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  • Axzar
    Random Jackass
    • Feb 2003
    • 1837

    #1

    If you were President?

    What one thing would you do first?
  • BusterBunny
    perverted justice decoy
    • Aug 2005
    • 19291

    #2
    i'd pardon emphanger emil
    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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    • Malicious Biz
      So Fucking Banned
      • Mar 2005
      • 4575

      #3
      Rip up the constitution.
      Install myself as dictator of the new neo-communist government.
      imprison all those who defy me.

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      • After Shock Media
        It's coming look busy
        • Mar 2001
        • 35299

        #4
        I would pardon a bunch of people, then I would resign.
        That job sucks your soul and ages you.

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        • Poindexterity
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2008
          • 882

          #5
          dammit, i still can't figure out how to embed videos...


          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuRHHOMQfo
          no sig

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          • The Duck
            Adult Content Provider
            • May 2005
            • 18243

            #6
            Stop all wars, legalize all mind altering substances and destroy the military industrial complex.
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            • Vick!
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 6882

              #7
              Let Israel and Arabs resolve their issues themselves, until one of them is vanished or they learn to live with peace.

              Get the hell out of money draining wars.
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              • tony299
                lurker
                • Aug 2002
                • 57021

                #8
                make all credit interest tax deductible

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                • John-ACWM
                  Work Work Work
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 20060

                  #9
                  I'd try to get a hold of Superman

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                  • onwebcam
                    Fake Nick 1.0
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 27689

                    #10
                    Create a sound monetary system. It would take many steps. I would start by creating a new cost of living inflated currency which would be used to pay off the National debt. This money and whatever else is need is placed in the banks to bring them up to full reserve. Eliminate fractional reserve banking. All banks nationalized and current owners/shareholders compensated for their shares. Wipe everyone's slate clean of any bad debt related to loan defaults or banking charges. Restart all loans at a fixed interest rate across the board to fund banking operations. Close down the Federal Reserve board and the IRS. Set a fixed national sales tax and import tax. Financial problems solved. Then I would begin prosecutions and public hangings.
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                    • _Richard_
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30991

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kandah
                      Stop all wars, legalize all mind altering substances and destroy the military industrial complex.
                      but that's the ace in the hole!

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133986

                        #12
                        Legalize the reefer

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                        • kane
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 20684

                          #13
                          I'd bang two chicks at the same time. . .I think if I were president I could hook that up.

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                          • $5 submissions
                            I help you SUCCEED
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32195

                            #14
                            Too many to list

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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75733

                              #15
                              Make pot legal and then tax it.

                              Then outlaw the mortgage companies.
                              Herschel Savage
                              Brooklyn, NY

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                              • tranza
                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 57559

                                #16
                                Maybe stop the wars...
                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                • MindWaste
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 3662

                                  #17
                                  I groap the vice prez then move to cuba... being im not gay and i just groaped a dude Id need some young little cabana boys.... I mean oh ya.. what ever .. lol.
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                                  • HorseShit
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 17513

                                    #18
                                    give the porn industry a nice big bail out

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                                    • Ethersync
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 5289

                                      #19
                                      Off the top of my head...
                                      • Stop bailouts and let these banks fail.
                                      • Setup 10 new national banks. Fund them with money earmarked for bailouts. Clean balance sheets and ready and able to lend. IPO them and put them on a path to being private entities.
                                      • Issue and alternative gold backed currency that the Federal Reserve does not control.
                                      • Legalize hemp production.
                                      • Immediately stop corn farming subsidies. (Good bye HFCS)
                                      • Immediately end import tariffs on sugar. (Good bye HFCS)
                                      • Pardon non-violent drug offenders.
                                      • Castrate the DEA.
                                      • Start a plan to shut down a huge number of the military bases we have around the world. This would have to be handled with care though because of the current economy and bringing home soldiers will mean they will need jobs and timing is tough for that.
                                      • Sign an executive order that requires all members of the house and senate to completely read and understand legislation they are signing. They must declare this under oath.


                                      That would be just to start...
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                                      • Scott McD
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 67798

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Axzar
                                        What one thing would you do first?
                                        Go for a piss probably...


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                                        • Ethersync
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 5289

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Ethersync
                                          Off the top of my head...
                                          • Stop bailouts and let these banks fail.
                                          • Setup 10 new national banks. Fund them with money earmarked for bailouts. Clean balance sheets and ready and able to lend. IPO them and put them on a path to being private entities.
                                          • Issue and alternative gold backed currency that the Federal Reserve does not control.
                                          • Legalize hemp production.
                                          • Immediately stop corn farming subsidies. (Good bye HFCS)
                                          • Immediately end import tariffs on sugar. (Good bye HFCS)
                                          • Pardon non-violent drug offenders.
                                          • Castrate the DEA.
                                          • Start a plan to shut down a huge number of the military bases we have around the world. This would have to be handled with care though because of the current economy and bringing home soldiers will mean they will need jobs and timing is tough for that.
                                          • Sign an executive order that requires all members of the house and senate to completely read and understand legislation they are signing. They must declare this under oath.


                                          That would be just to start...
                                          One important thing I forgot...
                                          • Ban naked CDS contracts and force the creation of an exchange traded CDS market (transparency).
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                                          • INever
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2005
                                            • 4031

                                            #22
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                                            • bobby666
                                              boots are my religion
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 21765

                                              #23
                                              piss into my pants

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                                              • Ethersync
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 5289

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MindWaste
                                                I groap the vice prez then move to cuba... being im not gay and i just groaped a dude Id need some young little cabana boys.... I mean oh ya.. what ever .. lol.
                                                you have my vote
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                                                • Emma
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 2288

                                                  #25
                                                  If I Were President ... I would listen, listen, listen ...

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                                                  • notime
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 8025

                                                    #26
                                                    I'd have a heart attack from the sheer pressure

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