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  • cwd
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2006
    • 1955

    #1

    Wise Old Jewish Man

    Wise Old Jewish Man

    A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who
    had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day,
    for a long, long time.

    So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there
    he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

    "Pardon me, sir. I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?"

    "Morris Fishbien," he replied.

    "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

    "For about 60 years."

    "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

    "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."

    "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

    "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall.
  • grumpy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2002
    • 9870

    #2
    thats funny
    Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
    icq - 441-456-888

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    • Isradude
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2008
      • 1842

      #3
      lol.... funny and sad at the same time ........ (and also true .... )
      Amit "Isradude"
      ICQ - 395509039

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      • cwd
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2006
        • 1955

        #4
        It was sent to me by a Jewish friend who always has the best Jewish jokes.

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        • mona
          Registered User
          • Feb 2008
          • 1940

          #5

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          • doridori
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2008
            • 2222

            #6
            lol he speakth the truth

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            • czarina
              Webmaster Extraordinaire
              • Jul 2002
              • 10752

              #7
              haha, very good one!

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              • The Judge
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2006
                • 1647

                #8
                The western wall is holy because it is the only remaining artifact of the first stock market destroyed by the ancient Romans after loosing their money in a series of financial scandals.

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                • Si
                  Such Fun!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 13900

                  #9
                  I love it

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