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  • HorseShit
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 17513

    #1

    Looking for a premium wordpress design, new payment concept $$$$

    Most designers on here need not apply.

    I'm looking for a custom, premium design with the below specifications/rules. I will pay you what I think the design is worth at final delivery, with a down payment up front of $250. If I decide the design is worth $1,000 I will pay you the other $750. This is a no bull shit thread. The minimum you will be paid is $500 total with a maximum of $10,000.

    1. I need to have this design delivered to me with full CSS, using 100% widgetized controls, and a complete drop in solution for wordpress (on any domain). If you need to outsource the slicing/wordpress part of it to someone else PLEASE DO, I do not want a half botched job, or low quality css/cut up. This needs to be right the first time, and SE optimized when delivered. I have paid for premium mainstream wordpress designs in the past that are SEO'd and they make a big difference.

    2. Must be of equal or better quality than http://www.thedirty.com/

    3. You must be able to do toons or have one created within your own budget, I'm not even going to say I will use a toon but if you don't have a way to have one done for this then that weeds you out.

    4. No, this is not for a celebrity blog.

    5. The design must be completely fluid.

    Paypal payment preferred but if you only do epass I will work it out.

  • Fat Panda
    Porn is Dead. Move along.
    • Aug 2006
    • 13296

    #2
    you go jdavis

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    • HorseShit
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 17513

      #3
      Originally posted by SAC
      you go jdavis
      People think us fucking with each other meant we hate each other, if they only knew

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      • HorseShit
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 17513

        #4
        Oh, I forgot an important point that I kept reminding myself to post and I didn't.

        You can not use the design in any of your future portfolios.

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204

          #5
          Can't you get a design like that done for 2 to 400 bucks or so? Don't see why you should end up paying 500 or more for this.

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          • HorseShit
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 17513

            #6
            Originally posted by Dirty F
            Can't you get a design like that done for 2 to 400 bucks or so? Don't see why you should end up paying 500 or more for this.
            2 bucks? don't think so Franck, you've been gone a while

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            • Dirty F
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2001
              • 59204

              #7
              Originally posted by jdavis
              2 bucks? don't think so Franck, you've been gone a while
              You know what i mean homo.

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              • brassmonkey
                Pay It Forward
                • Sep 2005
                • 77397

                #8
                i might be able to open of a slot hit u up in the mornin
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                • HorseShit
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 17513

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                  You know what i mean homo.
                  lol

                  listen, I'm sure it _can_ be done for 200-400, fact of the matter is I can pay 500-10k and don't mind helping someone out if they give me what I want.

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                  • AnniKN
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 1682

                    #10
                    If someone comes recommended by me, will you automatically disqualify them? Just asking

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                    • moeloubani
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 4235

                      #11
                      $250 is the going rate for a great blog theme

                      if you're paying more than that you're overpaying, the site you linked is just a fancy header + navigation bar + a very standard and basic layout and could (should) cost only $250

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                      • HorseShit
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 17513

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AnniKN
                        If someone comes recommended by me, will you automatically disqualify them? Just asking
                        lol, uh, I don't even know you

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                        • HorseShit
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 17513

                          #13
                          Originally posted by moeloubani
                          $250 is the going rate for a great blog theme

                          if you're paying more than that you're overpaying, the site you linked is just a fancy header + navigation bar + a very standard and basic layout and could (should) cost only $250
                          I simply don't care if I overpay, the economy is fucked and I can definitely afford to help someone out in the process

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                          • $5 submissions
                            I help you SUCCEED
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32195

                            #14
                            Best of luck on your search, jdavis.

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                            • Nicky
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 30071

                              #15
                              The 10k is a bit overkill lol. Good luck with this though I'm pretty sure you will get many to bite.

                              gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                              • moeloubani
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 4235

                                #16
                                for example from ade

                                http://www.adultdesignevolution.com/...emes/redabuse/

                                thats an amazing design, may not be what youre looking for exactly but the going rate for those guys to make themes like that i think is $250

                                just saying! i spend lots of time looking for themes and stuff so i know it can be a painnnn to get one you like

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                                • HorseShit
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 17513

                                  #17
                                  I have ordered many designs over the years and not got what I wanted but still paid what the designer wanted. I would much rather reward someone for doing exactly what I want in the end and working with me through the process.

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                                  • MetaMan
                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by moeloubani
                                    $250 is the going rate for a great blog theme

                                    if you're paying more than that you're overpaying, the site you linked is just a fancy header + navigation bar + a very standard and basic layout and could (should) cost only $250
                                    anyone who is mildly successful isnt going to care about saving $500 for a custom job. they want the best and you have to pay for the best.

                                    if you continue to think you are saving a few bucks "at the going rate" is the way to go you are very fooled.

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                                    • Si
                                      Such Fun!
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 13900

                                      #19
                                      so you want a design that is so huge it doesn't load up?

                                      Good Luck with that

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                                      • AnniKN
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 1682

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jdavis
                                        lol, uh, I don't even know you
                                        was just checking!

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                                        • dial
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 1225

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by moeloubani
                                          for example from ade

                                          http://www.adultdesignevolution.com/...emes/redabuse/

                                          thats an amazing design, may not be what youre looking for exactly but the going rate for those guys to make themes like that i think is $250
                                          pfft, that design is boring predictable crap, I would be offended if I paid someone $250 for that regurgitated free theme

                                          want to see quality work? http://dev1.agriya.com/wpthemes/?wpt...ordpress-brown
                                          boom chicka wah wah

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                                          • HorseShit
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 17513

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dial
                                            pfft, that design is boring predictable crap, I would be offended if I paid someone $250 for that regurgitated free theme

                                            want to see quality work? http://dev1.agriya.com/wpthemes/?wpt...ordpress-brown
                                            looks good

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                                            • HorseShit
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 17513

                                              #23
                                              So far not one person has contacted me. Did I scare everyone away?

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                                              • Helix
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 6021

                                                #24
                                                maybe your reputation precedes you? Just a thought.

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                                                • HorseShit
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 17513

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Helix
                                                  maybe your reputation precedes you? Just a thought.
                                                  My reputation?

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                                                  • ExLust
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2008
                                                    • 3223

                                                    #26
                                                    Good luck with that.

                                                    BE A PARTNER

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                                                    • AnniKN
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                      • 1682

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jdavis
                                                      So far not one person has contacted me. Did I scare everyone away?
                                                      I think I know someone who might be up for it, but he's jetlagged in Europe. Will be a few hours 'til he wakes up, he's been linked though, in case you don't find anyone by morning, lol

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                                                      • HorseShit
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 17513

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AnniKN
                                                        I think I know someone who might be up for it, but he's jetlagged in Europe. Will be a few hours 'til he wakes up, he's been linked though, in case you don't find anyone by morning, lol
                                                        Listen, I don't care if it takes until Friday to find the right person

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                                                        • Agent 488
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                          • 22511

                                                          #29
                                                          who did the dirty theme?

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                                                          • V_RocKs
                                                            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 32449

                                                            #30
                                                            Could be that most of the people on GFY are here because they can't get a good job because they suck at design?

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                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 16502

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jdavis
                                                              My reputation?
                                                              You're a sig whore Justin! You couldn't afford anything!!

                                                              </lemmings>

                                                              Good luck man, I hope you find someone good, most designers suck, and most non-designers couldn't tell a good design if it slapped them in the face. Atleast one other person in this thread understands (MetaMan).

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                                                              • HorseShit
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 17513

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                Could be that most of the people on GFY are here because they can't get a good job because they suck at design?
                                                                maybe but I would bet that a lot of people aren't on the computer tonight

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                                                                • john_63
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 517

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jdavis
                                                                  So far not one person has contacted me. Did I scare everyone away?
                                                                  maybe they know you and your mommy cant afford anything +50 bucks

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                                                                  • devine
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                    • 620

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by moeloubani
                                                                    for example from ade

                                                                    http://www.adultdesignevolution.com/...emes/redabuse/

                                                                    thats an amazing design, may not be what youre looking for exactly but the going rate for those guys to make themes like that i think is $250

                                                                    just saying! i spend lots of time looking for themes and stuff so i know it can be a painnnn to get one you like
                                                                    No offense, but if yo consider your example to be anywhere close to the example the OP gave, then you clearly have no idea about what you're talking about. Your example must take a full 30 mins to be produced (plus the toon, which is cool). Let's say 1 hour if the designer is slow.


                                                                    Originally posted by dial
                                                                    pfft, that design is boring predictable crap, I would be offended if I paid someone $250 for that regurgitated free theme

                                                                    want to see quality work? http://dev1.agriya.com/wpthemes/?wpt...ordpress-brown
                                                                    Now that's a lot better. Even tho it's extremely simple to do, it's really well done on the visual aspect. This being said, the OP example is a bit more complex than this example, which is just an amazing header and some nice graphic elements. Everything else is just extremely basic WP any newbie can build

                                                                    All the above being said, I'm amazed at how delayed is adult when it comes to blog design and functionality, I'm almost sure most WP themes I see around here are made for WP 2.1 or so. Which is good for us, lol

                                                                    (and no, I'm not throwing my hat into this offer, just passing by )

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                                                                    • HorseShit
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 17513

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                      You're a sig whore Justin! You couldn't afford anything!!

                                                                      </lemmings>

                                                                      Good luck man, I hope you find someone good, most designers suck, and most non-designers couldn't tell a good design if it slapped them in the face. Atleast one other person in this thread understands (MetaMan).
                                                                      lol

                                                                      My sig sells for a few hundred a month, clearly enough to live on when I'm paying someone this much for 1 design

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                                                                      • HorseShit
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 17513

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by mobilefun1987
                                                                        so you want a design that is so huge it doesn't load up?

                                                                        Good Luck with that
                                                                        yes, a few GB if possible.. wtf are you talking about lol

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                                                                        • devine
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 620

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by jdavis
                                                                          yes, a few GB if possible.. wtf are you talking about lol
                                                                          it loads really slow. It might be some momentary server issue though. Or everybody in GFY is visiting that page

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                                                                          • Si
                                                                            Such Fun!
                                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                                            • 13900

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by jdavis
                                                                            yes, a few GB if possible.. wtf are you talking about lol
                                                                            That site isn't even loading for me.

                                                                            And no i'm not using dial up

                                                                            I can't see how a site that takes over 10 minutes to load up could be any good?

                                                                            Any way good luck with your search. I have downloaded a lot of FREE templates in the past and see some that people are trying to sell that look worse And I lol! extremely!



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                                                                            • HorseShit
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 17513

                                                                              #39
                                                                              the dirty you mean? it gets a bunch of traffic a few people at a time from GFY isn't going to slow it down

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                                                                              • HorseShit
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 17513

                                                                                #40
                                                                                lol, ok I have no idea what you two are even talking about, both links posted in this thread load fine for me

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                                                                                • Si
                                                                                  Such Fun!
                                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                                  • 13900

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by jdavis
                                                                                  the dirty you mean? it gets a bunch of traffic a few people at a time from GFY isn't going to slow it down
                                                                                  It finally loaded. I can see what you mean that site looks clean and high end.

                                                                                  Like a few others have posted, it probably is just some good header and a bit of work on the rest. nothing worth over $250 there that I can see.

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                                                                                  • moeloubani
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                                                    • 4235

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    okok try this one --> elegantthemes.com

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                                                                                    • potter
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 6559

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by dial
                                                                                      pfft, that design is boring predictable crap, I would be offended if I paid someone $250 for that regurgitated free theme

                                                                                      want to see quality work? http://dev1.agriya.com/wpthemes/?wpt...ordpress-brown
                                                                                      So jdavis, what would you consider that design to be worth?

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                                                                                      • HorseShit
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                                        • 17513

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by potter
                                                                                        So jdavis, what would you consider that design to be worth?
                                                                                        Assuming you are referring to the link dial posted and not the one he was quoting, $850

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                                                                                        • potter
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 6559

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by jdavis
                                                                                          Assuming you are referring to the link dial posted and not the one he was quoting, $850
                                                                                          Well good luck in your search. I don't know of any company/person doing work like that for $850 though.

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                                                                                          • HorseShit
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                                            • 17513

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by john_63
                                                                                            maybe they know you and your mommy cant afford anything +50 bucks
                                                                                            http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=886433

                                                                                            Please take care of the people you have scammed.

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                                                                                            • HorseShit
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 17513

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by potter
                                                                                              Well good luck in your search. I don't know of any company/person doing work like that for $850 though.
                                                                                              If you think that's worth over $850.00 you're only fooling yourself

                                                                                              Do you think the person drew that vespa and the books themselves?
                                                                                              Last edited by HorseShit; 02-10-2009, 06:54 PM.

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                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                • 16502

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by jdavis
                                                                                                If you think that's worth over $850.00 you're only fooling yourself

                                                                                                Do you think the person drew that vespa and the books themselves?
                                                                                                Just check Brian Potter's recent threads history. He's known for charging way more then anything he's made is worth.

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                                                                                                • uno
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 18450

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                  anyone who is mildly successful isnt going to care about saving $500 for a custom job. they want the best and you have to pay for the best.

                                                                                                  if you continue to think you are saving a few bucks "at the going rate" is the way to go you are very fooled.
                                                                                                  As I've said before, you and angryjewcat do some very nice work.
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                                                                                                  • potter
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                                    • 6559

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by jdavis
                                                                                                    If you think that's worth over $850.00 you're only fooling yourself

                                                                                                    Do you think the person drew that vespa and the books themselves?
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                    Just check Brian Potter's recent threads history. He's known for charging way more then anything he's made is worth.
                                                                                                    Alright. Let's see one company doing designs of that quality for $850 or less.

                                                                                                    Come on, one company - just one!

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