You might want to consider getting to a few AA meetings.

Not being mean but if what ya say is true. You definatly should see someone about it.

I've had 2 beers in the past 7 months.

i always drink occasionaly

Not a good topic to present in US.

Europe drinks much more than US, especially if you have somewhat the same blood as I have, a social evening without a drink is unacceptable.

All I can say, btw. we should hook up for a drink sometime.

I'm a weekend alcoholic

havent gotten drunk 14 yrs the last one was one too many. Sleeping on public restroom floor was my moment of clarity. lol

3-4 times a week. :)

I drink maybe once or twice a month. I am a complete light weight so its pretty easy for me to get drunk so I usually don't drink at all.

Probably once a month if that. Hangover level 5 is always the result.

Who is the one legged guy then everybody talks about?
:1orglaugh

A few times a year, not a big drinker