A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.
The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.
I can only assume at this point that she agreed.
She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:
"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."
He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.
It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.
Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?
The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.
I can only assume at this point that she agreed.
She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:
"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."
He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.
It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.
Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?
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