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Kron 01-31-2009 12:44 PM
all on whores :)

john_63 01-31-2009 12:53 PM
buy fukeddtube.net from xpays for 950k

Toni 01-31-2009 01:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15415388)
Two girls at once.
You don't need a million for that :winkwink:

TidalWave 01-31-2009 01:07 PM
i would save it and re-invest into building a solid base for the rest of my life

abyss_al 01-31-2009 01:09 PM
cheap whores and expensive booze

or

cheap booze and expensive whores



tough decision... :helpme

Michaelious 01-31-2009 04:18 PM
Well i'd keep it away from the federal reserve!

ZenOne 01-31-2009 05:36 PM
If it was $1 million after taxes, then I would do the following.

$200,000 down payment on $1 million house (20% down).

$500,000 in CD accounts collecting monthly interested deposited into my checking account to pay for mortgage.

$210,000 to purchase 1000 sites that make $1 day each. Each site will make around $30 month. Figure I would pay 6-7 months of revenue, so I would purchase each site for around $180-$200. $200 X 1000 = $200,000 plus domain transfer fees. 1000 X $30 month = $30,000 month. $30,000 month X 12 = $360,000. After 1 year, I would get my initial investment back plus $150,000 in profits.

$40,000 pay off college loans, credit cards, etc.

$50,000 either purchase nice car and toys or travel while managing my sites through a laptop.

If it is $1 million before taxes then I would do everything but 50%.

Ozarkz 01-31-2009 05:40 PM
Not much.. Maybe buy a sports car...

quantum-x 01-31-2009 05:43 PM
5 year high interest deposit.
I didn't have it before, so I won't miss it if it's off somewhere else earning interest.

RayBonga 01-31-2009 05:48 PM
tube sites

Spunky 01-31-2009 06:54 PM
Hookers and blow!

tony286 01-31-2009 06:55 PM
payoff all debt,upgrade some equipment and rest in the bank

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-31-2009 07:10 PM
take it to the bank get it turned into $1 bills, go to a local strip club, and make it rain.

Frank 01-31-2009 07:13 PM
Stash it under my pillow.

NaughtyRob 01-31-2009 09:25 PM
Pay off all bills, pay for son's college ahead of time. Buy a house and nice car. Save the rest.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-31-2009 11:26 PM
Truthfully, I'd buy a house for me and my girlfriend, then I'd put away money for my daughter for college and life in general so she doesn't have to have such a shitty start, then I'd put the rest away to build interest and use for daily stuff, all while doing exactly what I currently do.

sexandcash 02-01-2009 01:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 15414959)
I would be freaked out to have an aunt Marge.

if she left you a million dollars in her will, I bet you wouldn't care what her name was ;)
I know I wouldn't....Mildred, Prunella, Gertrude, Bertha, Arbuckle you name it...that Aunt was dear to me and she will be forever missed ;) lol

MrMaxwell 02-01-2009 03:55 AM
I'd buy a 200k house, somewhere clean and quiet..
A small house but not tiny.
A guy like me can buy alot of house for 200.

I'd buy that big triple black 1996 LT-1 Fleetwood I've been wanting
Get the console shifter and drop in some kind of big horrible crate
Whole thing would cost me around $40k
Edit: Maybe a little more with the custom made mobile OBLAY OBJAY CHAIR

I'd pay off what my sister owes on her home and automobile. Around 40k.

I'd pay down my grandmothers bills so she could breathe a bit better. But not too much, because my crooked cousin would just inherit it. Say 30k.

I'd buy that automobile dealership I've been wanting.
A small one. 100k thereabouts.
Just inexpensive cars with downs covering my nut.
Take payments from there you establish many streams of income.

I'd do some title loans and payday loans.
Get all I could out onto the street just whatever was left at that point.
They get 240%-400%
If you have 100k on the street it makes you $240,000+++ per year.
Fucking crazy money.
Fuck.

denny007 02-01-2009 04:03 AM
I would buy more domain names

marylandcrab 02-08-2014 01:29 AM
candy and nuts,
 
if and or but's;
then every day would be christmas
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenOne (Post 15417073)
If it was $1 million after taxes, then I would do the following.
problem is it never is ;
after taxes 30-40%
after you spent more than you [thought] you got
what you do later do is go back to what ever you were doing before
and that is the only thing to do
because if you are looking to lose all you friends ;
act like a rich jackass that won the lottery and you will

j3rkules 02-08-2014 05:49 AM
I do not want that I already have too many...

adultforum 02-08-2014 05:58 AM
I would continue what im doing now...Money cannot replace passion.

yuu.design 02-08-2014 06:13 AM
Ill buy a nikon d4, some cool lenses, and will make a one year trip :)

whitet 02-08-2014 06:19 AM
from that $1M i would make $10M.
it easier to make money when you have money.

j3rkules 02-08-2014 06:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by whitet (Post 19974744)
from that $1M i would make $10M.
it easier to make money when you have money.
What he said.


:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Penny24Seven 02-08-2014 06:24 AM
lots of what is listed can be bought for 1000s or even 100s. You should be doing this already

slapass 02-08-2014 06:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15406639)
Be super silly to some I guess.
I would leverage it pretty strong and use it as my required 20% down payment budget for real estate. I would then pillage my local areas real estate grabbing up all of the 100-150k houses available right now (they were about 2-3 times that before).

Figure 20-30k each, 25k average. 30 = 750k spent.
30 houses and average rents here (after the depression) for such houses 1000.00
30x1,000 = 30,000 a month x10 months = 300,000 a year (assumes 2 months vacancies)

Keep that 250k in a high yield set of accounts.
Use the rental income coming in, as additional down payments. So on average you should be able to take the rental profits and put down another 20% down payment on another such property. That brings you up to 31k a month, then 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40. Which should allow for yet an additional bonus house making it 11 in 10 new ones in 10 months.
Hitting second year, you focus in on the 20-60k houses that rent for about 700.00 here. The numbers could then get mind blowing.

Yes you would have repair issues, income tax, property taxes, that sort of thing but in my drugged mind it works. Plus pretty damn sure I could make it work, though knowing myself I would start with the cheap shit first.
This would have rocked for you.

SilentKnight 02-08-2014 07:42 AM
1. Pay off my mortgage.
2. Spend more vaca time in the Caribbean to re-energize.
3. New camera gear.
4. Hire more models.
5. Rent larger photography studio.

SilentKnight 02-08-2014 07:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 15417948)
I'd buy that big triple black 1996 LT-1 Fleetwood I've been wanting
How much will the breathalyzer ignition set you back?

SekobA 02-08-2014 08:57 AM
half for me n half to charity

Kenny B! 02-08-2014 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15406639)
Be super silly to some I guess.
I would leverage it pretty strong and use it as my required 20% down payment budget for real estate. I would then pillage my local areas real estate grabbing up all of the 100-150k houses available right now (they were about 2-3 times that before).

Figure 20-30k each, 25k average. 30 = 750k spent.
30 houses and average rents here (after the depression) for such houses 1000.00
30x1,000 = 30,000 a month x10 months = 300,000 a year (assumes 2 months vacancies)

Keep that 250k in a high yield set of accounts.
Use the rental income coming in, as additional down payments. So on average you should be able to take the rental profits and put down another 20% down payment on another such property. That brings you up to 31k a month, then 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40. Which should allow for yet an additional bonus house making it 11 in 10 new ones in 10 months.
Hitting second year, you focus in on the 20-60k houses that rent for about 700.00 here. The numbers could then get mind blowing.

Yes you would have repair issues, income tax, property taxes, that sort of thing but in my drugged mind it works. Plus pretty damn sure I could make it work, though knowing myself I would start with the cheap shit first.
All this after my wife signs a document stating everything was purchased as sole and separate property :winkwink:

nexcom28 02-08-2014 04:02 PM
Million bucks of Bitcoin today, tomorrow I sell for 3 Million..

DBS.US 02-08-2014 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 15416419)
i would save it and re-invest into building a solid base for the rest of my life
:thumbsup:thumbsup

HomerSimpson 02-08-2014 04:22 PM
I would enjoy it dollar by dollar...

Zeiss 02-08-2014 04:59 PM
I'd give it to you, so you can...

Quote:
Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15406583)
1) pay off my college loans
2)put a downpayment on a condo
3)use some money to do research for a fiction book I want to write

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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