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seeandsee 02-09-2009 12:19 PM

new page sig spot installed :)

Intrinsic 02-09-2009 12:20 PM

1.) find links on google
2.) ???????????
3.) profit!!!!!!!1

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-09-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 15460817)
You've been here begging for money or work for over a month now, don't tell us you don't need help.

You guys are funny... I do not beg for anything.. If it appeared I was begging anywhere go back and reread... It was a joke.. It was my way of getting everyone attention so everyone knew I was back.. And it worked.. 5k views in that thread.. :pimp

Funny how just before that thread I posted a pic of 250k worth of vvs1-d diamonds on my desk and right after that thread I hired a couple of people..

Here is :2 cents: get a clue :1orglaugh



I think you are just afraid someone will take this info and become your competition.. And you know what.. I am going to extend the offer I was about to close to ten more people.. Keep talking shit and I will post the links here and you will be out of work!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-09-2009 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15460931)
You guys are funny... I do not beg for anything.. If it appeared I was begging anywhere go back and reread... It was a joke.. It was my way of getting everyone attention so everyone knew I was back.. And it worked.. 5k views in that thread.. :pimp

Funny how just before that thread I posted a pic of 250k worth of vvs1-d diamonds on my desk and right after that thread I hired a couple of people..

Here is :2 cents: get a clue :1orglaugh



I think you are just afraid someone will take this info and become your competition.. And you know what.. I am going to extend the offer I was about to close to ten more people.. Keep talking shit and I will post the links here and you will be out of work!

Cliff notes: Offer is extended to ten more people :winkwink:

dyna mo 02-09-2009 12:34 PM

so much for keeping your promise of only selling to 10 people, here's the links---------

Thanks.. Here you go... Remember, keep this info to yourself.. It have managed to stay in the inner circle of SEOist.. We do not want it spread out to thin!

http://www.google.com/webmasters/doc...rter-guide.pdf
Direct from google.. Teaches you the core basics... The beginning to being a real SEOist..

http://www.mauriziopetrone.com/blog/...lines-2007.pdf
This handbook was leaked by someone in google.. This is the guidebook for the people working in googles quality rating dept...

potter 02-09-2009 12:35 PM

pffffft hahahahaha

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-09-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 15460969)
so much for keeping your promise of only selling to 10 people, here's the links---------

Thanks.. Here you go... Remember, keep this info to yourself.. It have managed to stay in the inner circle of SEOist.. We do not want it spread out to thin!

http://www.google.com/webmasters/doc...rter-guide.pdf
Direct from google.. Teaches you the core basics... The beginning to being a real SEOist..

http://www.mauriziopetrone.com/blog/...lines-2007.pdf
This handbook was leaked by someone in google.. This is the guidebook for the people working in googles quality rating dept...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You sir are not very bright... :winkwink:

dyna mo 02-09-2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15461044)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You sir are not very bright... :winkwink:


maybe so, but i figured wtf, i can afford the few bucks to see for myself if you keep your word.

you failed.

Snake Doctor 02-09-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 15460969)
so much for keeping your promise of only selling to 10 people, here's the links---------

Thanks.. Here you go... Remember, keep this info to yourself.. It have managed to stay in the inner circle of SEOist.. We do not want it spread out to thin!

http://www.google.com/webmasters/doc...rter-guide.pdf
Direct from google.. Teaches you the core basics... The beginning to being a real SEOist..

http://www.mauriziopetrone.com/blog/...lines-2007.pdf
This handbook was leaked by someone in google.. This is the guidebook for the people working in googles quality rating dept...

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/owned...ravitowned.gif

tony286 02-09-2009 01:06 PM

it sounded like one of those late night tv infommercials

pocketkangaroo 02-09-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15459860)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HorseShit 02-09-2009 01:09 PM

Another Jon Clark FAIL

Snake Doctor 02-09-2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15461152)
Another Jon Clark FAIL

His FAIL are epic.

http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/...jihad-fail.jpg

john_63 02-09-2009 01:32 PM

this is what you get :1orglaugh

http://www.google.com/webmasters/doc...rter-guide.pdf

http://www.mauriziopetrone.com/blog/...lines-2007.pdf

Ozarkz 02-09-2009 01:35 PM

Dude are you really trying to sell something you admit is free on the internet and not written by you?

hahahaha pathetic.

woj 02-09-2009 01:41 PM

:1orglaugh

devine 02-09-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15458594)
Ok.. Here is what I am offering..

A couple of docs... Thats it.. These docs are readily available on the net, but most people do not know they are there.. And the ones that do are making so much off the information they are not telling anyone..

Why am I willing to share...? Cause I want a few honest webmasters to learn what the truth is behind SEO so they can start taking back the traffic from the tubes and torrents..

If you are interested in getting your copies send email to jon.clark(a)northcoastunited.com

I am charging $25 (epass) for the hell of it, also you also must pledge that you will not share this info with anyone outside of your company.. Except to maybe report back here info is legit!




Again.. What I am going to give you is a couple of links to docs... That is it..!

http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data...i-was-like.jpghttp://www.flippeh.de/funPics/MOAR/i...%20gorilla.jpghttp://www.funnyville.com/funny-pict...ogdentures.jpg

Jdoughs 02-09-2009 01:47 PM

So we have 3 confirmed $25 pieces judging from replies so far?

Or did we get to an 8 ball before people came to their senses?

PornMD 02-09-2009 01:49 PM

So - 2 free documents, one of them a starter SEO document, the other a "leaked" document from 2007...the perfect things to know everything about SEO in 2009!

Source of the leaked document:

http://www.jjeagle.com/images/specials/dog_peeing03.jpg

devine 02-09-2009 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15460878)
I found something for free. I'll sell it to you for $25.
Guess what, I just had 3 buyers. No, make that 5. Wow, these are coming in fast.
Quick, send me money, this is pure gold!
I was broke yesterday, today I'm a millionaire because of this and I really need your $25 for some food. I mean, cause it's gold.
oh hey, 15 buyers now and I haven't even hit submit yet!!
Hurry and get in your orders!!!

you forgot your contact info, I REALLY NEED THAT PUHLEEZ! :(

Bored 02-09-2009 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 15461419)
So - 2 free documents, one of them a starter SEO document, the other a "leaked" document from 2007...the perfect things to know everything about SEO in 2009!

Source of the leaked document:

http://www.jjeagle.com/images/specials/dog_peeing03.jpg

a leaked dog you meant?

:upsidedow

Bored 02-09-2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15460583)
My links are much better.. ;)

I still think mines better TBH :P

Gasper 02-09-2009 02:17 PM

damn man .. you must be fucking desperate

candyflip 02-09-2009 02:33 PM

So it turns out this is basically a scam. You're selling links to Google?

I know you said "I'm just selling links to the info"...but come on now, seriously.

You were trying to sell links to Google for $25 got called out and not are getting laughed at. AGAIN.

Are you going to try and play this off as a joke next? :1orglaugh

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-09-2009 02:35 PM

I have refunded everyone that except the foolish one who posted the links... This information will become useless in no time do to people abusing it now that you have exposed it to the masses here in the zoo..

This is going to work out great though.. Because the game was getting over saturated anyways.. It is time for the new phase to come in completely and all you blackhatters and people who will abuse them docs will suffer..!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-09-2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bored (Post 15461485)
I still think mines better TBH :P

For someone that has read them docs it is... ;)

Quagmire 02-09-2009 02:40 PM

http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/attention_whore.jpg
hottenlinken

candyflip 02-09-2009 02:40 PM

So in other words, you kept the money from the only person who sent it to you.

Because he busted your scam. :1orglaugh

HorseShit 02-09-2009 02:44 PM

hope you give a % to google or they will not be happy you're profiting off of something they produced

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-09-2009 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15461747)
So in other words, you kept the money from the only person who sent it to you.

Because he busted your scam. :1orglaugh

Actually.. Watch how you use that word around me.. I have never scammed anyone.. Unlike yourself..

He posted the links because I extended the offer and he was under the impression I was only selling it to ten people.. Whatever.. I had already giving it to 15 at the time.. 4x25 epass and 11x30 paypal..



There was no scam, I was real clear about what you would receive, and now that it was handed to everyone I decided to refund the other buyers because I felt it was not fair for them to have to pay for what everyone else is getting free..

I wasn't charging for the money.. I was charging to be sure whomever got it at least had the means to put it to use.., If I was trying to pull a scam and make a bunch of money I would have banged it out a few times for $500 a piece and put some sort of good pitch behind it.. lmao




BTW, feel privileged I spoke to you this time.. There will not be many, as there haven't been any replies to you lately...!

HorseShit 02-09-2009 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15461855)

I wasn't charging for the money.. I was charging to be sure whomever got it at least had the means to put it to use..,

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 02-09-2009 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15461768)
hope you give a % to google or they will not be happy you're profiting off of something they produced

Good point.

candyflip 02-09-2009 03:04 PM

I am entitled to my opinion and while you did say you were posting links. The end result seems pretty scammy to me.

Maybe I'm the only one. Who knows.

polish_aristocrat 02-09-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15460876)
thread is ridiculously funny lol

not really, just a standard Jon Clark thread

cykoe6 02-09-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15461713)
I have refunded everyone that except the foolish one who posted the links... This information will become useless in no time do to people abusing it now that you have exposed it to the masses here in the zoo..

This is going to work out great though.. Because the game was getting over saturated anyways.. It is time for the new phase to come in completely and all you blackhatters and people who will abuse them docs will suffer..!

Very impressive. With this post you have now officially entered the fabled and very difficult to achieve "Pussyserver Zone" of delusional psychosis. I stand back in awe. :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 02-09-2009 03:18 PM

http://www.xxx-auctions-xxx.com/customerpics/dicken.jpg

Snake Doctor 02-09-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15461747)
So in other words, you kept the money from the only person who sent it to you.

Because he busted your scam. :1orglaugh

That seems to be pretty much it.

But hey, $25 is probably a pretty good day for him.

gadabout 02-09-2009 03:29 PM

This can't be serious. Those documents have been around everywhere. There is nothing special or even close to new about them.

polish_aristocrat 02-09-2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadabout (Post 15462089)
This can't be serious.

I'm afraid it is...

candyflip 02-09-2009 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadabout (Post 15462089)
This can't be serious.

Yes. Serious business, repackaged and resold by Jon Clark as FAIL.

InternetIsForPorn 02-09-2009 03:52 PM

I actually finished my ebook complete seo guide just yesterday - over 400 pages - but damn, this guy is selling... link to Google? For $25?

I'm giving away review copies of what I spent months on for $20, and the ebook will retail for $70 (print and online).

dyna mo 02-09-2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15461713)
I have refunded everyone that except the foolish one who posted the links...

is that a fact?:upsidedow

jmcb420 02-09-2009 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadabout (Post 15462089)
This can't be serious. Those documents have been around everywhere. There is nothing special or even close to new about them.

Sure there is. E-pass me $25 and i'll tell you what it is.:1orglaugh

dyna mo 02-09-2009 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 15462229)
I'm giving away review copies of what I spent months on for $20, .

i would like a copy.

candyflip 02-09-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 15462252)
is that a fact?:upsidedow

Considering he's more than likely the ONLY one who actually paid. Yeah...probably a fact.

dyna mo 02-09-2009 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15462290)
Considering he's more than likely the ONLY one who actually paid. Yeah...probably a fact.

he=me :winkwink:

candyflip 02-09-2009 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 15462297)
he=me :winkwink:

Do you feel like you were scammed?

I figured links to download some ebooks, not a fucking link to some info on Google.

To me that says scam. My opinion.

pocketkangaroo 02-09-2009 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 15461855)
Actually.. Watch how you use that word around me.. I have never scammed anyone.. Unlike yourself..

https://gfy.com/15336821-post22.html

spacedog 02-09-2009 04:21 PM

Told you so :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BITCH! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 02-09-2009 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15462347)
Do you feel like you were scammed?

I figured links to download some ebooks, not a fucking link to some info on Google.

To me that says scam. My opinion.

he said in the beginning that they were links, so in that regard, i'm fine. but he also mentioned later that there were only 5 left, then 3 left for sale. that's when i figured i have no prob sending a few bucks over and snagging one of the last ones. and i figured this would be a good opportunity for me to see for myself if this guy is a stand-up guy.

so when he extended the offer to 10 more people, i didn't feel like he had honored his side of the deal terms.


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