1) Legalize marijuana.
2) Legalize prostitution.
3) Legalize gambling nationwide.
Tax all 3 of them, regulate them, make it available in every state in every city and kiss our economic woes good-bye.
Not only would US citizens POUR money into these new government income streams but people would flock from around the world to smoke our weed, fuck our whores and bet it all on black.
We would be out of debt in no time and our country would be swimming in cash. The economy would be stimulated with all the hookers spending all their money (we all know strippers and whores can't hold onto cash) and the snack, fast food and hospitality industries would shoot through the roof creating new jobs which would in turn pour more money back into the economy.
New jobs working at the casinos! New jobs in construction jobs to build the new casinos and brothels! Jobs for women who want to earn extra cash selling their ass! Jobs for gay guys who want to earn extra cash selling their ass! Jobs for straight men who don't mind sucking a little cock to make a few extra bucks! Security jobs to keep an eye on the gamblers and Johns. Hotels would spring up around the casinos as well as more shopping plazas and malls. Entertainment would BOOM! And... and... think of the cleaning jobs!!!! My god, we could put all these Mexicans to work finally! It's virtually endless the amount of jobs this would create! It would be impossible for this to fail.
Problem $olved.
Thank me later.
2) Legalize prostitution.
3) Legalize gambling nationwide.
Tax all 3 of them, regulate them, make it available in every state in every city and kiss our economic woes good-bye.
Not only would US citizens POUR money into these new government income streams but people would flock from around the world to smoke our weed, fuck our whores and bet it all on black.
We would be out of debt in no time and our country would be swimming in cash. The economy would be stimulated with all the hookers spending all their money (we all know strippers and whores can't hold onto cash) and the snack, fast food and hospitality industries would shoot through the roof creating new jobs which would in turn pour more money back into the economy.
New jobs working at the casinos! New jobs in construction jobs to build the new casinos and brothels! Jobs for women who want to earn extra cash selling their ass! Jobs for gay guys who want to earn extra cash selling their ass! Jobs for straight men who don't mind sucking a little cock to make a few extra bucks! Security jobs to keep an eye on the gamblers and Johns. Hotels would spring up around the casinos as well as more shopping plazas and malls. Entertainment would BOOM! And... and... think of the cleaning jobs!!!! My god, we could put all these Mexicans to work finally! It's virtually endless the amount of jobs this would create! It would be impossible for this to fail.
Problem $olved.
Thank me later.
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