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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-08-2009 06:33 PM

Well good luck man.

Start making a list of people that would want to see you dead.
SHorten the list by the people that would know how to kill you and consider the ones that would prolly not have much of an idea how.

Ex Wife?

LOL

Anyways OK, sorry and good luck bud, that is pretty fucken unusual.

Danny B 02-08-2009 06:34 PM

Glad you're ok. Please keep us posted regarding the cause and MB reaction.

AdPatron 02-08-2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15457649)
bullshit!

Ok, you tell me what happened.

DarkJedi 02-08-2009 06:40 PM

Maybe the battery blew up?

Juicy D. Links 02-08-2009 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15457677)
Maybe the battery blew up?

the battery isnt under the hood in that model class

Lamis 02-08-2009 07:08 PM

well.. the good part is that u have a mercedes...

i really wonder how people still can buy those cars, when they work in this business... profits going down each and every month... seriously wonder if they are working in this biz or in other...

jimmy-3-way 02-08-2009 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 15454268)
My new Mercedes exploded tonight while I was at best buy. Here are the photos from my iphone. I was inside when it happened, so I didn't see what exactly happened. From what people said, I missed a show.

I'm putting my money on movie location shoot.

DefaultMan 02-08-2009 07:29 PM

Holy fucking shit that's crazy! Glad you weren't in it when it decided to explode.

AdPatron 02-08-2009 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15457652)
Anyways OK, sorry and good luck bud, that is pretty fucken unusual.


Go that right. I've seen other people's cars start on fire, but nothing like this.

Young 02-08-2009 07:33 PM

New to you is what you probably meant to say.

Judging by the non pointed grill and front spoiler that looks like its an 03-05

jimmy-3-way 02-08-2009 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young (Post 15457846)
New to you is what you probably meant to say.

Judging by the non pointed grill and front spoiler that looks like its an 03-05

Thou fail-est at thy sarcasm:

2008 E Class.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...3351990006.jpg

riddler 02-08-2009 09:52 PM

umm a car doesnt blow up not started, even a battery exploding wouldnt do that, im calling bullshit either way.

AtlantisCash 02-08-2009 10:14 PM

Just Scary, Thank GOD You're ok Man, remove all the cars and switch to Bikes, world will be more peaceful probabely ;)

Keep us updated and Pls let us know How this worked out for You.

applebee 02-08-2009 10:46 PM

If it's real, I would guess it's the battery which exploded. They can generate a huge velocity if the core blows out, and it would be in a single direction since mostly just the core is getting ejected. :2 cents:

Lester Burnham 02-08-2009 11:02 PM

What's the model and year? It looks like a late model E-Series. I drive an 08 E63 AMG, so I'm curious about this. E500?

Vox 02-08-2009 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by applebee (Post 15458295)
If it's real, I would guess it's the battery which exploded. They can generate a huge velocity if the core blows out, and it would be in a single direction since mostly just the core is getting ejected. :2 cents:

No way is there enough force to do that kind of damage. I had a battery blow up on my motorcycle when I went to start it up. The only outcome was one large exploding sound and plastic from the case being scattered.
I wasn't injured and the bike was still fine.

Fucksakes 02-08-2009 11:37 PM

ok I searched everywhere for exploded hoods, car bombs, even videos of bombs in hoods, pics of batteries exploded.. nothing comes close to what happened to your car. there were cars with nothing left underneath and still the hood still in one piece in the air.

again I say bullshit,, or your the first

Mike* 02-08-2009 11:48 PM

thats fuked up lol

keep us updated with what happens

HouseHead 02-08-2009 11:51 PM

the E-classes are fire

Mutt 02-08-2009 11:59 PM

something is very strange here - the police haven't contacted you yet? a car explosion doesn't seem like something that would be treated so lightly. you'd think they'd want to interview the owner of the car. police didn't come and collect any evidence. that very well could be a crime scene.

that would have killed you and others had it happened on a freeway.

com3 02-09-2009 01:09 AM

good gawd! wtf?!

WeirdHomer 02-09-2009 02:29 AM

What could have happened is that there was an explosion as a results of a fire, not the cause of it.

If the engine would have a small fire, the heat would weaken the hood and a small explosion as a results of that same fire could have ripped the hood open. I'm putting my money on that scenario.

digitaldivas 02-09-2009 02:32 AM

Shit... I got an '02 E320, I'm sure that won't be covered in your service b plan. That sucks man.

digitaldivas 02-09-2009 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 15457856)
Thou fail-est at thy sarcasm:

2008 E Class.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...3351990006.jpg

Yeah, the AMG version is hot. I wanted to upgrade... maybe i'll wait for a bit :thumbsup

mynameisjim 02-09-2009 02:55 AM

Did the engine catch fire and the Fire Dept. axed the hood open to spray it?

If the car blew up with enough force to shred that hood, you would have heard it inside the store.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-09-2009 03:23 AM

the gfy scienctists are hard at work on this one :1orglaugh

bobby666 02-09-2009 03:46 AM

seems as if you have at least one enemy

BigRod 02-09-2009 03:56 AM

Fuck bad week for vehicles, my Hummer blew up earlier in the week :(

Sam Granger 02-09-2009 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15458863)
Did the engine catch fire and the Fire Dept. axed the hood open to spray it?

If the car blew up with enough force to shred that hood, you would have heard it inside the store.

http://www.belltowner.com/images/mythbusters.jpg

tranza 02-09-2009 06:20 AM

What the fuck happened there??

stickyfingerz 02-09-2009 06:54 AM

Ok who wants the easy explanation? Fuel lines run right under the intake manifold which is covered by a plastic engine shield. So you get a leak in the fuel line that is more spraying vapor than liquid. Cars get hotter AFTER they are shut off. Fuel vapor hits the hot manifold and lights. The hoods on those Mercedes are nearly sealed when shut.

Vapor + ignition + plus sealed hood makes the hood pop open like a jiffy popcorn container.

Go dump some gas in a coffee can, put the lid on shake it around till vapor gets going, have a small hole in the can, throw a light at the can near the hole. Kaboom.

Battery COULD blow up and dent the top of the hood (if it was under the hood that is) but unlikely it would do that much damage. This is fuel vapor plus sealed space, plus ignition boom! I think that is very likely what happened here. :2 cents:

Serial Pervert 02-09-2009 06:57 AM

damn..:Oh crap

dav3 02-09-2009 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15459471)
Ok who wants the easy explanation? Fuel lines run right under the intake manifold which is covered by a plastic engine shield. So you get a leak in the fuel line that is more spraying vapor than liquid. Cars get hotter AFTER they are shut off. Fuel vapor hits the hot manifold and lights. The hoods on those Mercedes are nearly sealed when shut.

Vapor + ignition + plus sealed hood makes the hood pop open like a jiffy popcorn container.

Go dump some gas in a coffee can, put the lid on shake it around till vapor gets going, have a small hole in the can, throw a light at the can near the hole. Kaboom.

Battery COULD blow up and dent the top of the hood (if it was under the hood that is) but unlikely it would do that much damage. This is fuel vapor plus sealed space, plus ignition boom! I think that is very likely what happened here. :2 cents:

Some one planting a bomb under the hood is much more exciting and capable of generating extra thread views though.

stickyfingerz 02-09-2009 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15459490)
Some one planting a bomb under the hood is much more exciting and capable of generating extra thread views though.

That and its more fun to yell PHOTOSHOPPED lol

XX_RydeR 02-09-2009 07:35 AM

Damn that is seriously some scary shit. Lucky for you, you were not in it.

RobertD 02-09-2009 07:42 AM

I call BS.

Juicy D. Links 02-09-2009 07:51 AM

guys the battery is not under the hood <<<<<<<<<<<

Juicy D. Links 02-09-2009 07:53 AM

the battery is in the TRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1BB 02-09-2009 10:09 AM

Omg!!! :s

k0nr4d 02-09-2009 01:18 PM

There's a simple explaination for this. Probably there was a leaking fuel injector, or fuel line, or the rail for the injectors or something, made a puddle of gasoline somewhere which igniting from the heat of the headers or shorted out something electrical...

PersianKitty 02-09-2009 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15459692)
the battery is in the TRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew you had junk in the trunk!

Shok 02-09-2009 02:28 PM

maybe there was a fire under the hood and the fire department axed it and peeled back the metal to put the fire out

seems like what happened there

Juicy D. Links 02-09-2009 03:17 PM

someone jammed M90;s in there

DutchTeenCash 02-09-2009 03:21 PM

wow

something went wrong for sure seems like some gas got stuck and got sparked and exploded the whole engine

never ever seen something like this

Sid70 02-09-2009 03:37 PM

fucken petrol + nitro = fucked.

Shok 02-09-2009 03:39 PM

nitro?

who fucking runs nitro in their MB

you people are fucking weird

farkedup 02-09-2009 03:41 PM

told you not to borrow money from that guy

AdPatron 02-09-2009 04:17 PM

Ok, I'm back. No clear answer just looking at the car, but the best guess they say is that a fire started and then caused something else to combust. I don't know enough about engines, makes me wish I did so I could understand all that they said. They did offer me a replacement right on the spot, but I'm going to wait a few days, talk to a few people.

530media 02-09-2009 04:31 PM

http://regex.info/exif.cgi?url=http%...tos%2Fcar1.jpg

EXIF checks out..

goldfish 02-09-2009 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 15462366)
Ok, I'm back. No clear answer just looking at the car, but the best guess they say is that a fire started and then caused something else to combust. I don't know enough about engines, makes me wish I did so I could understand all that they said. They did offer me a replacement right on the spot, but I'm going to wait a few days, talk to a few people.

So what exactly did they say? There are quite a few gearheads around here, we can explain it in english.


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