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Old 01-22-2009, 02:57 PM   #1
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You're gonna love my nuts, watch this!



Not sure if this'll be more legendary than the ShamWow comercial just because it's blatantly obvious he's trying to repeat the success of it, but this has some brilliant quotes:

"You're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slappin' your troubles away."

"You know you hate makin' salads - that's why you don't have any salad in ya diet!"

"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!"

"Now you're gonna have a nice...tuna...salad...look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now!"

"You're gonna love my nuts, watch this!"

"One finger...if I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand - kids can do it!"

"You know what they charge for toppings at ice cream stores? Dolla per topping at ice cream stores!"

"The reason you're gonna slap away every day...iz cuz it's so easy to clean!"

"1...2...and...pops open like that like a butterfly to clean!"

"Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanta cry anymore!"

"Guys, we're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time!"

"White cheese, yellow cheese"

"Tacos, fettucine, linguini, martini, bikini!"

"Just bang it, cheese comes right out"

...and of course...

"But if you CALL NOW...within the next 20 minutes because you know we can't do this all day..."

I don't know if it was he himself or someone else that came up with the concept of these infomercials, but they're fucking brilliant and smart. Idiots will be buying this shit and think their life's going to stop sucking. He may have made an epic fail of a movie but he's just fucking perfect for this shit.
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:59 PM   #2
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That product could be the worst thing ever, but the salesman is really quite excellent.

Now having said that... It's so goddamn annoying
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:01 PM   #3
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Just like that Jimmy guy with the beard that sells Oxy Clean...but check this shit out: https://youtube.com/watch?v=WGooQ8yYC0c
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:42 PM   #6
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this guy is fucking classic I LOVE:

"Tacos, fettucine, linguini, martini, bikini!"
"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!"

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Old 01-22-2009, 03:46 PM   #7
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"Now you're gonna have a nice...tuna...salad...look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now!"

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Old 01-22-2009, 04:03 PM   #9
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@1:15 "What about fruit, put a mango" (puts a strawberry in)

haha this guy is a fucking genius!

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Old 01-22-2009, 04:17 PM   #11
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:48 PM   #12
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God, I feel like I've been living under a rock - I had been wondering why so many people still regarded Billy Mays higher than Vince Offer but now I know - thank you ESPN!:





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Vince Offer is seriously the new wave of late night tv hucksters, the guy is FUCKING SKILLED. Shamwow is classic infomercial greatness. This is what Vince got his start doing, hucking kitchen wares at tradeshows. Back to his roots! He's the next Billy Mays!

MORE VINCE! MORE VINCE! MORE VINCE!
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:58 AM   #14
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Vince Offer is seriously the new wave of late night tv hucksters, the guy is FUCKING SKILLED. Shamwow is classic infomercial greatness. This is what Vince got his start doing, hucking kitchen wares at tradeshows. Back to his roots! He's the next Billy Mays!

MORE VINCE! MORE VINCE! MORE VINCE!
There's another guy that's decent that does the Swivel Sweeper and a few others, but has no personality compared to Vince or Billy. Vince is clearly long-time skilled at selling shit like this and Billy's obviously legendary for it in infomercials already. I'd love to see some budding rivalry between the two, lol.
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There's another guy that's decent that does the Swivel Sweeper and a few others, but has no personality compared to Vince or Billy. Vince is clearly long-time skilled at selling shit like this and Billy's obviously legendary for it in infomercials already. I'd love to see some budding rivalry between the two, lol.
It's Vince's personality that sells the product. You've not seen the end of Vince believe me. He leaves the viewer feeling like they're an idiot if they're not buying the product. he makes everything look smooth and effortless, and has that brash attitude that just makes you feel like you're stupid for not already being on the bandwagon with whatever he's selling. He's an amazing salesman.
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I don't know if it was he himself or someone else that came up with the concept of these infomercials, but they're fucking brilliant and smart. Idiots will be buying this shit and think their life's going to stop sucking. He may have made an epic fail of a movie but he's just fucking perfect for this shit.
My daughter and I saw this commercial the other day and we laughed so hard!
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"You're gonna love my nuts"??? That's scaring...hahaha
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:23 AM   #22
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hahaha slap chop.. best product ever
It sounds like some kickass karate or wrestling move, lol. Like all of a sudden some dudes dressed in veggie and fruit clothing and Vince is going to "Slap Chop" their asses down. "Oops, almost forgot the nuts!" (slap chops their nutsacks). "See how easy? A kid could do that! Stop living a boring life!"
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It's Vince's personality that sells the product. You've not seen the end of Vince believe me. He leaves the viewer feeling like they're an idiot if they're not buying the product. he makes everything look smooth and effortless, and has that brash attitude that just makes you feel like you're stupid for not already being on the bandwagon with whatever he's selling. He's an amazing salesman.
Definitely. I managed retail before and this guy is a person I'd fight to hire. Then I'd schedule him to work when I wasn't around because I wouldnt be able to handle it
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i don't know how many game heads we've got out there, but does anyone else notice a similarity?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_eaE-_GDbmQ
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Yea, just a slight resemblence, lol. BTW I bet you can embed vids, you just don't know how.

[ y o u t u b e ] the vid code - in this case _eaE-_GDbmQ [ / y o u t u b e ] ...all that without the spaces
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Vince is pure selling bliss - I want to hire him lol
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Yea, just a slight resemblence, lol. BTW I bet you can embed vids, you just don't know how.

[ y o u t u b e ] the vid code - in this case _eaE-_GDbmQ [ / y o u t u b e ] ...all that without the spaces
thanks dude.

just watch the way he moves his arms when he talks.
both have headsets, and slight brooklyn accents.
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thanks dude.

just watch the way he moves his arms when he talks.
both have headsets, and slight brooklyn accents.
Actually check this out - someone dubbed Vince's ShamWow over a Scout video, LOL!

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bumped for the fact that the commercial was transcribed. Shamwow!!
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Actually check this out - someone dubbed Vince's ShamWow over a Scout video, LOL!

OHHH MFG!!! It is all so clear now.. its all finally coming together ..... for I was blind but NOW I see! .....
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Just like that Jimmy guy with the beard that sells Oxy Clean...but check this shit out: https://youtube.com/watch?v=WGooQ8yYC0c
I think this guy is now his competition. For selling crap on tv guy
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