I eat there once every 2 years or so. Every time I do my entire system shuts down for 9 days.

i like taco bell better!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno when they started doing this but they sell their sauce in bottles at grocery stores now - i.e. what they put in their burritos. I've been making burritos n shit at home with it - soooooo good! And even low in sodium for a sauce that's fairly hot.

Oh yea, and fuck McDonalds. I can taste the fat in their food before it's in my mouth even.

Didn't you read the fine print?

McDonalds may cause LBS (Leaky Bowel Syndrome)

I say FUCK McDonalds!

For dishonouring an important man,


just imagine it would be Robert Redford goin there for a snack!

http://davidreport.com/blog/wp-conte...rt_redford.jpg

You don't want your heroes to suffer.

And for my fans:

If you guys have a serious gay crush or any other issues, like never dealt with sarcasm and irony before, drop your adress here and I'm gonna send you a bag full of used dildos from the club, so you can have a company for the rest of the year.

While I don't want to deny anyone's basic human right to be a complete idiot (we can see that on the streets on a daily basis afterall ) I want to remain warm hearted and willing to help.

good quality food

And to prove I'm a man of big heart and great gestures, I'll add some free toilet paper to the package, just to make sure the toughest assholes on the internet get the right care.

http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/ObamaToiletPaper2.JPG

You don't need to thank me! my pleasure!

I havent eaten Mcdonalds in at least 4 months, maybe longer. That food is shit.

"may cause".. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

lettuce on a baby sandwich?

you need to eat more dirty food man..

after eating in Tijuana, MX and Mexico City..I will never get sick.

Sounds like you got the McShits lol.

haha. I think that's the first thing I've ever read on here that made me laugh out loud.

the breakfast menu is great, but the burgers have declined over the years. best fries though... enjoy the mcnuggets. But i'm a glutton for bad food...