A plane has landed in the Hudson - Terrorism may be involved!

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  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593

    #1

    A plane has landed in the Hudson - Terrorism may be involved!

    People were terrified!!!!!!!!!!

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Machete_
    WINNING!
    • Oct 2002
    • 14579

    #2
    I heard it was a black Muslim illegal immigrant

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    • Jai
      Confirmed User
      • May 2005
      • 6915

      #3
      no one even suggest this ....if islamic terrorism was involved...theyd all be dead
      and some one would appear on tv from the middle east or pakistan screaming DERKA DERKA MOHAMMED JIHAD

      http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ruTNvJiXnnc

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      • who
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2003
        • 19593

        #4
        Bullshit!!! You just fucking wait, they will claim it!!!!

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        • Machete_
          WINNING!
          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          Originally posted by Jai
          no one even suggest this ....if islamic terrorism was involved...theyd all be dead
          and some one would appear on tv from the middle east or pakistan screaming DERKA DERKA MOHAMMED JIHAD

          http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ruTNvJiXnnc

          Must be a Israeli terrorist them

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          • who
            So Fucking Banned
            • Aug 2003
            • 19593

            #6
            Pretty soon we'll see some kind of video where some monkeyfaced arab sand munchers execute some guy for his failed takeover of this flight

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            • jacked
              sperm tail
              • May 2004
              • 11019

              #7
              yes the geese that struck the plane were in fact arab geese on a jihad mission, we've been secretly importing them from THE iraq since the early 80's

              total conspiracy.....



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              • HorseShit
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 17513

                #8
                The geese were of Canadian descent

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                • Machete_
                  WINNING!
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14579

                  #9
                  Originally posted by who
                  Pretty soon we'll see some kind of video where some monkeyfaced arab sand munchers execute some guy for his failed takeover of this flight
                  And soon you cant take your pet chicken as a carry-on, because they are afraid you will open the door in-flight and throw the bird in to the engine

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                  • Machete_
                    WINNING!
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 14579

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jdavis
                    The geese were of Canadian descent

                    I say fucking nuke then NOW - before its to late. need a preemptive strike NOW

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                    • who
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 19593

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ebus_dk
                      And soon you cant take your pet chicken as a carry-on, because they are afraid you will open the door in-flight and throw the bird in to the engine

                      Soon luggage will be banned because it could contain non-floating material

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                      • John-ACWM
                        Work Work Work
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 20060

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jdavis
                        The geese were of Canadian descent

                        It was the only way to kill that goose:fly that plane right into it

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                        • beerptrol
                          Confirmed Asshole
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12722

                          #13
                          Instead of using a missile or rocket launching device, they stuffed a goose into an air cannon
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                          -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                          • LadyMischief
                            Orgasms N Such!
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 18135

                            #14
                            That flock of geese were agents of Al Queda!

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                            • WeirdHomer
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 806

                              #15
                              If it was terrorism then it was a bunch of well trained birds.

                              It was a birdstrike people, the pilots probably encountered a group of birds and they got sucked into the engines.

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                              • who
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 19593

                                #16
                                It was terrorism because people were terrified. Simple.

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                                • seeandsee
                                  Check SIG!
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 50945

                                  #17
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