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  • Anal Hobbit
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2001
    • 2308
    #1

    I got Beat up and Ripped off by a Hooker Today...

    True story.

    I was with a hooker today. She wanted to start with a massage. I was nude and she put some hotel lotion on my back. I was face down.

    Then I feel this BANG on my head and I black out.

    I woke up and I had some blood and a huge lump on the back of my head. She hit me with something.

    Took my wallet, my keys...

    I ended up in the hospital. Told the police the truth. Now they are sending a car to my home to see if she used the keys to get in.

    I bet she already robbed my home.

    Fucking N1ggers.
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    • Anal Hobbit
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2001
      • 2308
      #2
      She was half Asian and half black.
      She didnt look as good as her craiglist ad. In fact it wasnt even her in the pic.

      It was a pure asian in the pic.

      I thought something was a bit shady about her.

      The doctors here say I have a concussion.

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        • Khulan
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          • Sep 2008
          • 890
          #3
          Sorry to hear that. Hopefully, police will arrest her soon
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            • tabasco
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              • Jul 2006
              • 2624
              #4
              Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
              She hit me with something.
              Her cock?
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                • Anal Hobbit
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 2308
                  #5
                  Im going to be in the hospital overnight.
                  Im glad my family brought me my laptop from their place. It may be the only thing I have left

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                    • Joe BrainCash
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 2092
                      #6
                      Was rough sex part of your initial request to the hooker? Maybe she just gave one hell of a good service y'know?
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                        • Anal Hobbit
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 2308
                          #7
                          I bet it was her boyfriend who did it.
                          Scarry shit really. They could have killed me.

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                            • Anal Hobbit
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 2308
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BrainPat
                              Was rough sex part of your initial request to the hooker? Maybe she just gave one hell of a good service y'know?
                              I was just going for a massage.

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                                • Anal Hobbit
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 2308
                                  #9
                                  Im making a new rule. No more black hookers.

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                                    • YellowDude
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 1031
                                      #10
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                                        • Lamis
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 961
                                          #11
                                          lol dude...

                                          only losers hire hookers or pay for sex...

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                                            • Ethersync
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2008
                                              • 5289
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Lamis
                                              lol dude...

                                              only losers hire hookers or pay for sex...
                                              but he hired a hooker to rub his back...
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                                                • marketsmart
                                                  HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 20419
                                                  #13
                                                  i had to shoot a hooker last year. she agreed to $300 over the phone, but when she got there she said i need her to tip another $500 for full service. i said fuck that and shot her. i made sure i only wounded her so i could still fuck her.

                                                  anyway, i'm banging her out while she's yelling "omg, i'm shot, i'm shot". i can barely stay hard because i laughing so much. then the phone rings and its her pimp wanting to know where the money is. i guess she was going to try to cash and dash on me. the girls unconcious now due to the blood loss or shock i guess so i tell her pimp that shes in the bathroom and invite him up for a drink.

                                                  as soon as he walks in the door, bam, i shoot his ass too. i shot him in the head because i didnt really have any desire to have sex with him so i figured i should just get it over with. now the front desk is calling me asking me about the noise coming from my room and i tell them its just the tv turned up to loud. at this point the hooker is starting to come to so i cant use the gun anymore cause its too loud so i grab the charger cord to my cell phone and choke her to death. at this point i'm really pissed because there's blood everywhere and i'm going to have to clean this up.

                                                  i could go on and on but it just gets boring after this, but in the end i cleaned everything up, got the bodies out of there and that was that..

                                                  so, never trust a hooker is my advice...

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                                                    • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2088
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by tabasco
                                                      Her cock?
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                                                        • Pseudonymous
                                                          Photographer/Owner
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 2661
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Lamis
                                                          lol dude...

                                                          only losers hire hookers or pay for sex...
                                                          I wouldn't neccessarily say that's true. lol
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                                                            • Slappin Fish
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                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                              • 2512
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Lamis
                                                              lol dude...

                                                              only losers hire hookers or pay for sex...
                                                              Errr...your sure you are in the right forum?

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                                                                • Darkland
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 1488
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Sounds like Karma in action to me... Aren't you the one who was giving tutorials on how to rip hookers off? Things that make you go hmmmm.


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                                                                    • Slappin Fish
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                      • 2512
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                      Her cock?

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                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133987
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                                          I bet it was her boyfriend who did it.
                                                                          Scarry shit really. They could have killed me.
                                                                          Do you have a sore potatoe patch?

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                                                                            • sicone
                                                                              Retired
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 18453
                                                                              #20
                                                                              so I take it your sealed envelope on the dresser trick didn't work this time?

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                                                                                • hankphone
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                                                  • 540
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  too bad she didn't slit your throat while she was at it.

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                                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                                      hi
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 16731
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                      i had to shoot a hooker last year. she agreed to $300 over the phone, but when she got there she said i need her to tip another $500 for full service. i said fuck that and shot her. i made sure i only wounded her so i could still fuck her.

                                                                                      anyway, i'm banging her out while she's yelling "omg, i'm shot, i'm shot". i can barely stay hard because i laughing so much. then the phone rings and its her pimp wanting to know where the money is. i guess she was going to try to cash and dash on me. the girls unconcious now due to the blood loss or shock i guess so i tell her pimp that shes in the bathroom and invite him up for a drink.

                                                                                      as soon as he walks in the door, bam, i shoot his ass too. i shot him in the head because i didnt really have any desire to have sex with him so i figured i should just get it over with. now the front desk is calling me asking me about the noise coming from my room and i tell them its just the tv turned up to loud. at this point the hooker is starting to come to so i cant use the gun anymore cause its too loud so i grab the charger cord to my cell phone and choke her to death. at this point i'm really pissed because there's blood everywhere and i'm going to have to clean this up.

                                                                                      i could go on and on but it just gets boring after this, but in the end i cleaned everything up, got the bodies out of there and that was that..

                                                                                      so, never trust a hooker is my advice...
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                                                                                        • TurboAngel
                                                                                          H.B.I.C.
                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 30122
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Darkland
                                                                                          Sounds like Karma in action to me... Aren't you the one who was giving tutorials on how to rip hookers off? Things that make you go hmmmm.
                                                                                          I was just thinking the same thing.










                                                                                          PS. I hope your head is ok.

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                                                                                            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                              North Coast Pimp
                                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                                              • 9395
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              lmao....

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                                                                                                • Ethersync
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                                                  • 5289
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Darkland
                                                                                                  Sounds like Karma in action to me... Aren't you the one who was giving tutorials on how to rip hookers off? Things that make you go hmmmm.
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                                                                                                    • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                      • 16502
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                      i had to shoot a hooker last year. she agreed to $300 over the phone, but when she got there she said i need her to tip another $500 for full service. i said fuck that and shot her. i made sure i only wounded her so i could still fuck her.

                                                                                                      anyway, i'm banging her out while she's yelling "omg, i'm shot, i'm shot". i can barely stay hard because i laughing so much. then the phone rings and its her pimp wanting to know where the money is. i guess she was going to try to cash and dash on me. the girls unconcious now due to the blood loss or shock i guess so i tell her pimp that shes in the bathroom and invite him up for a drink.

                                                                                                      as soon as he walks in the door, bam, i shoot his ass too. i shot him in the head because i didnt really have any desire to have sex with him so i figured i should just get it over with. now the front desk is calling me asking me about the noise coming from my room and i tell them its just the tv turned up to loud. at this point the hooker is starting to come to so i cant use the gun anymore cause its too loud so i grab the charger cord to my cell phone and choke her to death. at this point i'm really pissed because there's blood everywhere and i'm going to have to clean this up.

                                                                                                      i could go on and on but it just gets boring after this, but in the end i cleaned everything up, got the bodies out of there and that was that..

                                                                                                      so, never trust a hooker is my advice...

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                                                                                                        • NickB.
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                          • 8857
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          wtf man - if youre in a hotel Put iD AND WALLET IN


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                                                                                                            • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                                                                              • 14478
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              sad shit if its true, lesson learned,
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                                                                                                                  • 50945
                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • Lester Burnham
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                      • 540
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                                                                                      I bet it was her boyfriend who did it.
                                                                                                                      Scarry shit really. They could have killed me.

                                                                                                                      Hmm..you allowed her "boyfriend" to come into the room with you LMAO? You deserve a beat down for stupidity if that's the case.

                                                                                                                      I'm calling BS on this with the story so far. It ain't like the movies where you get hit in the head once and you instantly blackout and wake up hours later. Someone hits you hard enough in the back of the head to knock you out, you got more than a concussion (more likely a cracked skull).
                                                                                                                      Last edited by Lester Burnham; 02-11-2009, 07:55 PM.

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                                                                                                                        • BSleazy
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                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                          • 6721
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I still can't figure out who you really are.
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                              • 16502
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lester Burnham
                                                                                                                              I'm calling BS on this with the story so far.
                                                                                                                              You don't know Anal Hobbit very well do you?

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                                                                                                                                • MindWaste
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 3662
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  i thought annal hobbit was boneprone
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                                                                                                                                    • Iron Fist
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 23400
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Entertaining story... too bad it wasn't true.
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                                                                                                                                        • bDok
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 1917
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                                                                                                          She was half Asian and half black.
                                                                                                                                          She didnt look as good as her craiglist ad. In fact it wasnt even her in the pic.
                                                                                                                                          it's too bad the fishing off craigslist has gotten this bad. It used to be so clean and nice. Hopefully it's just the city your in.

                                                                                                                                          hobbit needs to tighten up his game.

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                                                                                                                                            • mikesouth
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 6334
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lamis
                                                                                                                                              lol dude...

                                                                                                                                              only losers hire hookers or pay for sex...
                                                                                                                                              you never got any you DIDN'T pay for, moron.

                                                                                                                                              You pay for all of it one way or another.
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                                                                                                                                                • MindWaste
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 3662
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  best line i heard all day "I had to shoot a hooker last year".

                                                                                                                                                  I stopped reading after i heard that. lol..
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                                                                                                                                                    • ExLust
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                                                                                                                      • 3223
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Hope you feel better.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Kard63
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 8944
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lester Burnham
                                                                                                                                                          I'm calling BS on this with the story so far
                                                                                                                                                          American Beauty is a great movie.


                                                                                                                                                          Anal Hobbit is the funniest board character. You can't call BS on him.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Kard63
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                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 8944
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                                                                                                                              True story.

                                                                                                                                                              I was with a hooker today. She wanted to start with a massage. I was nude and she put some hotel lotion on my back. I was face down.

                                                                                                                                                              Then I feel this BANG on my head and I black out.

                                                                                                                                                              I woke up and I had some blood and a huge lump on the back of my head. She hit me with something.

                                                                                                                                                              Took my wallet, my keys...

                                                                                                                                                              I ended up in the hospital. Told the police the truth. Now they are sending a car to my home to see if she used the keys to get in.

                                                                                                                                                              I bet she already robbed my home.

                                                                                                                                                              Fucking N1ggers.
                                                                                                                                                              You need to quit being a pussy and go back to giving alcohol to 19 year olds on myspace

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                                                                                                                                                                • burntfilm
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                                                                  • 972
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  this type of story really happens to some cats, which is why you should always be broke and have to find free poon.
                                                                                                                                                                  Sorta...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • DWB
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 31779
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Link or pics?

                                                                                                                                                                      I don't want to call this whore.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 94744
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

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                                                                                                                                                                            • dav3
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                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2007
                                                                                                                                                                              • 7348
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              She had a dildo with a lead core in her purse. Hopefully there was no AIDS on it when she hit you with it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • pornocruto
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1308
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Damn, that sucks big time.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • zabijaq
                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 956
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                                                                                                                      Her cock?
                                                                                                                                                                                      SHemale hooker robber

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • John-ACWM
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 20060
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                                                                                                                          Her cock?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • HorseShit
                                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 17513
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                                                              i had to shoot a hooker last year. she agreed to $300 over the phone, but when she got there she said i need her to tip another $500 for full service. i said fuck that and shot her. i made sure i only wounded her so i could still fuck her.

                                                                                                                                                                                              anyway, i'm banging her out while she's yelling "omg, i'm shot, i'm shot". i can barely stay hard because i laughing so much. then the phone rings and its her pimp wanting to know where the money is. i guess she was going to try to cash and dash on me. the girls unconcious now due to the blood loss or shock i guess so i tell her pimp that shes in the bathroom and invite him up for a drink.

                                                                                                                                                                                              as soon as he walks in the door, bam, i shoot his ass too. i shot him in the head because i didnt really have any desire to have sex with him so i figured i should just get it over with. now the front desk is calling me asking me about the noise coming from my room and i tell them its just the tv turned up to loud. at this point the hooker is starting to come to so i cant use the gun anymore cause its too loud so i grab the charger cord to my cell phone and choke her to death. at this point i'm really pissed because there's blood everywhere and i'm going to have to clean this up.

                                                                                                                                                                                              i could go on and on but it just gets boring after this, but in the end i cleaned everything up, got the bodies out of there and that was that..

                                                                                                                                                                                              so, never trust a hooker is my advice...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • A-n-D-r-E-S
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Haha shit dude that really sucks!
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