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6 years without getting laid!!!!!!!

02-02-2009, 08:26 AM

I just realised it!

I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

At least I can say I'm not still a Virgin, if I go out and find someone
tomorrow, it's been a long l0ng time!

Any ladies wants to chit chat over MSN?

P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
this don't counts as real sex.

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02-02-2009, 08:27 AM

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02-02-2009, 08:28 AM

How old are you?

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02-02-2009, 08:28 AM

Wow, I bet it hurt

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02-02-2009, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

How old are you?

in my prime. That's the worst deal. Mid 20s.

I have to get an ad out in the local newspaper. Just to get a steady supply and catch up.

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02-02-2009, 08:31 AM

Dude you live in Sweden? Should be out getting some of those fine blonde bimbos you have all over the place there. Well that my vision of Sweden anyway LOL.
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02-02-2009, 08:37 AM

Dude you live in Sweden? Should be out getting some of those fine blonde bimbos you have all over the place there. Well that my vision of Sweden anyway LOL.
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02-02-2009, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by maxjohan

in my prime. That's the worst deal. Mid 20s.

Wow. That does suck.

Do you look like Batts or do you just have no game?

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02-02-2009, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by maxjohan

I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

When was the last time you had sex with a dude ??

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02-02-2009, 08:53 AM

That's simply said: HORRIBLE! 6 years?

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02-02-2009, 09:05 AM

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02-02-2009, 09:06 AM

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02-02-2009, 09:11 AM

I'm sorry to hear that...hope things get better to you...

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02-02-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

Do you look like Batts or do you just have no game?

Just resting before the marathon I guess. Surfing too much(not that beach kind of surfing), figure out about how I can make a billion before I'm 30 yrs .

You know, I figured I need to fuck so it's not a big deal.

Just wants tp get something real around my penis.

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02-02-2009, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

When was the last time you had sex with a dude ??

With my self or with a gay dude. ?

If you mean the latter I had sex with Henrik Larsson when he were "huge" in Celtic.

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02-02-2009, 09:20 AM

Tell me you at least have a Fleshlight.

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02-02-2009, 09:23 AM

... Jesus fuck I can't even go 2 weeks let alone 6 years...
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02-02-2009, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Retox Josh

... Jesus fuck I can't even go 2 weeks let alone 6 years...

Dude, we've all see you. No need to lie.

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02-02-2009, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Retox Josh

... Jesus fuck I can't even go 2 weeks let alone 6 years...

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02-02-2009, 10:08 AM

you could try.. flirting with someone?
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02-02-2009, 10:13 AM

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02-02-2009, 10:17 AM

Man that sucks, why don't you go to a whore house? Good luck...

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02-02-2009, 10:18 AM

I just did a google image search for Swedish girls. Seriously man, leave the house once and a damn while LOL! Fack.
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02-02-2009, 10:23 AM

what the hell is wrong with you man? how do u manage not to pick something up in 6 years.. even if its an accidental fat chick experience lol
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02-02-2009, 10:28 AM

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02-02-2009, 10:31 AM

hmm I would have tried some escort at least, I mean you have money right
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02-02-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by maxjohan

P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
this don't counts as real sex.

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02-02-2009, 10:42 AM

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02-02-2009, 10:44 AM

Ill have sex in just a bit and think of you if that helps lol
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02-02-2009, 10:51 AM

6 years? how did you manage that? I couldn't live without having laid in a month.

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02-02-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by maxjohan

I just realised it!

I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

At least I can say I'm not still a Virgin, if I go out and find someone
tomorrow, it's been a long l0ng time!

Any ladies wants to chit chat over MSN?

P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
this don't counts as real sex.

Sure I'd love to chat w you. Just search for AaliyahLove at webcams.com tonight between 5-12midnight. We can discuss why you hate your dick so much you haven't stuck it in anything in years LOL..

but seriously.. wtf is wrong w u? and why would you share this on GFY?

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02-02-2009, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by maxjohan

If you mean the latter I had sex with Henrik Larsson when he were "huge" in Celtic.

Lucky you. I'd have done it too...

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02-02-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by iwantchixx

what the hell is wrong with you man? how do u manage not to pick something up in 6 years.. even if its an accidental fat chick experience lol

Accidental fat chick experience?
The fuck?
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02-02-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by AaliyahLove

Sure I'd love to chat w you. Just search for AaliyahLove at webcams.com tonight between 5-12midnight. We can discuss why you hate your dick so much you haven't stuck it in anything in years LOL..

but seriously.. wtf is wrong w u? and why would you share this on GFY?

I feel like you are giving me invites. On the other hand I dont feel like traveling the world to get screwed silly ones. Could you give out your phone number instead, u know where to find me?

I have'em them webcams too by the way.

Maybe we can do some kind of warm up before i go out and fuck someone in my home town.

I'm just not willing to sugarcoat you along with 60 other dudes.
Peace out. And if you ever wants to do this for real, I'm ALL yours....baby!

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02-02-2009, 12:09 PM

well... what have you been doing in the last 6 years???

if u have been busy working, then blame yourself, dude...

it takes time and work to know someone and then make love...

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02-02-2009, 12:13 PM

i havent had sex since the 80s (1980s, not 1880s)

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02-02-2009, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp

i havent had sex since the 80s (1980s, not 1880s)

Good for you Shemp. You certainly knows how to keep it real. Old school f4olife.

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02-02-2009, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by AaliyahLove

and why would you share this on GFY?

that was my question before I even clicked on the thread.

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02-02-2009, 12:37 PM

Don't worry Max. The majority of GFY probably never had sex or didn't have it for longer than you did.

Now do the right thing and get book yourself an escort right now

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02-02-2009, 12:41 PM

Your gonna drown that first poor woman... lol

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02-02-2009, 12:53 PM

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02-02-2009, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by maxjohan

Good for you Shemp. You certainly knows how to keep it real. Old school f4olife.

its one of the advantages of being a recluse ...

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02-02-2009, 12:56 PM

i forgot what sex is

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02-02-2009, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by JamesK

Don't worry Max. The majority of GFY probably never had sex or didn't have it for longer than you did.

Now do the right thing and get book yourself an escort right now

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02-02-2009, 01:05 PM

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02-02-2009, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by maxjohan

I feel like you are giving me invites. On the other hand I dont feel like traveling the world to get screwed silly ones. Could you give out your phone number instead, u know where to find me?

I have'em them webcams too by the way.

Maybe we can do some kind of warm up before i go out and fuck someone in my home town.

I'm just not willing to sugarcoat you along with 60 other dudes.
Peace out. And if you ever wants to do this for real, I'm ALL yours....baby!

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02-02-2009, 01:10 PM

I went 12 years without having sex once, so I feel you.

Then I turned 13 and had sex finally phew..

Seriously though, if you aren't climbing the walls withing a month or two of not getting your willy wet, then you might need a docs help. Testosterone low or something.
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02-02-2009, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by stickyfingerz

I went 12 years without having sex once, so I feel you.

Then I turned 13 and had sex finally phew..

Seriously though, if you aren't climbing the walls withing a month or two of not getting your willy wet, then you might need a docs help. Testosterone low or something.

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02-02-2009, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp

i havent had sex since the 80s (1980s, not 1880s)

That's why you search "happiness" thru Money..

You don't have love or anything in your life. You are an empty soul.

Money can't buy love.

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