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who 02-07-2009 03:54 PM

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Ozarkz 02-07-2009 03:55 PM

I've been in my house being robbed by multiple people and did nothing so major props to you for actually getting on the phone and calling for help.

papill0n 02-07-2009 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluemoney (Post 15451256)
Lucky for her it wasn't my house or she would deal with "Stella" (.357 Magnum)

LOL the shit people speak.

papill0n 02-07-2009 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15451600)
I honestly think I'd have shot through the door if I had a gun.
I was that frightened.
I've never been a necon gun lover.. but am considering getting licensed now.

I've never been this terrified in my life.

I definitely wouldn't have been hiding under all the dirty clothes in my master closet, scared to death.. if I'd have had a gun...

What would have the gun done for you? You shoot and kill a drunk woman who is so wasted she has no idea what she is doing or where she is. You then spend the rest of your life knowing you have killed someone and probably end up a basket case scared far more deeply then someone rattling your door handle.

After Shock Media 02-07-2009 04:15 PM

I gather that you are a damn deep sleeper.
Of all things that woke you up, it was the barking small dog and not something slamming into your house.

At times I wish I could sleep like that. For me if a mouse farts in the kitchen I will wake up in the bedroom.

jmcb420 02-07-2009 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15452785)
Fact is there will always be tons of people who aren't educated in using guns and therefore there will always be more accidents with guns than those guns actually being used for self protection in your house and therefore more guns = more danger for everyone. I'm happy i don't live where you live. No matter what the next big ass reply of yours is: 100 people with guns are for self protection is way more likely to go wrong than 100 people without guns for self protection.

Yeah, im sorry I wrote you a book. Here's my next one. I agree, alot of stupid fucks have guns. Yes, accidents will likely be more predominant then not, but not in my house. On the danger side, if you mean harm to me then yes, there is danger in it for you. I wouldnt want to live where I live if I were you either, i'm in bum fucked broke town..

You and I do not disagree on alot of your points. Like I said, alot of people should not own guns. Those that do have a responsibility to educate. Thats all i'm saying....:2 cents:

Pornopat 02-07-2009 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15452815)
I know how you feel hun. I had one of my creepy neighbors walk into my living room while I had naked webcam girls here working. He didn't do any property damage but me and the girls were still terrified and I was PISSED at my dog for not biting him.
My bf woulda shot him if he were here fo sho!
I can't believe the cops and the gusy in this thread trying to stick up for the drunk bitch. SHE'S lucky all she crashed into was your house and didn't kill anyone! I say press all of the charges you can!!!

Nobody stood up for the drunk bitch. The topic changed to guncontrol.
Your inability to analyse keeps amazing me.

PSSuperstars 02-07-2009 05:08 PM

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...7224b1e781.jpg
Wall damage

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...815a880728.jpg

The garage damage

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...98d58b8e2e.jpg
The scrape marks on the driveway.

The pallet of bricks used to be directly behind the door... Like you'd open the door and see three levels of landscapin bricks stacked high.. It is now in the back of the garage splayed about 10 feet either way...

WiredGuy 02-07-2009 05:19 PM

You didn't wake up from the impact/crash? Wow, you must be a deep sleeper. Glad you weren't hurt and hopefully the cops nail this girl for the damage.
WG

PSSuperstars 02-07-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15453411)
You didn't wake up from the impact/crash? Wow, you must be a deep sleeper. Glad you weren't hurt and hopefully the cops nail this girl for the damage.
WG

The house is like 90 ft long.. with the Master Bedroom directly in the back... It's a single story built like the old timey shell houses... and nope, didn't hear the crash. My dogs have two barks.. the "OMg someone is OUTside the house and looks suspicious bark.."
and the..
"OMG wtf is that noise or person who is in the house" bark..
When I heard that in my sleep.. I instantly knew something was wrong.

I will be putting the two little shih tzus who ran and hid up for adoption.. keeping the one who kept attacking her... and getting a Rottweiler (4 dogs is too many).. Hubby's had rotties before... so we'll be going that route... and possibly a taser gun.

The more I talk to people.. the more I'm finding out the initial responders completely botched their job.. with not doing an accident report.. and with only getting her for criminal trespass...

I hate to be one of those white trash people that like call the news or whatever... but if the LT doesn't end up tacking on other charges when I call to complain on Monday... I will be going to the media about it. What if I'd have had children? What if there were no bricks.. and my theater room had been a nursery? If she'd have hit my neighbors house.. they'd have killed 1000s of dollars worth of show dogs...

I think because she looked like backwoods, redneck, blowjob for money stripper type... they're giving her an easy pass.

spunky99 02-07-2009 07:13 PM

i hope yer kidding bout putting your dogs up for adoption for that reason.. you shouldnt be allowed any pets in that case..

have u heard of locking your doors and an alarm system? i cant believe you didnt have an alarm system on considering your scared of a phone sex customer breaking it..

Dez 02-07-2009 07:17 PM

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AaliyahLove 02-07-2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 15453246)
Nobody stood up for the drunk bitch. The topic changed to guncontrol.
Your inability to analyse keeps amazing me.

I'm glad you find me amazing , thanx hun ;)

Pornopat 02-07-2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15453694)
I'm glad you find me amazing , thanx hun ;)

You are welcome. Say hello to the boyfriend. He is a cool guy.
:)

PSSuperstars 02-07-2009 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky99 (Post 15453580)
i hope yer kidding bout putting your dogs up for adoption for that reason.. you shouldnt be allowed any pets in that case..

have u heard of locking your doors and an alarm system? i cant believe you didnt have an alarm system on considering your scared of a phone sex customer breaking it..

So I should just have 4 dogs? Get a big one, add another... just so I can feel safe? I was half joking, but kinda offended you'd come in and be this assy in the thread.... We don't have kids. My shih tzus are my life.. had them all since I moved out and went to college... I could NEVER give them up.. but in the heat of the moment, a Rottweiler sounds like a better choice..

And almost every person I've talked to today about this.. admits to not locking the door from the house to the garage..

But thanks for being such a friendly person... thanks for the 1:2000 ratio too. Good thing there are assloads of other teensites out there. Granted my traffic was never that hot but it also wasn't russian, chinese, and middle eastern.... your amazing sympathy + that was just asshattish.

spunky99 02-08-2009 01:07 AM

i felt sorry for you up until you said u'd get rid of 2 of your dogs.. because they didnt attack at the person who broke into your house through an unlocked door.. so if you arent gonna do then fine but thats not fair that u punish them for your mistake.. where i grew up we never had to lock the door but we were still taught too.. and always have an alarm system.. a 10$ door alarm would have scared her off and you wouldnt have been so freaked out.

and if your ratio isnt very good try hitting up myself or punker and we can see where to help you.

JD 02-08-2009 04:08 AM

i'm sorry but if someone breaks into my house drunk or not I'm calling 911 then shooting them if they don't leave after my announcing the presence of a gun. I'm not going to sneak up on someone or shoot through a door but god damn there's too many fucked up ppl out there to think "oh but what if they're _ _ _ _ _ _" fuck them they're in MY house and therefor getting popped.

and for all the haters yes, i'm an american. fuck you very much :)

edit: get a damn dead bolt on your door!

GregE 02-08-2009 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15452328)
did you slap her buttocks ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm thinking maybe that question would be better addressed to the first group of cops who arrived on the scene :pimp

PSSuperstars 02-08-2009 02:06 PM

assuming it's the lady and not just another lady with the same name.. there are two prior duis in her past... I'm actually working with a local reporter at the moment to find out possibly if she maybe told them, "look this is my 3rd DUI...." and tried to get out of it.

We'll see what happens. I call the Lt. tomorrow.

MaDalton 02-08-2009 02:21 PM

parking is not her strong point

or she'll claim that the breaks did not work and sue the car manufacturer

PSSuperstars 02-08-2009 04:24 PM

So I have the official spelling of her name...
so I background checked her.
Age 37.
Home value: $6,900
3 marriages
5 kids.
1 grand child.


It's not looking good in the, "she has insurance" department.

dial 02-08-2009 04:30 PM

I got to "shih tzu" and couldn't read anymore

what type of person has that type of dog?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xsmMry8awD...vM/s400/15.jpg

PSSuperstars 02-08-2009 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dial (Post 15457309)
I got to "shih tzu" and couldn't read anymore

what type of person has that type of dog?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xsmMry8awD...vM/s400/15.jpg

bite me.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...d1467518b1.jpg

he's my baby ;)

Ethersync 02-08-2009 04:38 PM

How did you not hear her car crashing through your garage?

The first cop simply did not want to do paperwork. Probably the end of his shift.

Scary story. Glad you're OK...

dial 02-08-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15457316)

please say you are a woman

GregE 02-08-2009 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15457295)
So I have the official spelling of her name...
so I background checked her.
Age 37.
Home value: $6,900
3 marriages
5 kids.
1 grand child.


It's not looking good in the, "she has insurance" department.

Depends on how recently she renewed her auto registration. You need auto insurance to do that.

Well, to do so legally anyway.

Deadbeats, oftentimes, will buy insurance so they can get new tags and registration and then stop making the payments.

ExLust 02-08-2009 05:22 PM

That was crazy. Good to hear that you're okay.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 15452723)
was your front door not locked ?

:2 cents:

halfpint 02-08-2009 05:30 PM

damm there is some strange stuff going on just lately....First you with this deranged woman and then Joes car explodes :Oh crap

CaptainHowdy 02-08-2009 05:33 PM

I'm here for the pics...

PSSuperstars 02-13-2009 08:09 AM

Insurance adjuster just shows up.. and discovers that the brick is hooved down beneath the landscaping line... so she fucked up the outside structure... then he pulled away from sheetrock and saw that she moved the water line, gas, and electrical lines incoming into the house...

tranza 02-13-2009 08:37 AM

Damn, she gave you some serious damages! That's fucked up...

DrChango 02-13-2009 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluemoney (Post 15451256)
Lucky for her it wasn't my house or she would deal with "Stella" (.357 Magnum)

She would have dealt with my cat. My cat does not fuck around. Mauled my ex-girlfriend (which is okay, cuz she was a creepy stalker)


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