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seeric · 01-30-2009, 12:02 PM

He doesn't fit into this team of charisma and great orating.

"ummmmm, the transition team babble babblee, ummmmm, no i don't remember that, uhhh, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, the president will continue to reach out, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, babble babble, ummmmmmmmm, the president will do whatever is possible to get the bill on his ummmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhhhh desk. babble babbbble, burp, ummmmmmmmmmmm, we can get to the american people and, ahhhhhhhhhhhh."

He must have said Ummmm, AHHHHHHHH, and dummy stopped like 300 times in 10 minutes.

FUCK ME, JAM A HOT ROD UP MY ASS IT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WATCHING THIS GUY!

Holy shit his speaking skills are terrible.

onwebcam · 01-30-2009, 12:04 PM

It takes a while to be a pro-bullshitter.

Sly · 01-30-2009, 12:04 PM

That would be a very tough job... it's only been a week, let him find his groove.

2012 · 01-30-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

It takes a while to be a pro-bullshitter.

I think you're on to something there.

seeric · 01-30-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

That would be a very tough job... it's only been a week, let him find his groove.

i am gonna look on youtube later when i'm not busy and see if he is just stuck with it or if its maybe new job jitters. normally, those things are engraved in your psyche and very tough to get out. probably been speaking like that forever. i'll return later with some clips of his from youtube.

alexchechs · 01-30-2009, 12:09 PM

This is a job I would not wish upon my worst enemy...

pornguy · 01-30-2009, 12:13 PM

Has to suck to stand there and have to make up lies on the fly.

baddog · 01-30-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Has to suck to stand there and have to make up lies on the fly.

Lies? Not with Obama! Change man, change.

uno · 01-30-2009, 12:17 PM

I believe he said they were having email problems at the white house so he didn't have all the information he'd like to.

John-ACWM · 01-30-2009, 12:19 PM

'babble babbbble, burp'

Snake Doctor · 01-30-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

He doesn't fit into this team of charisma and great orating.

"ummmmm, the transition team babble babblee, ummmmm, no i don't remember that, uhhh, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, the president will continue to reach out, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, babble babble, ummmmmmmmm, the president will do whatever is possible to get the bill on his ummmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhhhh desk. babble babbbble, burp, ummmmmmmmmmmm, we can get to the american people and, ahhhhhhhhhhhh."

He must have said Ummmm, AHHHHHHHH, and dummy stopped like 300 times in 10 minutes.

FUCK ME, JAM A HOT ROD UP MY ASS IT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WATCHING THIS GUY!

Holy shit his speaking skills are terrible.

The press secretary's job is to obfuscate....so he's doing just fine.

Better the ummmm, ummmmmm, deer in headlights thing than the cold conniving word parsing bald faced lies of someone like Ari Fleisher.

Snake Doctor · 01-30-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Has to suck to stand there and have to make up lies on the fly.

He DOES NOT make up lies on the fly you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They have early morning meetings where they make up the lies ahead of time.

PSSuperstars · 01-30-2009, 12:29 PM

Wasn't he an NBC analyst before this?? So he's did reporting before, right?
or did I just pull that out of my ass?

Kenny B! · 01-30-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

FUCK ME, JAM A HOT ROD UP MY ASS IT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WATCHING THIS GUY!

tell us how you really feel

tony286 · 01-30-2009, 01:27 PM

I think he is doing a ok, it seems the press likes him.He makes them laugh, better than the us against them view of the bush white house. But I would of loved to have fucked bushes last press secretary janet whatever her name was, she was hot.

jmcb420 · 01-30-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

He must have said Ummmm, AHHHHHHHH, and dummy stopped like 300 times in 10 minutes.

Holy shit his speaking skills are terrible.

Sounds like he learned how to talk by watching the last president for 8 years.

sperbonzo · 01-30-2009, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

That would be a very tough job... it's only been a week, let him find his groove.

No offense, but as P.S. his ONLY job is to talk to the press. Wouldn't you think they would find someone out there that is already qualified? This isn't a "starter" position with on-the-job training!

Anyway A1R3K, it doesn't matter, the press has their nose so far up Obama's butt that this guy could just burp and pick his nose and the would comment on what cutting edge social commentary it was, or how he was "keeping it real".

geedub · 01-30-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

it doesn't matter, the press has their nose so far up Obama's butt that this guy could just burp and pick his nose and the would comment on what cutting edge social commentary it was, or how he was "keeping it real".

notoldschool · 01-30-2009, 06:01 PM

I have been wathing him and thought he was doing quite well. But what do I know, Im only American.

Helix · 01-30-2009, 06:05 PM

Uhh-Bama does the Uhh thing as well.

Dvae · 01-30-2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

I think he is doing a ok, it seems the press likes him.He makes them laugh, better than the us against them view of the bush white house. But I would of loved to have fucked bushes last press secretary janet whatever her name was, she was hot.

Oh, you mean Janet Reno. Yeah, go ahead and fuck her. Haha

At least get her name right. It was Dana Perino... and yes very fuckable.

Dvae · 01-30-2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

He doesn't fit into this team of charisma and great orating.

"ummmmm, the transition team babble babblee, ummmmm, no i don't remember that, uhhh, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, the president will continue to reach out, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, babble babble, ummmmmmmmm, the president will do whatever is possible to get the bill on his ummmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhhhh desk. babble babbbble, burp, ummmmmmmmmmmm, we can get to the american people and, ahhhhhhhhhhhh."

He must have said Ummmm, AHHHHHHHH, and dummy stopped like 300 times in 10 minutes.

FUCK ME, JAM A HOT ROD UP MY ASS IT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WATCHING THIS GUY!

Holy shit his speaking skills are terrible.

How long before you throw Obama under the bus?

dyna mo · 01-30-2009, 06:13 PM

there's no reason for any pr person/ public speaker to have to uhh his way through anything.

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