Howie Do It - "That porn scumbag"

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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818

    #1

    Howie Do It - "That porn scumbag"

    I happened to catch a segment of Howie Do It (Howie Mandel's new spin on Candid Camera) earlier tonite.

    They pulled a 'reality show' gag on a chick's parents by staging a fake marriage between the daughter and two contestants - an online casino gambler, and a porn producer.

    They ended up arm wrestling to see who'd win and become her husband.

    The porn producer wins.

    The parents are freaked - until its revealed the whole thing is a prank.

    Towards the end - the (fake) minister says, "No, she's not really marrying the porn scumbag."

    Nice slap at the industry, Howie.
  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
    (felis madjewicus)
    • Jul 2006
    • 20368

    #2
    Howie do it. That's exactly what television needed, more Howie...

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    • fuzzylogic
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2004
      • 4796

      #3
      i have seen clips from when howie promotes it on leno, etc... and it's some funny stuff.. but comments like "porn scumbag" are not cool even if it were directed at another industry. "that garbage man scumbag"

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      • notoldschool
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2007
        • 5687

        #4
        Yeah, it was pretty funny though.
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        • hypedough
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2007
          • 3743

          #5
          Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
          Howie do it. That's exactly what television needed, more Howie...
          It's like his stupid Leno bits turned into a TV show.

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            most of the world sees us as scumbags.the sad truth

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            • jmcb420
              So Fucking Drunk
              • Oct 2006
              • 2155

              #7
              Originally posted by tony404
              most of the world sees us as scumbags.the sad truth
              fucking true. But thats just cause they are closed minded fucks. And...........


              They can think what they want, we all know that right after they get done saying that shit they log on and start jackin.
              I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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              • mynameisjim
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2007
                • 2985

                #8
                I have to give that guy credit. With minimal if any talent and a gag where he put a surgical glove over his head he has managed to make more money than 99.9% of the people here, including myself.

                What a country!
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                • notoldschool
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 5687

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mynameisjim
                  I have to give that guy credit. With minimal if any talent and a gag where he put a surgical glove over his head he has managed to make more money than 99.9% of the people here, including myself.

                  What a country!
                  hes a germaphobe, which is why he started an act using a surgical glove. That fact alone shows that you can do anything in America.
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                  • tony299
                    lurker
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 57021

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mynameisjim
                    I have to give that guy credit. With minimal if any talent and a gag where he put a surgical glove over his head he has managed to make more money than 99.9% of the people here, including myself.

                    What a country!
                    actually Howie is a great stand up comic a very funny guy.

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                    • mynameisjim
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 2985

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tony404
                      actually Howie is a great stand up comic a very funny guy.
                      hmmmm. I haven't seen him do stand up since the '80s so I'll have to take your word for it. Everything else I've seen him do with those camera glasses has been a little lame.

                      Either way, he makes his money so more power to him.
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                      • WarChild
                        Let slip the dogs of war.
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 17263

                        #12
                        That's how the majority of the population sees pornographers, make no mistake about it. It's not an occupation I'd bring up at a PTA meeting.

                        Do you remember a few years (maybe 10?) back there was a show that was a modern day Romeo and Juliet on televison for awhile? It was set in a modern time and I believe the make role was the son of the county DA or something. The female character was the daughter of a pornographer. That was the extreme opposites as far as they were concerned; Law and Pornography.
                        .

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                        • AaliyahLove
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 2722

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                          I happened to catch a segment of Howie Do It (Howie Mandel's new spin on Candid Camera) earlier tonite.

                          They pulled a 'reality show' gag on a chick's parents by staging a fake marriage between the daughter and two contestants - an online casino gambler, and a porn producer.

                          They ended up arm wrestling to see who'd win and become her husband.

                          The porn producer wins.

                          The parents are freaked - until its revealed the whole thing is a prank.

                          Towards the end - the (fake) minister says, "No, she's not really marrying the porn scumbag."

                          Nice slap at the industry, Howie.


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                          • SilentKnight
                            Megan Fox's fluffer
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 24818

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jmcb420
                            They can think what they want, we all know that right after they get done saying that shit they log on and start jackin.
                            Exactly what I thought, too.

                            We keep the hypocrits entertained...pure and simple.

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                            • ExLust
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 3223

                              #15
                              LOLz, that was funny.

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133986

                                #16
                                I want to sneeze at him .I don't trust people with germ phobias

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                                • stickyfingerz
                                  Doin fine
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24984

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                  actually Howie is a great stand up comic a very funny guy.
                                  And that little St. Elsewhere show was kind of popular back in the day too lol

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                                  • NaughtyRob
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                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 29602

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by tony404
                                    most of the world sees us as scumbags.the sad truth
                                    Yes sad indeed but true.
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                                    • Michaelious
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 6720

                                      #19
                                      Lol! I think the word scumbag adds to the humour

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                                      • TimBlaze
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 1625

                                        #20
                                        i'll fight howie mandel any day of the week if i ever saw him i'd tell him dont sing it bring it
                                        Roll that shit, light that shit,

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