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  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856

    #1

    I'm meeting the cute bartender at 3:30am...

    ...at this point i'm intoxicated enough not to care what happens but fuck she is waiting for me...

    GFY, wait for me...

    Ok I bring my camera just in case opportunity knocks -- or is that a bad idea? Please lets vote...

    Thanks to the peanut gallery.

    OK and here's my signature just because i'm drunk not because I want your business......... FUCK YOU TOO!!!
  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856

    #2
    Oh I meant to ask you to all wish me luck... forgot to do that.

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    • Voodoo
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      • Sep 2002
      • 10600

      #3
      Take the camera. If she doesn't like it, ass fuck her, and take pictures anyways.

      "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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      • greentea
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 6580

        #4
        If she swallows hold on to her for a while...
        blunts

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        • TheFLY
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2001
          • 11856

          #5
          OK yeah the camera may take me to the next level... I mean -- no nice guy brings a camera at 3:30am...

          I'm a bad man.

          A bad bad man.

          Hehehehe

          HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • Brown Bear
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            • May 2002
            • 4982

            #6
            definitely take pictures and post them here so we can ridicule her and point out all her deficiencies
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            • BJ
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              • Mar 2002
              • 5590

              #7
              dont forget the dirty sanchez

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              • TheFLY
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2001
                • 11856

                #8
                Originally posted by Voodoo
                Take the camera. If she doesn't like it, ass fuck her, and take

                BTW COOL SIG

                pictures anyways.

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                • Jamie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 2517

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheFLY
                  ...at this point i'm intoxicated enough not to care what happens but fuck she is waiting for me...

                  I had plans to meet her at 3:40, guess she isn't expecting much.
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                  • TheFLY
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 11856

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Brown Bear
                    definitely take pictures and post them here so we can ridicule her and point out all her deficiencies
                    Oh yeah of course... i mean it wouldn't be GFY w/o out commentary on her ass or tits or whatever... on the other hand fuck you all like I need your gay ass sausage fest approval... it's just a date... a date at 3:30 am... no problem. It's all good.

                    WORD.

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                    • pimplink
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                      • Jun 2001
                      • 9535

                      #11
                      Fly, You're like the resident Harvey Pekar of GFY.

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                      • TheFLY
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 11856

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jamie



                        I had plans to meet her at 3:40, guess she isn't expecting much.
                        Yeah she told me she called ROTO ROUTER... The toilet is plugged...

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                        • TheFLY
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 11856

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pimplink
                          Fly, You're like the resident Harvey Pekar of GFY.
                          Who is that? BTW only 50 more minutes before I head back there... LIke I want to wait around for her to clean up that nasty wilthy bar... Hell no... I'll be like bitch get in the car... LIke I have time to wait for this Pinesol to dry. Fuk that.

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                          • TheFLY
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 11856

                            #14
                            47... and counting.

                            am I desperate?

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                            • SleazyDream
                              I'm here for SPORT
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 41470

                              #15
                              lets do a live cam
                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                              Now read without the word dog.

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                              • BJ
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 5590

                                #16
                                If you were smart you'd call the bar and tell her you can't make it tonight.

                                The she'll surely bone you next week

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                                • pimplink
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 9535

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TheFLY


                                  Who is that? BTW only 50 more minutes before I head back there... LIke I want to wait around for her to clean up that nasty wilthy bar... Hell no... I'll be like bitch get in the car... LIke I have time to wait for this Pinesol to dry. Fuk that.
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                                  • TheFLY
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                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 11856

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PureMeds
                                    If you were smart you'd call the bar and tell her you can't make it tonight.

                                    The she'll surely bone you next week
                                    Man I have been ignoring this chick for months and months seriously... The fucked up thing is she is in a band -- and another girl in her band I think was rubbing her leg on my back tonight at the bar -- but there was two chicks behind me so fuck it was hard to tell but I am pretty sure it's the readhead... anyway I'm not a player just TheFLY...


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                                    • TheFLY
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 11856

                                      #19
                                      Ahh but the readhead is hot as hell... but...

                                      Fuck Buddhism -- I need some booty. I'm tired of staus quo

                                      status quo = no ass

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                                      • EscortBiz
                                        Fuck Checks, CASH only!
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 19422

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TheFLY
                                        ...at this point i'm intoxicated enough not to care what happens but fuck she is waiting for me...

                                        GFY, wait for me...

                                        Ok I bring my camera just in case opportunity knocks -- or is that a bad idea? Please lets vote...

                                        Thanks to the peanut gallery.

                                        OK and here's my signature just because i'm drunk not because I want your business......... FUCK YOU TOO!!!
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                                        • TheFLY
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 11856

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by EscortBiz


                                          Do you have to move anywhere for this?
                                          Yeah like umm 10 blocks...

                                          I think I'll take my car instead of walking...

                                          What do you think...

                                          I figure if I drive I have a place to talk to her... in my car...

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                                          • cherrylula
                                            lol
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 15969

                                            #22
                                            go Fly!!!

                                            Post pics!!!

                                            Keep GFY alive with explicit pics!

                                            GFY Heroes.

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                                            • DarkJedi
                                              No Refunds Issued.
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 28301

                                              #23
                                              even if she won't screw you - take a pic of her clothed

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                                              • railz
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 2531

                                                #24
                                                Remind me to do this if I ever manage to get a date sometime this century.

                                                Be like the guy who bugged his sister's apartment and then tried to set her up with all his friends.
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                                                • boneprone
                                                  Hall Of Fame
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 34415

                                                  #25
                                                  Ethics Question:

                                                  Should Pete tell her about the Herpies before or after he fucks her?

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                                                  • boneprone
                                                    Hall Of Fame
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 34415

                                                    #26
                                                    I say later.
                                                    Of course unless he uses the pics for content.

                                                    God forbid the ethics of you people come down on the poor lad like you all did with Dank and his issues.

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                                                    • quiet
                                                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                      • 25115

                                                      #27
                                                      after. as always, pleasure before ethics.
                                                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                      • railz
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                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                        • 2531

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by boneprone
                                                        Ethics Question:

                                                        Should Pete tell her about the Herpies before or after he fucks her?
                                                        Since he hasn't posted for a while, I'm guessing he's on the job right now.

                                                        I guess we'll find out later

                                                        (Oh, and "before")
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                                                        • boneprone
                                                          Hall Of Fame
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 34415

                                                          #29
                                                          amen brother!

                                                          Shoot the motherload, get the pics, and run.

                                                          Let her find out about the herpies on her own time.

                                                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                          Learn about it kids.

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                                                          • boneprone
                                                            Hall Of Fame
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 34415

                                                            #30
                                                            BP4L Style!

                                                            Infect and run.

                                                            Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                            Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                            http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                            Learn about it kids.

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                                                            • boneprone
                                                              Hall Of Fame
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 34415

                                                              #31
                                                              on the job?

                                                              Pete has no job.

                                                              His only job is to represent the BP4L and spread his seed.

                                                              Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                              Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                              http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                              Learn about it kids.

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                                                              • boneprone
                                                                Hall Of Fame
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 34415

                                                                #32
                                                                I mean nectar of the bone.

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                                                                Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                Learn about it kids.

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                                                                • railz
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                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 2531

                                                                  #33
                                                                  "Infect and run" lol Bone.

                                                                  Sounds like Code Red
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                                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 51460

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Cmon Pete, what the hell ya doing now... sleeping?? Plenty of time for that when you're dead. Get up and tell us how the ride was. She should be laying in your bed naked in a twist of sheets, all fucked out with a sore pussy.

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                                                                    • railz
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                                                                      • Nov 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      "On the Job" - Brit slang for fucking.
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                                                                      • Herb Kornfield
                                                                        Is on the 1
                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 4996

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Pete....whats the status report on the deal? did ya close the sale?

                                                                        Toss me a shout when you get the chance

                                                                        --Herb K

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                                                                        • NickB.
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                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 8858

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                          BP4L Style!

                                                                          Infect and run.

                                                                          MHHHHHUUUUUUHHHHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHhahahHHHAAHA!
                                                                          I almost pissed in my pants!

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                                                                          • boneprone
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                                                                            • Jan 2001
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Ok, so what happened?

                                                                            Where are the pics?

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                                                                            • Bobo
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                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 2253

                                                                              #39
                                                                              What does 'tossing her salad' mean? Are you going to toss her salad?

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                                                                              • Spoonie Luv
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                                                                                • Jul 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I guess we will have to wait and read about it in his "diary"

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                                                                                • boneprone
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                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 34415

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Hmmmmm.

                                                                                  Perhaps it didnt go as well as he thought?

                                                                                  Or maybe he made the mistake and told her about the herpies before he tried to get with her.

                                                                                  Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                                  Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
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                                                                                  Learn about it kids.

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