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marketsmart 01-15-2009 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 15335569)
5 year old should not play with guns
this is not a toy, this is for protection only..

i take this very seriously and will make sure that i take him to a quality handgun instructor..

and you can be sure that i wont let my nephew carry the gun on him until he can group at least 8 out of 10 headshots...

halfpint 01-15-2009 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15335603)
yeah he died:helpme
Good he was a stupid cunt for giving his 2 year old kid a loaded gun, He has fucked up the kids life now, how is the kid gonna cope with knowing he shot his own father when he gets older

TyroneGoldberg 01-15-2009 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15335007)
they worked out a special deal with the attorney general in NY..

apparently because of my nephews gang affiliations, they considered him too dangerous to be locked up in LA...

the funny thing is that my nephew went into jail with a bachelors in marijuana and came out with a doctorate in cocaine...

oh. ok. at first i thought you were joking, now i see this thread is real...:)

Overload 01-15-2009 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15334469)
i just dont want him to have to live in fear.....
kids in the kindergarten will live in fear ... a 5yo with a
real gun ... you are simply nuts; sorry :helpme

Overload 01-15-2009 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15335633)
this is not a toy, this is for protection only..

i take this very seriously and will make sure that i take him to a quality handgun instructor..

and you can be sure that i wont let my nephew carry the gun on him until he can group at least 8 out of 10 headshots...
a 5yo needs SUCH protection? geez, you live in a rotten world :(

marketsmart 01-15-2009 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Overload (Post 15335758)
kids in the kindergarten will live in fear ... a 5yo with a
real gun ... you are simply nuts; sorry :helpme
my nephew doesnt go to school.. he owns his own business..

granted it may not be on the right side of the law, but you have to give him credit for being such a hustler at an age where most kids are still shitting in their pants and eating their boogers..

my nephew is building a business empire and as long as he doesnt get caught, he might end up becoming the next don corleone..

papill0n 01-15-2009 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15335588)
wtf :Oh crap

brassmonkey 01-15-2009 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15335655)
Good he was a stupid cunt for giving his 2 year old kid a loaded gun, He has fucked up the kids life now, how is the kid gonna cope with knowing he shot his own father when he gets older
yeah he'll be on meds maybe alot of drugs and jail:( sad deal

ContentSHOOTER 01-15-2009 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 15335901)
wtf :Oh crap
Well timed Ben:thumbsup

Ethersync 01-15-2009 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15335588)
holy shit

GetSCORECash 01-15-2009 04:42 PM
LOL! I actually enjoyed this thread!

uno 01-15-2009 04:46 PM
I really can't see a 5 year old handle much more than a .22.

WinstonTriplexcash 01-15-2009 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15334469)
listen up.. my nephew doesnt need any faggotry in his life like ballet or bowling..

he is a straight pipe hitting nigga...

he runs all the rock and weed selling for a 4 block radius in watts..

he also has a string a bitches that he tricks out...

and dont even get me started on his loan sharking and protection business..

because of the nature of his business, he sometimes might run across an unsavory element..

i just dont want him to have to live in fear....

so please.. tell me what kind of gun i should get for him..

Thats too funny!!!

Rochard 01-15-2009 05:21 PM
But him a shotgun - so the next time the babysitter pisses him off he can just blow him away.

O MARINA 01-16-2009 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15335239)
if your my nephew...

$5700 in cash, 4 ounces of rock, a few ounces of weed, and a couple dozen e bombs....

and if he's in hollywood, he likes to ride with the horse..



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

O MARINA 01-16-2009 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15334469)
listen up.. my nephew doesnt need any faggotry in his life like ballet or bowling..

he is a straight pipe hitting nigga...

he runs all the rock and weed selling for a 4 block radius in watts..

he also has a string a bitches that he tricks out...

and dont even get me started on his loan sharking and protection business..

because of the nature of his business, he sometimes might run across an unsavory element..

i just dont want him to have to live in fear....

so please.. tell me what kind of gun i should get for him..


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

andy83 01-16-2009 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15334248)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

andy83 01-16-2009 01:07 PM
lol this thread seriously rock

woj 01-16-2009 01:43 PM
great thread :1orglaugh

firecracker 01-16-2009 02:42 PM
hhhmmm, well all I can say is, DAMN!!:pimp

Deej 01-16-2009 02:56 PM
Beretta Minx

6 in the mag 1 in the tube

http://www.littlegun.be/arme%20itali...al%2025-05.jpg

Take out a whole hood of lil niggas :pimp

marketsmart 01-16-2009 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15341306)
Beretta Minx

6 in the mag 1 in the tube

http://www.littlegun.be/arme%20itali...al%2025-05.jpg

Take out a whole hood of lil niggas :pimp
that might be a little too small for him, but you just gave me a great idea..

i think he could use that as a back up piece in case his main one jams or gets boosted..

thanks for the tip.. :thumbsup

Deej 01-16-2009 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15341377)
that might be a little too small for him, but you just gave me a great idea..

i think he could use that as a back up piece in case his main one jams or gets boosted..

thanks for the tip.. :thumbsup
a good boot piece - fit nicely under his baggy chucks

sperbonzo 01-16-2009 03:18 PM
I found this adorable one for my newborn niece.... really cute AND effective!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=abTGA...eature=related

:thumbsup:thumbsup

(sorry, someone should put the video up here.... never bothered to find out how to do that)


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Ethersync 01-16-2009 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15334469)
listen up.. my nephew doesnt need any faggotry in his life like ballet or bowling..

he is a straight pipe hitting nigga...

he runs all the rock and weed selling for a 4 block radius in watts..

he also has a string a bitches that he tricks out...

and dont even get me started on his loan sharking and protection business..

because of the nature of his business, he sometimes might run across an unsavory element..

i just dont want him to have to live in fear....

so please.. tell me what kind of gun i should get for him..
If he really did all this wouldn't he have a gun already :upsidedow

marketsmart 01-16-2009 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15341596)
If he really did all this wouldn't he have a gun already :upsidedow
he used to have a godfather lookin out for him, but 2 weeks ago he went missing..

they just found his dismembered body behind the red lobster in torrance..

so, now that my nephew is on his own i want to make sure he can protect himself..

lotta crazy niggas runnin around in watts these days..

brassmonkey 01-16-2009 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15341306)
Beretta Minx

6 in the mag 1 in the tube

http://www.littlegun.be/arme%20itali...al%2025-05.jpg

Take out a whole hood of lil niggas :pimp
wtf you mean by that it can kill anyone its pointed at blacks whites or whatever

LadyMischief 01-16-2009 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15334263)
thats way too big.. he's only about 4 feet tall...

it needs to be small enough so no one knows he packing...
Why would you want a child too young to have a social conscience to have free reign of a weapon? Are you insane? You could be held personally liable if he injures anyone. Start the kid with a bb gun if you insist, but a handgun... fucking mental.

collegeboobies 01-16-2009 05:58 PM
Revolver is best because Russian roulette is no fun with a semi

mikesouth 01-16-2009 06:05 PM
I'd go with this

.22 but loud and mean easily concealable and 8 shots

http://www.twainquotes.com/AllenPepperboxExp.jpg


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