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Old 01-30-2009, 05:30 PM   #1
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If TEH INTERWEBS was to FAIL tomorrow...

...what would you do?

lifestyle wise?

income wise?

in general your next step would be?

of course teh interwebs fail would be for an unknown time period

if not even for ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:31 PM   #2
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i am sooooo close to trolling on you. LOLZ

carry on though hehehe
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:31 PM   #3
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:32 PM   #4
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i am sooooo close to trolling on you. LOLZ

carry on though hehehe
but why?
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:32 PM   #5
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Two Words.....

GAME OVER

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Old 01-30-2009, 05:32 PM   #6
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dont worry - I have a backup of the interwebs right here
have a spare copy plz?
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:34 PM   #8
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:35 PM   #9
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GAME OVER

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so off to the woods to shoot some game?

you'd have some meat and skins to sell at the market at least
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:36 PM   #10
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I would have to rely on magazines for my ads...
what would you be advertising?
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so off to the woods to shoot some game?

you'd have some meat and skins to sell at the market at least
Nah, they won't let me play with guns, something about a belltower I guess

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Old 01-30-2009, 05:38 PM   #13
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MetaMan that is some very strange behaviour from you

come on, what is up?

need to talk about anything?
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lifestyle wise i'd probably just go broke, move to a commune, and start growing weed...
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come on, what is up?

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I think someone swapped his anal athletes meds with estrogen wipes... forming a mangina...
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:40 PM   #16
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would you need a male operator for your phones?

with a very high pitched voice

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Old 01-30-2009, 05:42 PM   #17
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with a very high pitched voice

I could be whatever
tried that once... didnt work out well..

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Nah, they won't let me play with guns, something about a belltower I guess

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belltower...so what is the story?
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:44 PM   #20
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lifestyle wise i'd probably just go broke, move to a commune, and start growing weed...
sounds like a plan

so what commune and what is your price?
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:47 PM   #21
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tried that once... didnt work out well..

open to suggestions
I can also act very butch

and say things like

Uhh Arr Sailor...I told you not to put that basket of fish there!!!
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I guess I'd go back to school and finish getting my teaching degree and since there is no internet with naked pics of me left, there would be nothing stopping me from becoming a preschool teacher, living in a cute little house w a white picket fence, maybe have a couple of kids... Thanx GOD 4 the internet heheh
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and say things like

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well shiver me timbers... where do I send the headset>
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I guess I'd go back to school and finish getting my teaching degree and since there is no internet with naked pics of me left, there would be nothing stopping me from becoming a preschool teacher, living in a cute little house w a white picket fence, maybe have a couple of kids... Thanx GOD 4 the internet heheh
so who would be the lucky one to give you those kids?
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I have my own headset

just need the script
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Old 01-30-2009, 06:06 PM   #26
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If the internets were to fail tomorrow I would probably become the President of the United States...if this guy can do it, anyone can.

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If the internets were to fail tomorrow I would probably become the President of the United States...if this guy can do it, anyone can.



he does look very qualified though...
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I guess I'd go back to school and finish getting my teaching degree and since there is no internet with naked pics of me left, there would be nothing stopping me from becoming a preschool teacher, living in a cute little house w a white picket fence, maybe have a couple of kids... Thanx GOD 4 the internet heheh
Care to teach the kids in my commune? I have nothing against white picket fences and cute little schoolteachers :D
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he does look very qualified though...
True, almost as qualified as the guy in your avatar.
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Great question,

Jobwise, I'd just go back to being the dickhead forman on one of my construction sights.....

Money-wise, i'd miss the internet cash, but there are other ways to make lots of money if you keep your eyes open.

Lifestyle-wise, Hard call. I think it would depend on how well I did in off-line endevors, but I cant really see it being that much different from the way it is now, just no net.
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so who would be the lucky one to give you those kids?
LOL! j/k! I love kids and its true I used to be a kindergarten teacher, (and I know I could never go back to that as long as there are naked pics of me on the net..) But I don't think I'll ever have my own.. you only live once... and I like my tight pussy and perky tits

Oh wait, were you hitting on me? hehehe
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Care to teach the kids in my commune? I have nothing against white picket fences and cute little schoolteachers :D
Sure, if it pays as much as I'm making working webcam 6 days a week..
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if teh interwebs dies what are you going to plug your webcam into, a rock? i will pay you in penis and fresh produce...
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