Free Tube Style Restaurant! New Idea!

[BFT3K]

I am thinking of starting a new restaurant chain called Freebies. It will have a totally free all-you-can-eat buffet right up front, as soon as you walk in. There you can find ANY dish you want - Chinese, Italian, Spanish, you name it!

Then, once you are done eating all you want for free, you can head into the main dining area, where you can opt to pay for whatever you like. The only difference is that the pay food menu is smaller than the free buffet area, but that is no big deal - it should still work out fine.

What do you guys think? Brilliant idea right? Anyone want in?

[the Shemp]

ive been living off free inventory for years ...its nothing new, there is just more free inventory now..

[The Duck]

Bitter much? ;)

[Emil]

Give away free food but make them pay for the drinks and tables ;)

[BFT3K]

Adapt or Dine, right?

[Joshua G]

just call it McDonaldsTube & you have a winner

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Give away free food but make them pay for the drinks and tables ;)

Pretty much what a buffet is. This thread = Fail. LOL.

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Jonathan Swift will be proud of this thread.

[Hazlewood]

I am thinking of starting a new restaurant chain called Freebies. It will have a totally free all-you-can-eat buffet right up front, as soon as you walk in. There you can find ANY dish you want - Chinese, Italian, Spanish, you name it!

Then, once you are done eating all you want for free, you can head into the main dining area, where you can opt to pay for whatever you like. The only difference is that the pay food menu is smaller than the free buffet area, but that is no big deal - it should still work out fine.

What do you guys think? Brilliant idea right? Anyone want in?

this is getting boring now. All these threads bitching about tubes. Why dont you just build one and make it sponsor related? Then you are practicing both.

[EscortBiz]

how about a place called Incredible Burgers or Wegtables

Basically you walk in and eat all you want for $1 then under the rug in the restaurant where you walk in we have a note that reads

"by stepping on this note you agree to be charged $29 for a meal at dennys and $180 for a meal at mortons steakhouse every month"

I also will allow people to send me business and every customer they send me I give them $50 bucks PPS "Pay Per Sucker"

[marketsmart]

Pretty much what a buffet is. This thread = Fail. LOL.

no, actually you pay for your food at a buffet...

so, minus 1 fail + your fail = 1 fail FTW...

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

how about a place called Incredible Burgers or Wegtables

Basically you walk in and eat all you want for $1 then under the rug in the restaurant where you walk in we have a note that reads

"by stepping on this note you agree to be charged $29 for a meal at dennys and $180 for a meal at mortons steakhouse every month"

I also will allow people to send me business and every customer they send me I give them $50 bucks PPS "Pay Per Sucker"

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

no, actually you pay for your food at a buffet...

so, minus 1 fail + your fail = 1 fail FTW...

What buffet do you go to that charges $20+ for a meal? Most charge $12 MAX, so technically you're paying for your drink and table space...

so, minus my fail + your fail * 2 for his fail = 2 fails FTW!

[Zorgman]

I'll have a McTube, hold the hair. :D

[tony286]

What buffet do you go to that charges $20+ for a meal? Most charge $12 MAX, so technically you're paying for your drink and table space...

so, minus my fail + your fail * 2 for his fail = 2 fails FTW!

You are paying for the food,the drink costs like 20 cents.

[ExLust]

Good luck.

[BFT3K]

Okay, forget the restaurant idea - it has become too complicated now.

[fujiko]

hhaaha.. laughin my fuckin ass off.

how about a place called Incredible Burgers or Wegtables

Basically you walk in and eat all you want for $1 then under the rug in the restaurant where you walk in we have a note that reads

"by stepping on this note you agree to be charged $29 for a meal at dennys and $180 for a meal at mortons steakhouse every month"

I also will allow people to send me business and every customer they send me I give them $50 bucks PPS "Pay Per Sucker"