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Old 02-05-2009, 08:56 PM   #1
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fuck my life......

http://www.fmylife.com/

Just found this.... you can see if your life is more fucked than others and you can vote on it!!!

I am sure alot of gfyers can post some great stories on there!!
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:59 PM   #2
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Some of those were hilarious
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:30 AM   #3
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life hurts....sometimes
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:38 AM   #4
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is this a new niche.
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:03 AM   #5
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Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
haha omfg...
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:12 AM   #6
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ah man, i was gonna tell you to DO IT!! but this thread didnt deliver.
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:07 AM   #7
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Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name “Mom” is right next to “Mike” in my contacts list. FML

ha!
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:43 AM   #8
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OMG, there is some fucking funny shit there.
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:33 AM   #9
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ha! priceless moments
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:34 AM   #10
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Nice idea. I'm definitely taking it
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:39 AM   #11
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That's a good idea, and I don't say that a lot.
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:41 AM   #12
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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:42 AM   #13
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him having sex with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:47 AM   #14
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The site is bullshit.

All of the entries are made up trolls.
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:25 AM   #15
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The site is bullshit.

All of the entries are made up trolls.
but they are funnnny trolls!
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:37 AM   #16
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ah man, i was gonna tell you to DO IT!! but this thread didnt deliver.
Naw life is good!!
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:37 AM   #17
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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
Oldie, but goodie.
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:41 AM   #18
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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:49 AM   #19
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Great site, definitely makes me feel a lot better about some of the shit i have done!
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:00 AM   #20
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some great entries on there. I don't care whether they're made up or not
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:03 AM   #21
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haha omfg...
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:03 AM   #22
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:29 AM   #23
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Can't believe you guys like that site....

I know the guy that build and runs it, I didn't think it would ever be a success.

Stories are for the most part made up and honestly thought it was boring as fuck.
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:35 AM   #24
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Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. We've been together for three months. Two years before we began dating I received a confirmed successful vasectomy that she doesn't know about yet.
Oops...
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:04 AM   #25
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"Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML"

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOL'D
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:47 AM   #26
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That's funny,gave it a bookmark
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:15 PM   #27
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"Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML"

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOL'D
damn!!!
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