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tranza 02-03-2009 05:35 AM

Yea, "Diary of a Loser" and "How to be loser in 7 steps: For dummies".

ExLust 02-03-2009 06:04 AM

Author Solutions Inc.

HorseShit 02-03-2009 07:08 AM

I'll have to ask my author friends

slapass 02-03-2009 07:37 AM

My friend just wrote a book. He did it through Author House. It is in the big online stores.
http://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-That-...71797&sr= 8-1

Very friendly person if you want details. You can contact him through www.jimburmeister.com

oceania 02-03-2009 11:05 AM

hi email me if you want a professional behind you -
i have a friend that helps writers get their work ready for agents and getting published she has been both self published and with agent/contract...

she has edited several books too
her credentials are all mainstream

SoloGirlsContent 02-03-2009 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 15428094)
Damn man, I used to love that book. It's probably been since 2000 that I collected, but I loved that series. I'd have to dig through all my old boxes since my ex was also really into that title and she took a bunch with her, but I bet I have a ton of your books...:thumbsup

damn ..thanks man.. it makes me feel good to hear that

quantum-x 02-03-2009 11:49 AM

http://www.lulu.com/

Everything from publishing to selling. It's like the cafe press of books.

HorseShit 02-03-2009 12:00 PM

guy that founded lulu was also the founder of Redhat Linux

Peaches 02-03-2009 12:05 PM

One of my best friends just published a book. It took her several years to find a publisher and it was in editing for another 9 months - 1 year. She's in the entertainment biz with a small syndicated TV show and already had an agent so I'm sure that helped. It comes out this month and she'll be touring bookstores. She better give me an autographed copy ;)

Another guy I know published about 2 years ago and it took him 3+ years from start to finish.

Self publishing is easy, but then you have to find buyers. If you look at Amazon and see all the books that are under the top 500 you see that while a LOT of books can get published, that doesn't mean a lot are going to sell.

spacedog 02-03-2009 12:08 PM

While I never had a book published, I have several short works published in newspapers, anthologies, compilations and magazines.

At one point in my life, my goal was to have a series of horror novels published, however, the house burned down and I lost all my manuscripts.

I was a member to Writers Guild of America and I HIGHLY RECOMMEND you take advantage of the resources they offer and also get the must have book for any writer, the Writer's Guide to Editors and Publishers.

Davy 02-03-2009 12:16 PM

There are print-on-demand services that let you publish your book in a very low volume.
You don't need editors in the era of web 2.0.

WebairGerard 02-03-2009 12:24 PM

good post Kane. good luck with the book! :thumbsup

Antonio 02-03-2009 01:13 PM

wrote one last year, sold 9000 copies on GFY alone

http://www.6dicksunder.com/hl/book.jpg

pornguy 02-03-2009 01:16 PM

Sadly the next Great America Novel will be sent back as not worth it..

DONT SEND TO COMPANIES that want you to pay a reading fee.

kane 02-03-2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15428832)
RRRED,

I worked on a book called "Heverly" I shot 17 of the 22 images for the book. It was a children's book written by an ex-ex-boss when I was still in FX. I was pretty much with him since the beginning.


People are telling you to write the book first, blah blah blah... bullshit.

What my boss did was shot the cover picture (it's an elf riding on the back of a dragon fly) The dragonfly was like 18" long, but you're supposed to think it's a regular dragonfly... whatever, you get the idea.

Ok, so he shot the cover image, and wrote a few chapters of the story. He opened it with a little bit of a back story that was intended for the publisher to get an understanding of the story, then he kicks in with the 'sample chapters' the whole thing was like 4 or 5 pages, and he had that bound with a cheap plastic spiral binding from kinkos of all places.

It didn't matter, he knew that once they saw the imagery and the writing they'd either buy it or not. They knew they cover and the binding and all the half-assed shit was just to give the publisher an idea of what it was going to look like. It was just a mock-up.

So he sent it out to a few publishers, and sure enough one picked it up and bought the rights to distribute.

Since he wasn't sure if anyone would buy he didn't invest any $$$ into creating the other scenes. Once it was purchased, we built all these bad ass sets, and I was able to shoot some really cool imagery for it. He and I both pulled all nighters working on photoshop to really make it a cool little book.

His main problems.
1) he wasn't willing to go out an promote it.
2) he didn't know his target audience. The subject matter is geared towards a young adult, but the imagery is more for younger kids. And even though there are 22 images in the book, it's pretty text heavy for little kids. So he kinda missed the target audience.

The publishers set him up with a co-writter to help target the audience, he refused their offer. Also, the editors were able to coach him along in the writting.

So before you go off and write a whole fucking book, send out the storyline with some sample chapters of your writing to as many publishers as you can. No one is going to read the whole book anyway. They just want to see if the book is saleable, and if it is, they'll buy it.

Think of it as promoting a site that's not 100% ready. You put a girl out there to see if anyone bites. If they do, you move forward with a full launch. If not, you find another girl and move on.

If you are writing specific non-fiction, trade books or kids books this is true. If you are writing a novel nobody will waste their time with you unless you either have a track record of sales or a finished book. You can self publish or you might be able to find a small publisher that will work with you if you just write a couple of chapters but without an agent you will not have access to any major publisher and those agents won't sign you without seeing a completed work.

But, like I said, if you are writing for a small market, certain types of non-fiction or short kid's books you can get started without an agent or a finished product.

kane 02-03-2009 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15431503)
Sadly the next Great America Novel will be sent back as not worth it..

DONT SEND TO COMPANIES that want you to pay a reading fee.


Yep, this is true. If they are legit they will read it for free.

RRRED 02-03-2009 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 15431471)
wrote one last year, sold 9000 copies on GFY alone

http://www.6dicksunder.com/hl/book.jpg


LOL!! I love it. :1orglaugh

justinsain 02-03-2009 05:15 PM

Lots of great advice in here :thumbsup

I'd like to know what's the legality of writing a book about real people and their real events and involving them in fictional events.

SDSimon 02-03-2009 05:55 PM

Hi RRRED:)

"Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!"

Need I say more?

Hugs a bunch sweetheart :)

RRRED 02-03-2009 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDSimon (Post 15433727)
Hi RRRED:)

"Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!"

Need I say more?

Hugs a bunch sweetheart :)

The greatest treat of this thread. You made me well up for a sec there. It is amazing and wonderful to see you. I hope life is treating you good.

Wow talk about a blast from the past. I have repeated your quote to my kids for the past 10 years at least. I wonder how many other webmasters have passed on your widsom.

SDSimon 02-04-2009 01:35 PM

Hi RRRED :)

Life is treating me very well, thanks for asking. I have made it through two heart attacks and was able to do internet work while I was still in the Hospital. :) What a great job this has been for me.

Looks like you are doing well. This makes me feel even better. :)

>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

Hugs a bunch Love

RRRED 02-04-2009 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDSimon (Post 15438575)
Hi RRRED :)

Life is treating me very well, thanks for asking. I have made it through two heart attacks and was able to do internet work while I was still in the Hospital. :) What a great job this has been for me.

Looks like you are doing well. This makes me feel even better. :)

>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

Hugs a bunch Love

Wow, two heart attacks??? And in the hospital doing work. Funny. The lengths we go, eh? Holy cow that must've been scary. My daughters dad had a pretty dangerous time this summer with his open heart surgery. Only 37 years old. It was sad.

Your heart gonna do ok? Take very very good care of yourself. That is your battery, you know!


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