50 glasses of shit water

Pure water is unhealthy, since when?

The mineral amounts are extremely small you can take a daily vitamin and get more then enough of what you need or would get from drinking tap water. I would rather do that then drink all the other crap that is in the water just to get an extremely small amount of minerals. You should see the huge amounts of nasty gunk that I take out of my filter. Besides all that the water tastes a million times better.

Guess it's healthy to drink wine than :) Good news for me :)

Sounds like something Serge would say :)

i was at a casino in Vegas and hungry. it was bout 1ish. my friend looks at me and says "there's a sandwich in every beer, shut up and drink your lunch". she slams a beer down in front of me and damn, she was right. will never forget that quote of hers

LOL Good Times!!! :thumbsup

Ya it does!!! haha

Without wine we eat.

WITH wine we DINE.


:D

Cheers I'll drink to that

I didn't know you drank at all..

A glass of vino is great with a smoke

My bathroom floor and toilet would beg to differ.

I can't believe how many people are responding to this thread by challenging the claim about water :1orglaugh

Ok you suck :( :1orglaugh

I know. :(

Ripper: Mandrake?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have.
Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?
Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.
Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.
Ripper: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?
Mandrake: Uh, uh, Good Lord!
Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Mandrake: Yes. (he begins to chuckle nervously)
Ripper: Are you beginning to understand?
Mandrake: Yes. (more laughter)
Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes.
Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?
Mandrake: No, no I don't know what it is, no.
Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

I like the first quote!

Atta boy!!

Got a bottle of Boones Farm Strawberry Margarita and MD 20/20 chilling.:thumbsup

wine is an acquired taste I never got.

I'm a very unique individual....I baffle white people when they meet me because I probably speak better english than them, plus I like the finer things in life...

Those hoes on the streets are what pays for that and puts bacon in my skillet.