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  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
    (felis madjewicus)
    • Jul 2006
    • 20368

    #1

    Young buck needs a lesson from an old fuck, regarding wedding rings!

    I was at a shop nearby my hotel today and there was an older woman, probably a good 40, but with an amazing body, tight, and packaged like she was still 18. Unbelievable. Anyways, she was wearing the tight assed yoga pants and I was getting a good eyeful of that ass, when she kind if caught me. I gave her a nice smile, and she was all smiles in return after catching me in an obvious ass gaze. that kind fo smile that raises hope in a man's loins, hah. So I carried on and started thinking, fuck it's be nice to hit that sweet milf ass. Now I sensed at least a slight chance there, but I gotta head back and scope this wedding band/engagement ring situation like an old pro. I'm not used to stepping into this type of territory, it's new ground for me. I mean, I've had a couple old cougars prey on me in the past, but I never actually tried to pluck one from the wild like this. I realize the rings go on the left ring finger, but I've seen it mentioned they are someitmes wore on other fingers, what is the main features so i can spot out a wedding band or engagement ring.

    Spread your wisdom experienced old fucks!
    Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 06-02-2009, 04:04 AM.
  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #2
    How about actually talking to her and asking 'hey, are you married'?

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Whip it out and say can you handle this?

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      • seeandsee
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        • Mar 2006
        • 50945

        #4
        Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
        How about actually talking to her and asking 'hey, are you married'?
        that would solve the problems
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        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
          (felis madjewicus)
          • Jul 2006
          • 20368

          #5
          Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
          How about actually talking to her and asking 'hey, are you married'?
          I guess that could work, but for some reason I feel the urge to be a sneaky Russian with this one. Maybe I've built this up to be too much of a mission in my head already. For some reason I figure this is an entirely different ballgame being as she's like twice the age or more of most the girls I've hooked up with.

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          • Twistys Tim
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2008
            • 1923

            #6
            Why don't you say to her; I was looking to buy a wedding band, but I would rather give you a pearl necklace instead.

            Might work, with the right delivery.


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            • Tom_PM
              Porn Meister
              • Feb 2005
              • 16443

              #7
              Older? 40? I hate you.

              Just tell her you have two questions but arent sure which to ask first, so you thought you'd let her pick.. Are you married, do you want to get together.

              Jerk. good luck, lol.
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              • _Richard_
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2006
                • 30989

                #8
                Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                I was at a shop nearby my hotel today and there was an older woman, probably a good 40, but with an amazing body, tight, and packaged like she was still 18. Unbelievable. Anyways, she was wearing the tight assed yoga pants and I was getting a good eyeful of that ass, when she kind if caught me. I gave her a nice smile, and she was all smiles in return after catching me in an obvious ass gaze. that kind fo smile that raises hope in a man's loins, hah. So I carried on and started thinking, fuck it's be nice to hit that sweet milf ass. Now I sensed at least a slight chance there, but I gotta head back and scope this wedding band/engagement ring situation like an old pro. I'm not used to stepping into this type of territory, it's new ground for me. I mean, I've had a couple old cougars prey on me in the past, but I never actually tried to pluck one from the wild like this. I realize the rings go on the left ring finger, but I've seen it mentioned they are someitmes wore on other fingers, what is the main features so i can spot out a wedding band or engagement ring.

                Spread your wisdom experienced old fucks!
                that must have been quite the ass if you're jumping to marriage!

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                • pornguy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 62910

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Twistys Tim
                  Why don't you say to her; I was looking to buy a wedding band, but I would rather give you a pearl necklace instead.

                  Might work, with the right delivery.
                  You forgot the most crucial part of the statement.

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                  • onwebcam
                    Fake Nick 1.0
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 27689

                    #10
                    Thought this thread was going to be about a fellow Cashvillian getting married. Anyway I'd say if it's not on the ring finger it doesn't matter because she's likely hiding the fact.

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                    • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 816

                      #11
                      yeah If it isn't on the ring finger it doesn't matter.


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                      • Helix
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 6021

                        #12
                        Just get a screengrab that shows your GFY postcount and show it to her and she is yours!

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