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Phil 01-26-2009 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 15392795)

everybody shut the fuck up. Let me think its real.. for about 5 minutes. then you can tell me its fake. shut uppppppppppppppppppppppp..............

brassmonkey 01-26-2009 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 15392795)

damn just the way i likem:winkwink:

ExLust 01-27-2009 01:19 AM

Meaty Jessica.

mynameisjim 01-27-2009 01:35 AM

According to TMZ she was at some local Chili cook-off.

hjnet 01-27-2009 02:17 AM

Love those 80's Jeans on her

MindWaste 01-27-2009 02:21 AM

If she can do a simple hut hut and snap me a football ill still bang.

Robatolla 01-27-2009 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 15392749)
I would still hit it full force!

im with you.Juz so i could say i fucked her fat ass!!:thumbsup

LoveSandra 01-27-2009 02:44 AM

I love it.She look great now

Kard63 01-27-2009 03:31 AM

OMG that can't be real. I would never have thought that was her if you hasn't said it. Seriously. If you had just said name the celebrity and put the pic I would have said that old bitch from the Whitesnake videos went blond.

qxm 01-27-2009 03:41 AM

wow...those are torpedo tits right thur :)

LeRoy 01-27-2009 03:49 AM

She's still hot. Maybe the boys are gang bangin her since Romo's the cool guy :thumbsup

BigRod 01-27-2009 04:17 AM

It's the jeans I can't excuse :P

ContentPimp 01-27-2009 04:19 AM

Woah she's a whale

sexandcash 01-27-2009 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15392117)
Romo the homo must be fattening her up

LOL-omg, I was laughing so hard...Romo is such a pansy....Jesus...

wow....Jessica sure likes her food...what the fuck. She used to be so smokin in Dukes of Hazard. That was just about as close to physical perfection I remember seeing. Now she's REALLY let herself go if that is indeed a real picture.

She's become a D list loser nobody...her videos all go straight to DVD
she hasn't had a hit or at least some listenable music for years
(I think I saw on the internet that she's playing at COUNTY FAIRS? WOW!)
her younger, much less attractive sister has clearly overshadowed her in the media/in her career...
she prided herself on her strong christian values, waiting to have sex till marriage...we see how THAT ended up. And with John Mayer..
her father is a fucking wack job freak.....

wow...that girl used to be on a roll...
now she looks like the only rolls she's got are the ones shes stuffing her face with and on her now fat stomach

an ode to BETTER times
http://www.otchat.com/wordpress/wp-c...of-hazzard.jpg

Doloto 01-27-2009 06:56 AM

poor Jessica :(

pornguy 01-27-2009 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 15392795)

Oh if it were only real.

I like her a little thick.

tranza 01-27-2009 07:05 AM

She looks pretty weird to me!

Zuzana Designs 01-27-2009 07:08 AM

Damn she put on some pounds !!! WOW

John-ACWM 01-27-2009 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 15391577)
thats a nice cum stain on her left tit:pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
She's huge!!! Not that huge,but she used to be...hot.

Manowar 01-27-2009 08:39 AM

damn shes fucking giant

Vicious_B 01-27-2009 08:40 AM

I can't believe she put on that much weight. Wow

Scott McD 01-27-2009 09:25 AM

I'd still hit it in a heartbeat !! :thumbsup

ADL Colin 01-27-2009 09:32 AM

it's really her. another pic here.

http://news.bostonherald.com/track/s...&position=also

alexchechs 01-27-2009 09:40 AM

I always thought she was two twinkies away from tipping the scales. And I never really found her attractive, she is pretty inbred looking...fat or not.

Spankys Teens 01-27-2009 11:07 AM

this has to be photoshopped :)

Ace_luffy 01-27-2009 11:09 AM

too bad!

grumpy 01-27-2009 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 15392112)
No way that is her.

you didnt fuck her?

Redmanthatcould 01-27-2009 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15393395)
I guffawed out loud... :1orglaugh

ADG

I cachinnated at you guffawing :)

Redmanthatcould 01-27-2009 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15395726)

LOL-omg, I was laughing so hard...Romo is such a pansy....Jesus...

wow....Jessica sure likes her food...what the fuck. She used to be so smokin in Dukes of Hazard. That was just about as close to physical perfection I remember seeing. Now she's REALLY let herself go if that is indeed a real picture.

She's become a D list loser nobody...her videos all go straight to DVD
she hasn't had a hit or at least some listenable music for years
(I think I saw on the internet that she's playing at COUNTY FAIRS? WOW!)
her younger, much less attractive sister has clearly overshadowed her in the media/in her career...
she prided herself on her strong christian values, waiting to have sex till marriage...we see how THAT ended up. And with John Mayer..
her father is a fucking wack job freak.....

wow...that girl used to be on a roll...
now she looks like the only rolls she's got are the ones shes stuffing her face with and on her now fat stomach

an ode to BETTER times

I thought she was pretty hot in Employee of the Month.

uno 01-27-2009 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexchechs (Post 15396424)
I always thought she was two twinkies away from tipping the scales. And I never really found her attractive, she is pretty inbred looking...fat or not.

I always liked her body but never liked anything about her head.

Sebastian Sands 01-27-2009 01:03 PM

I like her chubby... BRING IT ON!!!!!!!

webair 01-27-2009 01:54 PM

man she put a few on !

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_galle...cookoff_10.jpg

bobby666 01-27-2009 04:51 PM

puhhh - almost dangerous

HandballJim 01-27-2009 11:33 PM

She is a train wreck since her and Nick broke up....and now she is losing her looks and she is dumb as a rock. To much chicken of the sea :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lester Burnham 01-27-2009 11:44 PM

Run Romo...RUN!!!

2012 01-27-2009 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by webair (Post 15398003)

wow, whats she going to do now? become a webmaster ? :Oh crap

nAtuRaLbEautY 01-28-2009 06:40 AM

:Oh crap SHe's now chubby and ugly.

:(

NaughtyVisions 01-28-2009 08:23 AM

Haha,

Her little sis is sticking up for her:

Ashlee defends Jessica's pants, waist

Ashlee ends her arguments with concern for the kids, saying that teenage girls are going to have respect issues "in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure."

So, is she implying that Jessica is "up to a size 2" now? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

1BB 01-28-2009 10:23 AM

Yummy yummy boooobbbbiiiess!!

Worldnet 01-28-2009 10:26 AM

Looks like she has been eating "REAL" well!

Mutt 01-28-2009 10:30 AM

the blue jeans are hysterical :1orglaugh

i guess they're fat girl jeans - hard to be stylish when you're overweight. guys can get away with it when the styles are baggy and loose.

Tom_PM 01-28-2009 10:44 AM

Well I was gonna make a post about how I feel, but realised it was REALLY a bad review, lmao.

So I'll just say "ugh" and leave it at that.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-28-2009 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 15392112)
No way that is her.

i gotta agree, it doesn't really look like her. i need to see the pic in some reliable context to believe. whoever it is, those fucking jeans aren't doing her any favors either.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-28-2009 10:56 AM

nevermind, just realized it totally is jessica. apparently her new fat ass is big news atm...

RyuLion 01-28-2009 11:00 AM

WTH u guys talking about leave her alone!

lol..

F-U-Jimmy 01-28-2009 11:08 AM

Anything to do with ASS an you jump in up to your neck ?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bum Boy

polish_aristocrat 01-28-2009 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 15393379)
Any chance its for a movie role? I mean, look what Matt Damon did:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/82...0.452x313.jpeg

I know one woman on GFY who would find him attractive

Kiwigirl 01-28-2009 12:10 PM

Oh wow, where do I get a pair of those jeans? LOL

Sid70 01-28-2009 12:17 PM

someone pls photoshop it now!
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_galle...cookoff_10.jpg

Joshua G 01-28-2009 12:20 PM

i'm still in love with her! I'd strip her down & bounce those tits any day :thumbsup


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