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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    I cant sleep , I have masturbated 5x already and still no help

    i am beautiful
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    • bobby666
      boots are my religion
      • Nov 2005
      • 21765
      #2
      thanks for info

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        • NickB.
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 8857
          #3
          thought you were a pimp man?

          I havent jerked myself off in months, I have my private army chicks for that

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            • budz
              Disruptive Innovator
              • Sep 2003
              • 4230
              #4
              drugsdrugs

              advil PM, ambien or something
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                • After Shock Media
                  It's coming look busy
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299
                  #5
                  Get up.
                  Do a few stretches and perhaps a couple sit ups.
                  Get a small heavy sauce pan and pour some milk into it, let it simmer on the stove at the lowest heat possible.
                  While the milk gets warm, take a shower using candle light only.
                  Get out of the shower, dry over and dust yourself with talc powder.
                  Go stir the milk.
                  Head to your bedroom and turn off all electronic devices.
                  Go back into the kitchen and carefully pour the milk into a wide mouthed coffee cup.
                  Grab a glass of water while in there.
                  head back to bed with the water and the milk.
                  Take out a Xanax, Valium, Ambien, Zoloft, etc. or combo of your choice. Pop that and take a swig of the water.
                  Take 10 very deep breaths while sitting on the edge of the bed, clearing your mind of all thoughts and bothers with each exhale.
                  When you feel zen like relaxation in your body, dip your nuts into the warm milk.

                  Goodnight.

                  [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                    • BusterBunny
                      perverted justice decoy
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 19291
                      #6
                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                      Get up.
                      Do a few stretches and perhaps a couple sit ups.
                      Get a small heavy sauce pan and pour some milk into it, let it simmer on the stove at the lowest heat possible.
                      While the milk gets warm, take a shower using candle light only.
                      Get out of the shower, dry over and dust yourself with talc powder.
                      Go stir the milk.
                      Head to your bedroom and turn off all electronic devices.
                      Go back into the kitchen and carefully pour the milk into a wide mouthed coffee cup.
                      Grab a glass of water while in there.
                      head back to bed with the water and the milk.
                      Take out a Xanax, Valium, Ambien, Zoloft, etc. or combo of your choice. Pop that and take a swig of the water.
                      Take 10 very deep breaths while sitting on the edge of the bed, clearing your mind of all thoughts and bothers with each exhale.
                      When you feel zen like relaxation in your body, dip your nuts into the warm milk.

                      Goodnight.
                      or just beat off a few more times and skip all that
                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • After Shock Media
                          It's coming look busy
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 35299
                          #7
                          Originally posted by BusterBunny
                          or just beat off a few more times and skip all that
                          Would you like some specialty lotion for just the purpose?

                          I will sell anyone the smoothest, most moisturising, hand made lotion you can get.
                          Though if I give you all some goats milk lotion, does that could as beasty sex?

                          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                            • BusterBunny
                              perverted justice decoy
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 19291
                              #8
                              Originally posted by After Shock Media
                              Would you like some specialty lotion for just the purpose?

                              I will sell anyone the smoothest, most moisturising, hand made lotion you can get.
                              Though if I give you all some goats milk lotion, does that could as beasty sex?
                              i don't know how to answer that so here is a spider eating out a chick

                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                • After Shock Media
                                  It's coming look busy
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 35299
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                  i don't know how to answer that so here is a spider eating out a chick

                                  OK that is actually pretty hot.
                                  Anyone have a site for this stuff?

                                  [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                    • BusterBunny
                                      perverted justice decoy
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 19291
                                      #10
                                      aside from freaks of porn i think this might be as close as you will get...

                                      http://www.videosift.com/video/Jumpi...th-Super-Audio

                                      i havent finished the vid but i really hope they fuck lol

                                      shit what a let down no spider sex dont bother clicking
                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299
                                          #11
                                          OK where can I get giant spiders at?
                                          Hmm What about other bugs?

                                          Think this would work?

                                          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                            • Matyko
                                              PsyHead
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 8674
                                              #12
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                                                • LoveSandra
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                  • 10551
                                                  #13
                                                  Congrats. You are a such a great man

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                                                    • Darkcrni
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 1704
                                                      #14
                                                      Why dont you hit your self in the head, that should work!

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                                                        • John-ACWM
                                                          Work Work Work
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 20060
                                                          #15
                                                          Do it for the 6th time and you will sleep like a baby

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                                                            • gooddomains
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 10127
                                                              #16
                                                              come on over and I give you a handjob

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                                                                • Porn Producer
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                  • 478
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                  i am a sigwhore
                                                                  agreed

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                                                                    • Reak AGV
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 4283
                                                                      #18
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                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 57559
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • Scott McD
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 67792
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                  • 9560
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 50945
                                                                                      #22
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