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  • CarlosTheGaucho
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    • Oct 2005
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    #1

    Most lame celebrity tape ever?

    I would say Paris Hilton, cause she was terrible, but I haven't seen that many other sextapes.

    The most lame person to ever tape one would be Gene Simmons - who in their right mind is interested in seing an aging / coked up rock seladon in act?

    Who was the worst, weird, wooden, dissapointing / not worth watching?
    Last edited by CarlosTheGaucho; 02-10-2009, 02:34 AM.
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    • PornAddict
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      • Feb 2002
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      #2
      I actually thought the Paris tape was one of the better ones.

      That douchebag Screech is one of the lamest... Gene Simmons is pretty bad, too.

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        • CurrentlySober
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          • Aug 2002
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            • Dirty Lord
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              • Nov 2007
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              #4
              Only Paris Hilton, i guess

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                • CarlosTheGaucho
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                  • Oct 2005
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
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                  Damn I forgot about that one, I'm not into any midget porn and definitely not into interracial mini male midget monster cock showdown like that.

                  Someone would have to pay me to watch that, and it wouldn't be cheap.
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                    • CarlosTheGaucho
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                      #6


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                        • tranza
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                          • Jun 2003
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                          #7
                          Paris Hilton wins for sure!
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                            • JimmiDean
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                              • Nov 2004
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                              #8
                              Gene Simmons with his socks on and a shitty grainy cam wins for me
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                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                  • Dec 2004
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
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                                    • HorseShit
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                                      • Dec 2004
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                                      #10
                                      yeah paris one wasn't too bad don't know what you're talking about

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                                        • Martin
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                                          • Dec 2001
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                                          #11
                                          Fred Durst's sex tape was more creepy then lame. No one wanted to see that 30 something hairy beer belly banging that hot chick. I had to turn it off.

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                                            • Nicky
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                                              • Mar 2003
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                                              #12
                                              Mini me for sure.

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                                                • nico-t
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 29903
                                                  #13
                                                  paris hilton, i didnt understand what the fuss was all about... i didnt know her, she is ugly as fuck, and it was like it was all in slow motion and boring as hell. Very crappy.

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                                                    • teg0
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                                                      • Jan 2006
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                                                      #14
                                                      I'd have to say that Chyna sex tape with her penis size clit. That was a boner killer.

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                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                          #15
                                                          I'd have to say Tom Sizemore sex tape.

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                                                            • Joe BrainCash
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                                                              #16
                                                              Gene Simmons= Ron Jeremy (without the stache)

                                                              Paris Hilton and Pam= Happy I've seen them naked

                                                              Screetch= WTF? Ugly and twisted... Who wants to see that

                                                              Mini me= It could have been a sex tape by Rosie O'doneell because i have zero interest. Discusting.

                                                              Kim Kardss...= Hot but don't you need to be a celebrity to have a celebrity tape?

                                                              Kristin Davis= yummy Charlotte taking dicks...

                                                              Britney Spears= Can't wait a non fake one shows up.

                                                              Vince Neil- Brett Michaels and other has been= peeeelease... Lame

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                                                                • GatorB
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                                                                  • Oct 2001
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Martin
                                                                  Fred Durst's sex tape was more creepy then lame. No one wanted to see that 30 something hairy beer belly banging that hot chick. I had to turn it off.
                                                                  You just described 95% of all porn ever made.

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                                                                    • evildick
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                                                                      Tom Sizemore (I am just bitter because I couldn't make one cent off of it)

                                                                      Gene Simmons (this guy's reputation as some sort of stud should have been ruined by this horrible tape) The best part was how he kept trying to kiss her but she kept turning her head away from him.

                                                                      I kind of enjoyed seeing Amy Fisher get fucked by that old creep but that's another one I never made any money off of.

                                                                      Someone mentioned Screech, but I thought that one was great. At least he was funny, and even dished out a Dirty Sanchez at one point.

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                                                                        • M0nk
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          deffinetly genne simmons and fred durst take the big prize... paris was pretty lame too...
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                                                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Martin
                                                                              Fred Durst's sex tape was more creepy then lame. No one wanted to see that 30 something hairy beer belly banging that hot chick. I had to turn it off.
                                                                              I didn't even know he has any, I don't think male sex tapes get anywhere that far as female ones, you want to see that famous hottie you see in a magazine naked, not that you want to see some kind of a beer belly seladon with a lame overworked cock.
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                                                                                • Scott McD
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by teg0
                                                                                  I'd have to say that Chyna sex tape with her penis size clit. That was a boner killer.
                                                                                  Gets my vote !

                                                                                  Her clit was bigger than my cock...


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                                                                                    • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                        • Reak AGV
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                                                                                          The mini me one sucked badly

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                                                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                                                              aside from Pammy/Tommy and KimK, I can't say that any of the others were all that good...
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                                                                                                    • John-ACWM
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                                                                                                      I would say Paris,just because she sucked

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                                                                                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                                                • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BrainPat
                                                                                                                  Britney Spears= Can't wait a non fake one shows up.
                                                                                                                  Won't happen anytime soon, she's coming back strong and her regular meltdowns gave her publicity more than comparable with a sex tape.

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