                                          I guarantee it
                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                          • 18314

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by fris
                                                                          even Baddogs seo advice is better than this, and thats not saying much

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                                                                          • Mark_E4A
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 1514

                                                                            #38
                                                                            hey Kacy

                                                                            if you want a real look at the site hit me up, this guy is a joker.

                                                                            in his other thread he already proved he knows nothing



                                                                            AND i wont post it here in public lol



                                                                            adultprogrammer please go away, you DO NOT know seo, stop pretending

                                                                            what you say is such bullshit i cant stop laughing
                                                                            icq - 205700725
                                                                            email - marke4a at gmail com
                                                                            phone - 416-809-4393

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                                                                            • 96ukssob
                                                                              So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 12991

                                                                              #39
                                                                              seriously?
                                                                              Email: Clicky on Me

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                                                                              • kacy
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 877

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Thanx Mark, I will contact you I have alot of clients that need work done as well.
                                                                                ~Kacy

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                                                                                • jact
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 9134

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Wow is all I can say.
                                                                                  Free agent

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                                                                                  • Mark_E4A
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                    • 1514

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by kacy
                                                                                    Thanx Mark, I will contact you I have alot of clients that need work done as well.
                                                                                    sounds good
                                                                                    icq - 205700725
                                                                                    email - marke4a at gmail com
                                                                                    phone - 416-809-4393

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                                                                                    • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                      Now choke yourself!
                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                      • 12085

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by kacy
                                                                                      Unfortunately, I did pay him $50.
                                                                                      He assisted me with my "nice" "girls" "usa" for free!

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                                                                                      • WiredGuy
                                                                                        Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 34515

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by kacy
                                                                                        I also asked him some harder questions that he had no answers for. Like why he thought nakedhosting.com was on page 1 of google and its not anymore with no changes to the website. Its obvious his skills are limited to the meta tags LOL
                                                                                        You (not all of gfy) can feel free to hit me up on ICQ/email any time. Considering how long I've known you and Tonda at shows, I'd be happy to give you some suggestions and help you out, and for free ;)
                                                                                        WG
                                                                                        I play with Google.

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                                                                                        • kacy
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 877

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Thanx WiredGuy
                                                                                          ~Kacy

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                                                                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                            (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                                            • 20368

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            never trust anyone who claims to be an seo expert...

                                                                                            seo experts are making themselves money with their skills...

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                                                                                            • BradM
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 3397

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Only jews can be SEO experts. Anyone else is full of shit

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                                                                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                                • 94102

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Where I can contact you to hire your services??

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                                                                                                • B O B
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 2664

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mark_E4A
                                                                                                  sounds good

                                                                                                  seriously
                                                                                                  if there is one guy I can highly recommend for SE work, its Mark...

                                                                                                  he has proven himself to me many times over the years...and continues today with some work he is doing for me...

                                                                                                  If Mark was PR...he's PR7 baby...pure money in the bank!
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                                                                                                  Contact me today for anything you need!
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                                                                                                  ICQ: 184807
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                                                                                                  • dooglas
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                    • 2068

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by B O B
                                                                                                    seriously
                                                                                                    if there is one guy I can highly recommend for SE work, its Mark...

                                                                                                    he has proven himself to me many times over the years...and continues today with some work he is doing for me...

                                                                                                    If Mark was PR...he's PR7 baby...pure money in the bank!
                                                                                                    I disagree with you! Mark is a PR8..in adult! Best SEO guy in the biz. Got me everything I ever wanted.

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