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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15329387)

Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Problem is actually kind of believe u do all this stuff :(

Right now I am having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.. I think I have forgotten this before..

"It's what people know about themselves inside that make's 'em afraid"

~ High Plains Drifter.

"Whether you think you can or cant, either way you are right"

Henry Ford.

"If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. ""

Groucho Marx quotes are the best !! :thumbsup

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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

:pimp

The opportunity of a lifetime must be taken during the lifetime of the opportunity

Is this all going to be content for one of pr0's sites? :)

Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, its too dark to read.

Light travels faster than sound. Which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

'I'm not gonna kill you,I'm gonna make you suicide' ... I quoted.. myself :winkwink:

"Only love kills the demon"

Natural Born Killers

"We don't discuss business at the table"

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

-Godfather

"All I have in this world is my word and my balls, and I don't break them for nobody!"

-Scarface

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus" - Mark Twain

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." - Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes

"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." - Malcolm X

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15329251)

"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on"
fred jung

one of the best quotes from a movie ever & the truest :2 cents:

"In times of change, learners inherit the earth while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." - Eric Hoffer

"She was looking so important as if her pussy had won the grand prize"

CarlosTheGaucho