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02-12-2009, 03:56 PM
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Few things woman should know about men
- We must prove our manhood at all times. Morning, noon, night, and in-between. Whew! So bare with us if we get confused sometimes.
- We will NOT ask for directions. No matter how many times we get lost. - We will not express our true feelings, especially in the presence of other men. To do so is to be seen as a wimp. And most guys would rather die than be thought of as a Lansy Wansy. - We will never tell you we love you more than 2 times in front of our friends. So, if we say it twice, you?re lucky indeed. - We will always maintain some degree of pre-relationship fervor. Moreover, we have to prove that we still have what it takes to attract women, even if we are 110 and faints at the sight of our own erection. - We don't take hints. When men are with other men, we don't tiptoe around each other and drop subtle suggestions. That's because hints don't register with us. While you pride yourselves on being able to know intuitively what your friends, husbands, and kids are thinking, but we have no interest in reading minds. That's all, carry on. |
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02-12-2009, 06:01 PM
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Hilarious
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02-12-2009, 06:10 PM
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Let's do some business!
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Am I the only guy that doesn't have a problem asking directions? I think it's retarded to drive around for 30 minutes when a simple stop Will get you the answer right away.
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02-12-2009, 06:14 PM
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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I too will get directions.
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02-12-2009, 06:14 PM
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02-12-2009, 06:46 PM
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02-12-2009, 06:55 PM
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After a while on a relationship we'll always ask and be pushy for trying out your back door!
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02-12-2009, 07:59 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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hints suck
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02-12-2009, 09:32 PM
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02-13-2009, 03:44 AM
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02-13-2009, 09:21 AM
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That was a funny reading! Lol
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