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  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840
    #1

    Cheney was in wheelchair because....

    Dick Cheney, the outgoing vice president, is to attend Barack Obama's inauguration ceremony in a wheelchair after pulling a back muscle while moving boxes into his new house.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...heelchair.html

    LOL

    i thought the old fuck just had too much vodka and needed a ride...

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    • 96ukssob
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      • Mar 2003
      • 12991
      #2
      Hes in a wheelchair because HES OLD!
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        • RobertD
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          • Feb 2001
          • 1149
          #3
          Old + really heavy kevlar vest.
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            • dyna mo
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              • Dec 2008
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                • Sly
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                  • Sep 2004
                  • 31377
                  #5
                  Chicks dig wheelchairs.
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                    • RobertD
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1149
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                      pulling a back muscle while moving boxes into his new house....
                      Or from wrestling all those reams of paper from the VP Office safe to the shredder.
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                        • Elli
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 17991
                          #7
                          Originally posted by RobertD
                          Old + really heavy kevlar vest.
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                            • Holly
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 10017
                              #8
                              I call total bullshit on the back thing. You'd have to be an idiot to believe that elitist fucker is packing up and schlepping around his own boxes.

                              He probably strained something while he was "interrogating" a prisoner at Gitmo.
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                                • ManHuntSteve
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                                  • Apr 2008
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                                  #9
                                  His jowls got to be too much for him.
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                                    • jmcb420
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                                      • Oct 2006
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                                      #10
                                      I figured they hurt him while he was being removed kicking and screaming from his "undisclosed location"
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                                        • kmanrox
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                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 29295
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Holly
                                          I call total bullshit on the back thing. You'd have to be an idiot to believe that elitist fucker is packing up and schlepping around his own boxes.

                                          He probably strained something while he was "interrogating" a prisoner at Gitmo.
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                                            • OY
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 5401
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                                              ...he broke the back of the US and now he is getting the same back.
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                                                • Poindexterity
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                                                  • Feb 2008
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                                                  #13
                                                  i can't believe a single person believes that this aristocratic traitor actually moves his own shit. I'd be surprised to find out he wipes his own ass.
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                                                    • missipissi
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                                                      • Dec 2008
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by PridebucksSteve
                                                      His jowls got to be too much for him.

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                                                        • mynameisjim
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                                                          • Aug 2007
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                                                          #15
                                                          I bet he moves some stuff himself. Didn't a story report that he has huge "man-size" safes in his office. Whatever is in there I'm sure he wouldn't trust many people with it.
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                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 38323
                                                              #16


                                                              As I understand it, Cheney had the wheelchair packed with explosives planning to take out Obama, but the Secret Service discovered his plot, and thus disarmed and then sedated the evil bastard...he was last seen muttering to himself as he was wheeled off into the sunset...



                                                              I hope Dickless Cheney stays alive long enough to be put on trial for his malfeasance and war crimes.

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                                                                • SilentKnight
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                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 24818
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I still love the clip of Cheney arriving in New Orleans in the aftermath of Katrina, and someone shouting out in the background, "GO FUCK YOURSELF, MR. CHENEY!"

                                                                  "Do you hear that often?" the reporter asks him.

                                                                  "No," replies Cheney. "That's the first time, in fact."

                                                                  Cha'.....right Mr. Cheney.

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                                                                    • todhunter
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                                                                      • May 2007
                                                                      • 152
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I was surprised.

                                                                      I thought Cheney was going to do the "Say hello to my little friend" bit. Off Obama, off Bush, off Biden, jump to the podium, declare himself president and declare a state of emergency and martial law until further notice.

                                                                      I am very glad to be wrong.

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